What jokes do fathers tell their children?

A child asked his father to explain four words: angry, angry, crazy and dumbfounding. dad

Dad found it difficult to explain and suddenly had a brainwave. He picked up the phone book, found a phone number and dialed it.

"Hello, this is Lin Mansion. Who can I talk to? " There is a mezzo-soprano on the other end of the phone.

"I am looking for Chow Yun Fat."

"This is Lin Mansion. You have the wrong number. " A very gentle voice .....

"I just want to find Chow Yun Fat."

"I told you, this is Lin Mansion, but there is no one here." Then I hung up.

The father said to the child, "What do you think she is doing now? This is anger. "

"That dad, what is anger?"

Dad picked up the phone again and continued to dial the number just now.

"Hello, this is Lin Mansion."

"I am looking for Chow Yun Fat."

"I told you, this is Lin Mansion. Don't call again without Chow Yun Fat. "

"I still want to find Chow Yun Fat, please."

You're sick. This is Lin Fu. I told you there was no Chow Yun Fat, and then I called the police. "Pa, telephone.

Was hung up heavily.

Dad said to his son, "Look, this is anger."

"What does it feel like to be crazy?" Asked the child.

Dad has been dialing that number.

"You are ill, aren't you? I tell you, if you call me again, I'll call the police. There is no Chow Yun Fat here. "

"Excuse me, is this the Lin residence?

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir. This is Lin Mansion. Just now, someone kept calling Chow Yun Fat, which is not good.

Excuse me, who are you looking for? "

"Then please get me Chow Yun Fat."

"# RMB%-*% RMB #" was speechless. ...

What is a wry smile?

Dad dialed again.

"Hello, I'm Chow Yun Fat. Did someone call me just now? "