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What does the saying "It's really not built" mean? A derogatory term?
It means that the other party is excellent in some aspects. It is a dialect, and the testimonial composition starts with "
Mom is really not simple. Mom is the most difficult role in the world.
A person does not need to give back and keep giving, regardless of whether there is any reward. , they are always in love, angry, wronged, and frustrated. Despite this, after turning around, she not only no longer remembers, she is always thinking about whether you are full to eat, whether you are warmly dressed, whether you are tired, cold, or scared. , she takes on and shares your life and your emotions
Even though you don’t appreciate it, even though you want to leave, even though it’s been a long, long time since you understood her, you understood her at that time because you had her. She never resents you for not being able to repay your responsibilities. She just nags you to study hard, be successful in the future, find a good job, and live a good life.
She only wishes you well
Day after day, year after year, since she had you, she has become a planet, when you are.
She is the one who is the most angry when you make a mistake. She is the one who feels the most distressed when you are hurt.
You are working hard in the outside world. It is she who worries about you every day, and it is she who calls you and tells you to work peacefully and not miss home.
You are tired and have nowhere to go, telling you "Come back, stay at home." Why don't you have a bite to eat?
"It's her.
A mortal cannot ask him to become an immortal or a saint, but as long as she is a mother, she already has the immortal nature and the Buddha nature.
Love forever, do everything possible, don’t blame, don’t regret, and your hair will gradually turn gray over the long years
The most beautiful time of her life is with you. Go away, but you don’t need to repay her, because as long as you are here, she will be happy.
Mom is a human being, a mortal, and has weaknesses and fragility, but she will always be upright in front of you.
No matter how old your child is, your mother will always be your child.
She will protect you from wind and rain, and you will never be alone. /p>
There is one person in the world who loves you without any reason and will give you everything without asking for anything in return. As long as she is there, you are the safest place.
This person is your mother. , that is, mother.
If one day, she is gone, you must grow up
... Composition: You are really not simple.
This. Teacher is not a simple magician, he makes all the impossible possible.
You can only admit it if you don’t believe it.
Teacher Wang’s magic is enough to make me stunned. A towel, shows us; "This is an ordinary towel.
"-I rubbed my eyes and took a look, it was true! It was a rectangular towel with cartoon patterns carved on it.
-I saw her taking out a toothpick. < /p>
I opened my eyes and looked at it. It was indeed an ordinary toothpick.
What can Teacher Wang do with these two ordinary items? I'm looking forward to the magic trick.
-After that, Teacher Wang wrapped the toothpick tightly in a towel and asked an assistant: "Please break the toothpick.
" -The assistant broke the toothpick with force.
Teacher Wang asked: "Are you sure you broke the toothpick? " - The assistant felt unsure and hurriedly touched it with his hand.
The toothpick was indeed broken, so he nodded.
- Teacher Wang pulled away the towel, but the toothpick was still there. Okay.
Looking at the assistant’s stunned eyes, I was also very puzzled.
But this is the truth after all!
p>-Teacher Wang seemed to be well prepared, and brought us another magic trick - Moebius Circle
-Teacher Wang cut out a strip of crepe paper. Glue it into a circle.
"I cut it vertically, and you can guess how many circles it will be.
"-This is too easy," 2.
"I answered without thinking.
Teacher Wang smiled mysteriously, "Okay, now I'll cut it open.
"I stared at her cutting motionlessly, for fear of missing something.
After Teacher Wang finished cutting, he unfolded it and saw that there was only one circle! Does Teacher Wang really know any magic? ? - Teacher Wang looked at us in surprise and asked a classmate to cut it.
After cutting it, there were two circles! She cut out only one circle, what's going on? - This teacher is really not simple! Almost everyone thinks that I am innocent, naive, and even a little silly and cute, maybe I am. p>
I always chirp out of my heart and say whatever I think in my heart. I never speak through my brain, without any scheming or distracting thoughts.
Maybe I am originally a person with not very developed limbs and a weak brain. But I am a very simple person, and I am the easiest person to understand.
