Who has the translation A (about 2 1 minute) of eva funny dialogue?

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[ti:EVA hilarious radio drama]

[Author: Jack]

[00:0 1.00]EVA hilarious radio drama

Author: Jack

[00:04.00] (mechanical sound)

Asuka: What, because this series was well received, the program was extended?

Miri, Malaysia: Yes.

Asuka: I have never heard of such a thing.

Luzi: So you hear it now.

George: Wow, that's why it took us so long to be brought together.

[00:20.00] Kensuke: It's a pity that I finally waited until the end of the program and wanted to live a leisurely life.

[00:22.00] Dongyue: Unfortunately, our good days are over.

Dingyuantang: Well ... even the broadcast time of our new season has been set.

Maya: I can't believe that even such a far-reaching thing has been decided.

Ri: I think our program began to spend so much time at that time.

Julia: Money makes the mare go.

Asuka: But why do we have to follow the decision of the people above, and the commercial profit is the highest?

[00:40.00] Miri, Malaysia: Economy is the foundation of society, and popularity is an indicator of making money.

Li: As the predecessors said,

[00:45.00] "Never take your popularity and work for granted".

[00:48.00] Lu Zi: The exhaustion of talents is also a terrible thing.

[00:50.00] Miri Malaysia: There is no tomorrow in this world.

You should be grateful for having such a job.

Asuka: Right, right. Much better than lying in a hospital bed.

No problem, let's get started.

Li: What's the situation now?

[0 1:02.00] Miri, Malaysia: Actually, we don't even have an arrangement.

[0 1:04.00] Lu Zi: The script should be finished today, and then the lines should be recorded tonight.

[0 1:08.00] Everyone: Oh, my God ~ ~

[0 1: 10.00] Miri, Malaysia: So if we can't pay attention at night, it will be too late.

Asuka: This ... this is impossible.

Miri, Malaysia: We have no choice.

[0 1: 17.00] This is the decision of King Dayue.

I already promised. This is also the fate of popular programs.

Law: It's no use complaining about what has been decided.

Let's accept the reality and do something.

Asuka: Yes, but. ......

[0 1:3 1.00] Miri, Malaysia: No buts, no blows, don't always be coquettish.

Law: Well, the question now is how to get through this crisis.

[0 1:39.00] Maya: Shall we work together in Qi Xin?

[0 1:4 1.00] Asuka: What hypocrisy.

[0 1:42.00] Dongji: You can know the development of the end by looking at the beginning.

Maya: Wow, children are so calm nowadays.

[0 1:49.00] Kensuke: What we need to do now is to list specific problems, analyze and compare them.

Then draw the corresponding conclusions.

[0 1:56.00] Maya: good ~ ~ ~ awesome! Children nowadays are really reliable.

[0 1:59.00] Kensuke: Anyway, if we want to restore, maintain and increase our popularity,

We must bring that man back to life, and we should do it now.

Miri, Malaysia: Oh, don't worry, I have already contacted him.

[02: 10.00] (footsteps)

Zhu Xun: I'm Zhu Xun. Goodbye, please take care.

Asuka: There, gays.

Zhu Xun: Please don't jump to conclusions. Oh, sorry,

I think all you need is brains and caution.

Asuka: Big mouth!

George: What's the matter? Are you angry when you are right?

Asuka: What? ! Shut up, you mindless son of a bitch!

[02:32.00] (crackling)

George: Actually, what you need is breasts.

[02:38.00] Zhu Xun: It's perfect to share part of the belly meat with the chest.

[02:4 1.00] Asuka: Hum, what you two need is to think of others, and you should say such a thing!

Kensuke: You all lack cooperation and team spirit.

Maya: What we lack now is time and budget.

Miri, Malaysia: (sighs in dismay) When you waste your time arguing about who is missing what,

The time for our program to air again is drawing near.

Sun: This is the so-called great crisis.

Julia: But to start a new series in such a short time,

This is really, really difficult, and I want to say that it is impossible.

Miri, Malaysia: Indeed. So at this time, we must change our route.

[03:08.00] Method: At the same time, with the extension of the program,

It has been decided to expand and strengthen the series of courses after three courses.

Put forward new ideas on the general basis.

George: That's why we are all here.

[03: 19.00] Miri, Malaysia: Well, I look forward to your fearless comments.

Julia: Sure enough, this is the most fatal flaw.

Dongyue: Well, sexy attraction.

Dingyuantang: Well, this is the most important thing.

[03:29.00] (background music of guitar)

[03:30.00] Miri, Malaysia: In other words, you will appear as the new plug girl.

Asuka: Plug girl?

