A story about a joke.

There is such a conversation on the bus. ...

W: Will you help me dig P shares?

M: No! You can't dig it yourself? !

Woman: Help people dig! !

The people next to them began to pay attention and turned to look at them.

M: All right! But it's inconvenient on the bus. Get off and dig again. ...

Woman: People don't want it, so help them dig it now!

Man: OK, OK, I can't stand you anymore. ......

Everyone on the bus stared curiously ... only after the man picked up his cell phone and dialed the phone number. ...

M: Hello! P shares? I am a dog! I am on the bus, and May is looking for you. ...

One day, the devil took the princess away and the princess kept calling for help.

Demon: You can scream loudly, and no one will come to save you!

Princess: Broken throat! Throat is broken!

Nobody: Princess, I'm coming to save you!

Devil: Speak of the devil!

Cao Cao: Devil, what do you want me to do?

Demon: Wow! I saw a ghost!

Ghost: Oh ~ It's been discovered!

Ha: Nonsense, who found me?

Who: It's none of my business!

Demon: Oh ~ mine.

Oh, my god

God: Who called me? ?

Who: Nobody called you!

Nobody: I didn't! !

It is said that the demon king suffered from schizophrenia ~ ~ ~ ~

The priest and the nun went to play golf.

The first one missed, Abbe: Damn it, missed.

Sister: Please don't say that. It's disrespectful.

The second one missed, Abbe: Damn, it missed.

Sister: Please don't say any more. If you say that again, you will be cursed.

The third one hasn't been hit yet, Abe: Damn it, it hasn't been hit.

Suddenly the sky thundered and there was a loud noise, and the nun was killed by lightning.

The sound stopped, and a voice came from the sky: damn, it's crooked.

In the fridge.

1 egg said to two eggs.

"Hey, look ~ look ~ `The fifth egg is disgusting. It is covered with Mao Mao. "

The second egg said to the third egg

"Hey, look ~ look ~ `The fifth egg is disgusting, and the color is the same as shit."

The third egg said to the fourth egg

"Hey, look ~ look ~ `The fifth egg is disgusting. Mao Mao is covered with it, and the color is the same as shit."

The fourth egg said to the fifth egg

.............

The fifth egg said

Get out, I'm Kiwi! !

It is said that an old farmer couldn't find a toilet when he went to town, so he went to a high-end hotel and told the waiter that he wanted to borrow the toilet.

The waiter said yes, but he had to pay 50 yuan money. The old farmer gritted his teeth and said, "Bingo!"

Then run into the toilet. After going in, the old farmer found that there was no pit in the toilet like his home, so he found a newspaper to cover it and wrapped it carefully. Seeing a hole in the wall, I stuffed it in. When he came out, he said, "The toilets in this city are really strange. . . "

Half a minute later, the waiter who went in to clean came out with a bill of 100 yuan and said, "grandpa, I'll give you one hundred yuan." Can you tell me how you pull it? "

-I saw a wall full of poop in the toilet. -The hole plugged by the old farmer is a toilet vent (with a fan). . .