But why can’t I see clearly what kind of person I am? ? Do you know nothing about yourself and become a familiar stranger? Is it true that everyone can only see others and ignore themselves? It seems that everyone can only see themselves when facing the mirror. It turns out that this is the case, and you will be speechless at this moment when you talk about other people's words. It may be easy to get to know someone, maybe it only takes a second, but it takes a long time to understand someone, and it takes a long time to understand someone's heart! People need to work hard, maybe a lifetime, maybe a knowing look, maybe everything is in the process of hard work, it is so simple, people often ignore such an action.
Pay more attention and think more, and many things will become less difficult to understand.
Many things can never be grasped by promises, just like the traditional Chinese proposal model: "I love you," It can tie a woman tightly to the rope of marriage and make her willing to stay for love for this simple sentence.
But what can words mean? I would rather believe in a simple action. You won't believe the sweet words of each other. No matter how fancy you are, it won't be equal to zero in the end. After all, the bridge is a bridge and the road is a road! Maybe we imagine the oath is too perfect? Should I trust my ears or my own eyes? It’s not that I don’t understand you, but I really think of everything too perfectly and everything too simply.
In the end, it’s just that. Some one-sided words dazzled me, but in the face of the facts, I can always clearly see that everything is not as simple as imagined? I am speechless, not because I am disappointed, but because I think it is necessary to understand how a person can be. Is it really that difficult? Before we get to know someone, we think things are perfect, but when all the facts are in front of us, we suddenly find that it turns out that to truly understand a person, it’s not just about looking at the surface. And to measure it from too many angles, maybe people are like chameleons, changing roles when the environment changes.
People are so strange! I feel that I am an extremely easy person to understand, but others find it difficult to understand me because they see me as complicated. If they use their own complicated thoughts to measure simplicity, it will of course become difficult for them to understand me. Understand.
In fact, whether it is myself or others, when we see everything clearly, when the truth comes out, we should not let ourselves get frustrated because of other people's mistakes and punish ourselves with other people's mistakes. In fact, it is not necessary! Not worth it either! It's not easy.
Essay of 600 words
Today is a very interesting day for me, because today I went to Mingyuan Tea House to drink tea.
The person who made tea for us was a beautiful aunt. As soon as we arrived, she laid out the tea-making utensils. When I saw it, there were so many utensils, including tea cups and tea-pouring utensils. The tea made by the cup, tea filter pot and tea pet aunt was really delicious. We were drinking and laughing, and I was full after a while.
Thinking it was nothing, I visited the tea house and found a large basin on the table with many tea leaves with stems in it. There were also two small basins and a small basin. There are tea stalks inside, and a small basin is full of picked tea leaves.
The aunt said: If you have nothing to do, go ahead and pick the tea leaves in the pot. Our tea leaves are all on poles. You have to pick the poles before you can sell them. You will be paid for picking them.
When I heard that it was great, I asked: How to pay wages? The aunt said: It costs five yuan to pick a catty. If you do this work, you are a child laborer. You can pay ten yuan to pick a catty.
I was happy to make money, so I agreed immediately and got started.
This job looks very simple, but when you do it you realize that you need to be careful, and the tea leaves are very small and light. It took me a long time to pick just a few, and after a while it became boring. , it’s a bit annoying, but I endure it in order to make money.
While the adults were drinking tea and chatting, I worked hard for more than two hours. When I really didn’t want to work anymore, I took the picked tea leaves to my aunt and asked for wages.
The aunt weighed me very seriously. It was less than 100 grams. The aunt said: You did a good job. Let’s count it as 100 grams. How much is your salary? Let me do the math, huh? After working for so long, I only earned two yuan! But this was the first time I had earned money from a part-time job, so I quickly accepted it.
My aunt also told me that a few days ago, two truant college students came here to work and earn money, picking tea leaves. The two of them worked all morning and earned a total of three yuan and seventy cents. I thought the salary was too low, so I quit.
The aunt asked them why they didn't go to school well, and they said they just surfed the Internet if they had nothing to do.