L: This is a newly designed plug suit.

(Take out clothes to show)

Asuka: What's this? I have seen all my underwear.

Maya: This is really a bloody suit.

Law: Ah, it has been approved.

Miri Malaysia: What's the matter? You are still young.

Asuka: Not only that, but if you wear this suit.

[04:0 1.00] The shape and color of a hemorrhoid on the chest can be clearly seen.

Ah, nipple, that passed, too.

Miri Malaysia: What's the matter? You are still young.

[04: 13.00] Asuka: However, no matter how young you are, things are still limited.

Miri, Malaysia: However, Li seems to have no such problem at all.

Asuka: Really, honor student, can you say something?

Anyway, you are still a teenage girl.

Li: It's okay if I work.

Asuka: Hum, she is still a woman without feelings and lines.

Li: It doesn't matter. I'm a man with nothing.

Asuka: Nonsense!

If not, you will see everything there. Look!

Everyone: Wow ~ ~ ~ ~

[04:45.00] Zhu Xun: Shinji Jun, what's the matter? You have a nosebleed.

George: I saw something I didn't normally see.

Kensuke: Well, I can't blame you.

[04:53.00] Asuka: If XX was more prosperous, it wouldn't be so simple.

If so, look!

Everyone: Wow ~ ~ ~

Ah, Commander Anchorage.

Dongyue: What's the matter? You have a nosebleed.

Dingyuantang: No, nothing.

[05: 10.00] Miri, Malaysia: However, this is really a bit excessive.

Asuka: I told you, if it's TV,

We need to check the lens just now.

Li: It doesn't matter. It's a job.

Asuka: Ah, after all, he is a top student. He kept his word.

Miri Malaysia: OK, let's reconsider sex appeal.

Now let's consider other issues.

Asuka: Well, I have a question.

Miri Malaysia: Asuka, what is it?

[05:37.00] Asuka: The biggest failure of our program is the protagonist, the protagonist!

[05:39.00] Method: Zhenzhi Ikari Jun.

[05:4 1.00] Asuka: That is, it is our fundamental mistake to play the leading role with such a gloomy teenager!

First of all, the fool hasn't said a word yet. Can he be called the protagonist?

Zhenji: Oh, I'm sorry.

Asuka: Are you stupid? ! Is that what you said when you opened your mouth?

There is no sign of introspection at all, and there is no redemption. You think apologizing will solve everything.

Miri Malaysia: I see.

Maya: That's right.

Law: That makes sense.

[06:05.00] Dong Yue: Ok, let's change the protagonist first.

Dingyuantang: OK, no problem.

Shinji: This ... this.

[06: 1 1.00] Asuka: Silly Shinji, that's it, and then this woman.

Law: Ayanami Rei?

Asuka: Yes, it is synonymous with boredom.

We have to do something about this doll.

Dongyue: But she is the most popular among us.

Dingyuantang: Ah, she has no problem.

Asuka: That's what I don't understand.

Just some looks and lines. Just standing in the corner of the screen will grab a lot of tickets.

[06:33.00] Always like a talking doll, except "Yeah, let's do it".

Don't say anything except "OK, OK" and "Goodbye". Super uncomfortable!

Asuka, do you mind saying the same thing everywhere these days?

Asuka: Shut up, stupid Shinji.

Lu Zi: However, Asuka has a point.

Miri, Malaysia: Well, if Li, a popular group, said a few more words, it might be even more popular.

Dongyue: Well, it's really worth a try.

Dingyuantang: Ah.

Law: However, in this case, we can't take such a high risk.

[07:03.00] Miri, Malaysia: Then let's try a romantic comedy on campus that is not easy to make mistakes.

(school bell)

Asuka: Are you Ayanami Rei, a transfer student?

Li: Well, it may be the third one.

[07:2 1.00] Asuka: In front of my shadow wife Asuka, I wanted to leave without saying a word.

Very bold.

Li: Really? I don't know.

Asuka: How about an apology?

Li: Let's do it.

Asuka: Can't you say more? I'm worried about you.

Li: May I say a few words?

Asuka: Say what you want.

Li: (takes a deep breath) I thought I was a bully just now, because I don't talk. What's that Asuka?

When people vote, when they lose to me, they always hold a grudge. There should be a limit to being young and energetic.

[07:5 1.00] I want you to realize that in this world, you can't survive just by coquetry. (a slap in the face)

Maya: Well, it's no longer like a romantic comedy, but more like a school violence drama.

Miri, Malaysia: That's true.

L: But that's not the problem.

[08:00.00] Dongyue: Well, it's really inappropriate.

