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What did Zhang Ailing say?

Among thousands of people, meet the person you want to meet. In thousands of years, in the endless wilderness of time, there is neither a step earlier nor a step later. When we meet, we can only say "Oh, are you there?"

Maybe every man has had two such women, at least two. Married a red rose, over time, the red one turned into a touch of mosquito blood on the wall, and the white one was still "moonlight in front of the window"; Married a white rose, the white is the glutinous rice on the clothes, and the red is the Zhu Shazhi in my heart.

I want you to know that no matter when and where, there is always someone waiting for you in this world. Anyway, you know, there is always such a person.

Love is not complicated, just three words come and go, not "I love you, I hate you", "Forget it, how are you? I'm sorry

Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness, because we have expectations, so we will be disappointed. Because there is love, there will be expectations, so even disappointment is a kind of happiness, although this happiness is a bit painful.

If I don't love you, I won't miss you, I won't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I won't lose confidence and fighting spirit, and I won't suffer. If only I couldn't love you.

We can never go back!

If emotions and years can be gently torn apart and thrown into the sea, then I would like to be silent at the bottom of the sea from now on. I like what you said, but I don't understand. You want to see my silence, but I don't understand.

You ask me if it's worth loving you, but you know, love means not asking if it's worth it.

I like money, because I have never suffered from it, and I don't know its disadvantages, only its advantages.

Whether you can love someone enough to ask him for pocket money is a strict test.

For people who can't speak, clothes are a language, and pocket play is carried with you.

There is always time and opportunity to do things; There is always an excuse for not doing anything.

You don't flirt with women, she says you are not a man; If you flirt with her, she will say that you are not a gentleman.

Memories are always melancholy. Pleasant people feel: it's a pity that it's all over, and it's still sad to think of it unpleasantly.

A bosom friend is like a mirror, reflecting the most beautiful part of our nature.

Doing something for others is still a little resentful. It's interesting to be alive, otherwise it's too empty.

Books are the best friends. The only drawback is that it has deepened my myopia, but it is still worth it.

When a person is in love, he can best show the noble quality in his nature. This is also the reason why love novels are always popular-no matter ancient or modern, Chinese or foreign.

People waste because they are unhappy, which is a kind of compensation.

I want you to know that no matter when and where, there is always someone waiting for you in this world. Anyway, you know, there is always such a person.

If memory has a smell, it is the smell of camphor, sweet and safe, like a clear piece of music, sweet and melancholy, like a forgotten sadness.

For people after the age of 30, ten years and eight years are just a matter of a snap of your fingers, while for young people, three years and five years can be a lifetime.

Generally speaking, most people who have lived for half their lives have some real life experiences and some original opinions. They never wanted to write it down. Things have changed and disappeared.

Men do wrong things, but women plan how to do wrong things in the distance. Women don't think much about the future-they also try to forget their past-so God knows what they have to think about!

When a man expects a woman's body, he cares about her soul and deceives himself into falling in love with her soul. Only by occupying her body can he forget her soul.

If you really commit suicide, it's over when you die, but life is more terrible than death. Life can go on indefinitely, getting worse and worse, even worse than the worst state you imagined at first.

Clothes that are too big have a special allure. Walking and walking, one wave is not flat, and another wave rises. Where there are people, people are shaking, and where there are no people, clothes are shaking, illusory and extremely mysterious.

Because you know, you are kind.

There is no feeling in this world that it is not riddled with holes.

What is short is life, and what is long is suffering.

If you like someone, you will humble yourself to the dust and bloom.

Laugh and the whole world will laugh with you; Cry, you will cry alone.

Master's incomparable self and this decadent and beautiful world, two bodies tied together back to back, you fell on me, I fell on you and sank.

However, the wine is in the stomach and the matter is in the heart. There always seems to be a layer in the middle. No amount of wine can drown your heart.

After a man knows a woman thoroughly, he won't love her anymore.

He looked at his own body, not like he was looking at it, but like a lover outside himself. He was deeply sad and felt that he had wasted himself.

Women haven't been assigned their share of the property, and their mixed burdens often have the look of waiting for the weather.

Life is a gorgeous robe full of fleas.

Kind people always suffer, and the burden of sadness seems to be innate, so they have to endure.

Affection is a heavy burden that I can't bear, and love words are only occasional lies.

I love you, and I am willing to give up everything-including you-for your happiness.

Small troubles and difficulties can cultivate a serious outlook on life.

Women ... women talk about men all their lives, miss men and complain about men forever.

A useless woman is the best woman.

The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.

Life and death are rich-loving your son, holding your hand, and growing old with your son are the saddest poems ... birth and death, parting, are all major events beyond our control. Compared with external forces, we are so small, so small! But we insisted,' I will always be with you, and we will never leave'. -It's like we can make our own decisions.

When I hear something obviously irrelevant, I will think of you several times in my mind.

When you die, my story is over. When I die, your story is still very long.

Are you young? Never mind, you will be old in two years.

For people after the age of 30, ten years and eight years are just a matter of fingers; For young people, three years and five years can be a lifetime.

I love you, what's it to you? I can't blame you for everything.