The aunt said that they don’t know how to cherish it. It’s not easy for parents to make money. They don’t study hard with their parents’ money. They don’t feel bad at all when they spend money online. If you earn it yourself, you know how difficult it is to make money. .
After listening to my aunt’s words, I was also very educated.
On the way home, I passed by a cake shop. My mother and I went in to buy snacks. I found that two yuan could not even buy a piece of snack! It’s not easy to make money! It’s really not easy. A 600-word essay
It’s really not easy to buy groceries. One night during the summer vacation, I thought I should take advantage of this holiday to help my mother share some housework.
Starting from tomorrow, I have to help my mother buy groceries.
When it comes to buying groceries, I think: Isn’t it just a matter of buying a few groceries? So simple! My mother seemed to know what I was thinking, so she said to me: "Don't be too proud. Buying groceries is not as simple as you think. There is a college question hidden in it!" The next morning, my mother gave me fifty yuan. , after I took the money, I arrived at the door of the vegetable market as if I had stepped on Nezha's Hot Wheels.
When I entered the vegetable market, I saw many uncles and aunties selling vegetables. I went over and saw that there were meat sellers, vegetable sellers, seafood sellers and fruit sellers... There was really everything.
The vegetable market was full of people selling vegetables and it was very lively with the shouts of uncles and aunties selling vegetables.
I first came to the vegetable stall. When the shopkeeper saw that I was a child, he enthusiastically greeted me: "Child, what do you want to buy?" I imitated an adult and said, "I want to buy bitter melon. "Fresh ones."
The shopkeeper smiled, then took some particularly fresh bitter melons and asked, "Children, a pound of bitter melons is 3.5 yuan. How many do you want?" "I thought about my answer.
The shop owner weighed the scale and said: "One *** is 5 yuan.
"I gave her 50 yuan. At this time, the shop owner told me that this was 5 yuan. Counterfeit money.
I was shocked, and then she said: "Haha! I was joking with you just now, here! Give me your money.
"I took the money and took the bitter melon. I'm so sorry I have to go.
Then, I went to the place selling tofu and said to the shopkeeper: "Uncle, I want to buy 25 yuan of tofu.
"Haha!" the shopkeeper said, "25 yuan is fine. Can you afford to buy 50 pieces of tofu?" My face suddenly turned red and I said embarrassedly: "Then I want 5 yuan!" After hearing this, the shopkeeper immediately put ten pieces of tofu into a plastic bag. After I paid the money, I took the tofu and went home.
On the way home, thinking back to the joke I just made, I thought: It turns out that shopping for groceries is not that easy! It’s really not easy. A 600-word essay
It’s really not easy to buy groceries. One night during the summer vacation, I thought I should take advantage of this holiday to help my mother share some housework.
Starting from tomorrow, I have to help my mother buy groceries.
When it comes to buying groceries, I think: Isn’t it just a matter of buying a few groceries? So simple! My mother seemed to know what I was thinking, so she said to me: "Don't be too proud. Buying groceries is not as simple as you think. There is a college question hidden in it!" The next morning, my mother gave me fifty yuan. , after I took the money, I arrived at the door of the vegetable market as if I had stepped on Nezha's Hot Wheels.
When I entered the vegetable market, I saw many uncles and aunties selling vegetables. I went over and saw that there were meat sellers, vegetable sellers, seafood sellers and fruit sellers... There was really everything.
The vegetable market was full of people selling vegetables, shouting and shouting, and it was very lively.
I first came to the vegetable stall. When the shopkeeper saw that I was a child, he enthusiastically greeted me: "Child, what do you want to buy?" I imitated an adult and said, "I want to buy bitter melon. "Fresh ones."
The shopkeeper smiled, then took some particularly fresh bitter melons and asked, "Kid, how much do you want?" "I thought about my answer.
The shop owner weighed the scale and said: "One *** is 5 yuan.
"I gave her 50 yuan. At this time, the shop owner told me that this was 5 yuan. Counterfeit money.