[08:03.00] Dingyuantang: Ah, you don't need to change the settings. It's not my beauty.

Li: You are an idiot, you are an idiot, you are an idiot. Ah, much more comfortable.

Miri, Malaysia: Let's keep the status quo.

[08: 16.00] Lu Zi: But, in order to break this closed crisis, is there any fundamental new idea?

[08:20.00] (Chair stands up hastily and falls over)

Asuka: Yes, yes ~ ~ I have an excellent idea.

Miri Malaysia: What? Asuka?

Asuka: Team!

All: Team?

Asuka: Yes. This is a special series with glorious historical tradition.

[08:36.00] Teamwork will be the best choice.

But now only children and fanatical supporters watch this.

Asuka: Are you stupid? This is also my original intention.

We are not only big friends, but also attract children, which will be a model of killing two birds with one stone. We will be more popular.

Miri Malaysia: I see.

Luz: That makes sense.

Asuka: Fortunately, we have five drivers and everything is ready.

Shinji: Well, who is the protagonist?

Asuka: Of course, the leader should be red. I am wearing a red combat suit.

Zhu Xun: Then I can't?

Asuka: What are you talking about? Whether now, in the past or in the future, it is a rule that red is the captain.

[09: 15.00] Dongji: This guy put forward the idea of teaming up just to make himself the protagonist.

[09: 19.00] Asuka: Hum, it's obviously a boy who has such a problem. Let's strike while the iron is hot.

[09:3 1.00] Asuka: new team!

Shinji &; Asuka: Gospel Warrior!

(Acts)

Apostle: pika ......

Law: the new apostle has come, all hands up!

Asuka: I see. Everybody, let's go!

I see.

Apostle: (making a strange noise)

Asuka: Wait a minute.

Apostle: What?

[10:00.00] Asuka: The uniform is only dark red, which represents the second red of hard work and endurance. "Please take care"

[10: 10.00] Asuka: Her uniform is pure white, just like her brain, the first white is silent and dull.

[10: 15.00] (Li: "Never mind, it's a job")

Asuka: His uniform is blue. A stupid fool, the third blue of unsociable.

[10:25.00] (Shinji: "Don't escape, don't escape." )

[10:30.00] Asuka: His uniform is green in the countryside of Kansai. He is a hot-blooded but unprincipled guy, the fourth grimm.

George: "May I go down?" )

Asuka: His uniform is a crow color for dishonesty. Beautiful young gay, the fifth black man.

[10:46.00] (Zhu Xun: "The song is very good." )

[10:50.00] Asuka: Open a road and a new team in this harsh world!

Gospel warrior!

[10:59.00] Asuka: the blade of plunder!

[1 1:02.00] (background sound of explosion)

[1 1:06.00] Asuka: palette explosion! (Note: Two new ones must be killed, Khan)

[11:10.00] (background sound of explosion)

[11:16.00] Malaysian Miri: Alas, Asuka is the only one performing a one-man show.

[11:19.00] Method: What was the result of the study?

[1 1:23.00] Sunward: No, the ratings index has not improved at all.

Maya: No encouraging or complaining calls.

Julia: The fax machine also kept silent.

[11:31.00] Miri, Malaysia: That means no one is watching.

[1 1:33.00] Dongyue: It seems that it will be remake.

[1 1:34.00] Dingyuantang: Yes.

[1 1:36.00] (Big Bang)

[1 1:4 1.00] Miri, Malaysia: I think it may be that queues are more common recently and everyone is tired.

[1 1:46.00] Law: It may be because we copy other people's examples without changing them, so the effect is not good.

We should learn a lesson.

[1 1:54.00] Asuka: What's the matter? I like it. ......

[1 1:56.00] Miri, Malaysia: In any case, our route changes cannot be stopped. If we continue like this, it will go downhill more and more.

[12:00.00] Lu Zi: If this goes on, the fate of this program is like a candle, which will only get smaller and smaller and eventually disappear.

[12:06.00] Shinji: Well, how about we refer to the opinions and feelings of the audience?

[12:11.00] Zhu Xun: Good idea, worthy of being the real heir.

Maya: We should keep pace with the times.

[12: 16.00] Asuka: However, if we just want to please the audience, it is not a satisfactory work.

[12:20.00] Miri, Malaysia: At this time, we have no other way, and the goods that cannot be sold are worthless.

[12:26.00] Lu Zi: Guisasuke, how about this?

Miri Malaysia: Well, what? Well, Eva is a huge robot, but it can't transform and adapt. Is it boring?

[12:35.00] Asuka: indeed.

Julia: That's true.