I was shocked, and then she said: "Haha! I was joking with you just now, here! Give me your money.
"I took the money and took the bitter melon. I'm so sorry I have to go.
Then, I went to the place selling tofu and said to the shopkeeper: "Uncle, I want to buy 25 yuan of tofu.
"Haha!" the shopkeeper said, "25 yuan is fine. Can you afford to buy 50 pieces of tofu?" My face suddenly turned red and I said embarrassedly: "Then I want 5 yuan!" After hearing this, the shopkeeper immediately put ten pieces of tofu into a plastic bag. After I paid the money, I took the tofu and went home.
On the way home, thinking back to the joke I just made, I thought: It turns out that shopping for groceries is not that easy! ...
Ants are not simple. Next to every piece of land and grass, there are groups of insects that are busy carrying huge amounts of food into their nests.
Seeing their small and black bodies, nervous crawling and methodical appearance, you must blurt out without thinking: "Isn't this an ant?" Yes, this is an ant.
Although they are ordinary, I have special feelings for them.
That was a few days ago.
I accidentally discovered an ant nest in front of the balcony, and groups of small ants were busy coming and going.
At this time, I had the idea of ??playing a prank.
So, I poured some water into the nest and filled it with soil.
I started to feel very happy.
Who knew that I would look at it the next day and find that the opening of the nest that I had filled yesterday had been opened up. There was a circle of soil next to the nest, and the little ants were still busy beside the nest. It was as if nothing had happened.
I was very surprised, and tried to fill the nest again. I stepped on it a few times unwillingly, thinking: "You can't even think of it now!" But the reality was not what I expected. Quite the opposite.
A day later, the nest was opened again.
I was still unwilling to fill up the ant nest again and again, but the indomitable little ants never lost heart and repaired the ant nest again and again.
In the end, I felt it was boring and had to give up.
The indomitable and powerful little ant finally won.
Since then, I have looked at the little ants in a new light.
Once, a fly was seriously injured under my fly swatter and was brought to an ant nest.
It was discovered by the little ants.
The little ants looked around the "uninvited guest" who could still crawl, and then quickly pounced on the "monster", biting its leg and dragging it back.
The fly panicked and swung around in a hurry, trying to get rid of the entanglement of the little ants.
The little ants were dragged far away by this "monster" that was dozens of times larger than themselves, but their teeth kept biting the prey without letting go.
As soon as the opponent becomes discouraged, they will drag the prey back without ceremony.
As soon as the other party noticed it, he dragged the little ants to crawl.
After a tug-of-war, the fly was finally exhausted by the ants.
Although the little ants are small in size, they are very tenacious. In the end, the fly was bitten by the little ants and could not move, so he had to listen to the mercy of the little ants.
The little ant slowly dragged the fly into the nest and had a feast.
At this moment, I developed a love for the little ant, and was moved by the little ant's spirit of "when people unite, the mountains will move"... Composition "It's Really Not Easy" 600 words
p>It’s not easy to buy groceries. One night during the summer vacation, I thought I should take advantage of this holiday to help my mother share some housework.
Starting from tomorrow, I have to help my mother buy groceries.
When it comes to buying groceries, I think: Isn’t it just a matter of buying a few groceries? So simple! My mother seemed to know what I was thinking, so she said to me: "Don't be too proud. Buying groceries is not as simple as you think. There is a college question hidden in it!" The next morning, my mother gave me fifty yuan. , after I took the money, I arrived at the door of the vegetable market as if I had stepped on Nezha's Hot Wheels.
When I entered the vegetable market, I saw many uncles and aunties selling vegetables. I went over and saw that there were meat sellers, vegetable sellers, seafood sellers and fruit sellers... There was really everything.
The vegetable market was full of people selling vegetables, shouting and shouting, and it was very lively.
I first came to the vegetable stall. When the shopkeeper saw that I was a child, he enthusiastically greeted me: "Child, what do you want to buy?" I imitated an adult and said, "I want to buy bitter melon. "Fresh ones."
The shopkeeper smiled, then took some particularly fresh bitter melons and asked, "Kid, how much do you want?" "I thought about my answer.
The shop owner weighed the scale and said: "One *** is 5 yuan.
"I gave her 50 yuan. At this time, the shop owner told me that this was 5 yuan. Counterfeit money.
I was shocked, and then she said: "Haha! I was joking with you just now, here! Give me your money.
"I took the money and took the bitter melon. I'm so sorry I have to go.
Then, I went to the place selling tofu and said to the shopkeeper: "Uncle, I want to buy 25 yuan of tofu.
"Haha!" the shopkeeper said, "25 yuan is fine. Can you afford to buy 50 pieces of tofu?" My face suddenly turned red and I said embarrassedly: "Then I want 5 yuan!" After hearing this, the shopkeeper immediately put ten pieces of tofu into a plastic bag. After I paid the money, I took the tofu and went home.
On the way home, thinking back to the joke I just made, I thought: It turns out that shopping for groceries is not that easy! ... "Warmth is actually not simple" 600-word essay
Warmth is a few wisps of snowflakes wandering in winter, a ray of sunshine in early spring, and a bowl of hot soup after rain.
——Inscription: It is not the lack of warmth in life, but the lack of a pair of hearts that feel warmth.
Winter is coming, and I always like to hide under the quilt as I am afraid of the cold.
"Yaoyao, get up quickly, you will turn into a little pig if you go to sleep again.
"No, I'll sleep a little longer, I won't go to school today anyway.
p>
"It's snowing outside. Sister Jiaxin is making a snowman. Aren't you going to play?" As soon as I heard it was snowing outside, I jumped up and ran to the yard to join in the snowman making. We had a lot of fun in the snowball fight party! The temperature outside dropped to below zero, but I didn't feel cold at all.
Looking at my sister’s bright smile and listening to her silver bell-like laughter, I feel very “warm” in my heart.
Quietly, Miss Chun walked towards us with brisk steps.
Peach blossoms, pear blossoms, and apricot blossoms all bloomed with smiles, red like fire, pink like clouds, and white like snow.
It has been raining lightly a few days ago, but today Father-in-law Sun showed his long-lost smile.
I lay quietly at my desk doing my homework, and a ray of naughty sunshine sneaked in through the window.
Suddenly, I felt so warm and comfortable.
Looking out of the window, the flowers are more beautiful, and the bees are buzzing, perhaps feeling the warmth of the sun.
"Yaoyao, take your umbrella with you, it will rain today!" Grandma nagged me early in the morning.
"I don't want to take him, let's go to school, bye."
"I made a face and ran away like flying.
When school was over, it really rained.
"If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer hardships before your eyes.
"I wanted to wait for the rain to stop before leaving, but after waiting for a long time, the rain showed no sign of stopping.
I had no choice but to grit my teeth, pick up my schoolbag and rush into the rain.
When I got home, my clothes were soaked through. Although it was early summer, I still felt quite cold.
Grandma was still talking about my faults, but she was not slow at all. She helped me change my clothes and made a cup of isatis root granules. Is she afraid that I would catch a cold? After drinking the steaming medicinal soup, my heart felt warm. It’s not easy to forget you. A 600-word essay
An unforgettable friendship. Many, many things have been lost due to my bad memory.
Sad things and happy things were layered into my 12-year-old life.
Someone once said: "The more I want to forget something, the harder it is to forget it.
"So, I remembered what I wanted to forget, and I forgot what I wanted to remember. This is What a sorry thing.
I am living in my own emotional entanglement, unable to extricate myself.
Family affection, friendship... there are too many, and they should disappear.
I try my best to forget a feeling that lingers around me - friendship.
However, as mentioned above, the more I want to forget it, the more I cannot forget it, so I try my best to commemorate it.
Friendship.
When I see these two words, my heart will tremble, as if all the happiness has been taken away, and the rest of my heart is empty. I am afraid of hearing these two words. I don’t know why, but this feeling just accompanies me. It took me a long, long time. For a long time, I couldn't escape the shadow of someone.
Her influence on me has always been so profound. But looking back now, I see how naive I was at that time. I am afraid that even I would laugh. Maybe, I have always been obsessed with the past.
I remember that in the past, we had silly dreams together. Although we couldn't achieve them, we were always very happy.
For this unrealistic dream, we signed up for the singing competition.
It was summer vacation, and the three of us signed up enthusiastically. Although we knew that we did not have a strong foundation, the important thing was to participate.
When we arrived at the competition venue, we were obviously nervous.
Looking at the camera, he started singing.
The title of the song is "The flowers are all blooming".
This is my favorite song, but we didn’t sing it perfectly.
Moreover, a more important thing is ignored - laughter.
The reviewer said: "Even the flowers are blooming, why can't I see your smiles?" It turns out that we are always children who can't smile.
After listening to the comments, we left as if we were running away.
In fact, my performance on stage is not as good as off stage.
It was all that damn nervousness that prevented us from entering the audition this time.
Of course, it’s more that we don’t sing well.
Although I didn’t get into the audition, I was really happy that time.
Even if we come happy and leave disappointed; even if we fail; even if this time the blow is quite big.
However, we are still happy because the three of us can participate in the competition together, we can show everyone our efforts, and we can tell everyone our friendship.
That alone is enough.
But, you said, let’s separate.
I said, OK.
You said, then we won’t be friends anymore.
I nodded.
A few words ended what I once loved.
In the first few weeks, I was so used to feeling empty around me and empty in my heart.
But sooner or later you have to snap out of it.
So, I tried to forget.
Time flies, and the wounds of the past have been erased.
Even if you can’t forget it, you can forget it, even if you still can’t forget it in the end.
I use this article to commemorate our dead friendship and leave it at the end of my memory from now on, without missing or regretting it.
I will keep moving forward. The past things are just memories, just the past, and they are just passers-by in my life.
Even if you can't forget it.
...
It’s not easy to buy groceries. One night during the summer vacation, I thought I should take advantage of this holiday to help my mother share some housework.
Starting from tomorrow, I have to help my mother buy groceries.
When it comes to buying groceries, I think: Isn’t it just a matter of buying a few groceries? So simple! My mother seemed to know what I was thinking, so she said to me: "Don't be too proud. Buying groceries is not as simple as you think. There is a college question hidden in it!" The next morning, my mother gave me fifty yuan. , after I took the money, I arrived at the door of the vegetable market as if I had stepped on Nezha's Hot Wheels.
When I entered the vegetable market, I saw many uncles and aunties selling vegetables. I went over and saw that there were meat sellers, vegetable sellers, seafood sellers and fruit sellers... There was really everything.
The vegetable market was full of people selling vegetables, shouting and shouting, and it was very lively.
I first came to the vegetable stall. When the shopkeeper saw that I was a child, he enthusiastically greeted me: "Child, what do you want to buy?" I imitated an adult and said, "I want to buy bitter melon. "Fresh ones."
The shopkeeper smiled, then took some particularly fresh bitter melons and asked, "Kid, how much do you want?" "I thought about my answer.
The shop owner weighed the scale and said: "One *** is 5 yuan.
"I gave her 50 yuan. At this time, the shop owner told me that this was 5 yuan. Counterfeit money.
I was shocked, and then she said: "Haha! I was joking with you just now, here! Give me your money.
"I took the money and took the bitter melon. I'm so sorry I have to go.
Then, I went to the place selling tofu and said to the shopkeeper: "Uncle, I want to buy 25 yuan of tofu.
"Haha!" the shopkeeper said, "25 yuan is fine. Can you afford to buy 50 pieces of tofu?" My face suddenly turned red and I said embarrassedly: "Then I want 5 yuan!" After hearing this, the shopkeeper immediately put ten pieces of tofu into a plastic bag. After I paid the money, I took the tofu and went home.
On the way home, thinking back to the joke I just made, I thought: It turns out that shopping for groceries is not that easy! ...
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