Maya: That makes sense.

Sunward: But what should we do now?

[12:42.00] Asuka: Yes, the enemy can be completely defeated once.

[12:46.00] Kensuke: Then, after the advertisement or next week, come back to life.

Lu Zi: I see. In the middle of the series, the protagonist's machine parts are modified, which is called "electrifying".

[12:54.00] Miri, Malaysia: The transformation of Unit 0 was completed.

Asuka: This is useless! We just changed the color a little, didn't we?

[13:00.00] We must make greater transformation.

[13:04.00] Shinji: What happened now?

[13:05.00] Asuka: You super idiot!

[ 13:08.00]

[13: 12.00] Law: We don't even have enough weapons sold as a set of goods.

[13: 15.00] Dongyue: Well, it seems that we need a deformed combination of EVA and parts, which can greatly enhance our strength.

[13:2 1.00] Dingyuantang: Yeah, no problem.

[13:26.00] (car noise)

[13:29.00] Miri, Malaysia: Are all three machines ready? We need to test the new deformation system.

Asuka: Leave it to us. I'm going to have sex, Shinji.

[13:37.00] Shinji: Um, Metamorphosis, EVA, jet.

[13:4 1.00] (deformation sound)

Maya: Great! EVA, the first private car exported from Japan, has become a jumbo jet!

[13:53.00] Asuka: deformation, EVA, train, startup ~ ~ ~

[14:00.00] (deformation sound, the sound of trains running on the railway)

Sunward: Oh, oh, oh, EVA II has changed from the symbol of modern science of Tokyo Tower to the dream Shinkansen!

[14: 13.00] Li: deformation, EVA, shop.

[14: 15.00] (deformation sound)

[14:22.00] Kensuke, EVA Zero has changed from a giant tanker with shipbuilding technology "Guangmaru" to a multifunctional underwater warship!

[14:29.00] Asuka: Fit and prepare!

[14:3 1.00] All: got it.

Everyone: Trinity! EVA II!

[14:42.00] Julia: This, the trinity EVA, is a super high-rise large robot like Shimonoseki Building!

[14:49.00] Asuka: Moreover, according to the combination of the deformation keys, it can also become a meeting place that contemporary young people yearn for, Rainbow Bridge.

[14:53.00] It is also a miracle of huge architecture-the Sun Heisi Reservoir in the black part can also be turned into a Qinghai-Xinjiang tunnel with a total length of 53.85 kilometers.

[15:00.00] Miri, Malaysia: Like the phoenix nirvana, Eva has become a super-integrated robot, which embodies all the fantasies of toy manufacturers!

[15:06.00] Asuka: EVA II, go!

[15:09.00] Asuka: Crazy Sword Chop!

Apostle (Voice of Apostle)

Law: So, what's the result of the market survey?

[15:2 1.00] Maya: The reaction is not good.

[15:23.00] Method: What went wrong?

Miri Malaysia: Is it really the enemy's problem?

[15:32.73] Asuka: Well, it's the enemy. What kind of enemies are we facing?

[15:36.03] We have defeated the last enemy in Asuka's Law of TV First.

[15:38.86] Zhu Xun: Are you talking about me?

Asuka: Are you still here? Hurry back to the enemy.

[15:43.72] Zhu Xun: No, he betrayed his partner and came to the just camp for the people he loved.

[15: 48. 1] This is the king now, especially for a beautiful teenager like me.

Li: Then keep it.

[15:54.74] Law: There is no time. Let's sort out the situation.

[15:57.56] Maya: The enemy, that is, the positive body of the apostle, is not known yet, and this is also a problem we should consider.

[16:0 1.80] Dongyue: Well, because the origin of the apostle is perfunctory in the TV version.

[16:05.3 1] Dingyuantang: Well, that's a problem.

[16:07.42] Miri, Malaysia: Well, the next step is how to solve this problem.

Asuka: By the way, how about introducing yourself?

[16: 15.438+0] (evil music)

Apostle 1: I'm Ahriman from Mars.

Stupid earthlings, I will gather my cosmic apostles and kill you all!

[16:37. 10] Asuka: So the organization, purpose and integrity of the enemy can be seen at a glance?

Kensuke: Suddenly it became very clear.

[16: 43.55438+0] Miri, Malaysia: It is better to say "kill all" than "annihilate".

[16:46.29] Asuka: Then, stronger enemies appeared on the road.

[16:49.67] Lu Zi: It looks the same, just change the color.

Apostle 2: I am not the evil God. I am the evil god of the universe, a black hole from the universe, and I came here through a white hole.

I will gather my UFO apostles and kill you all.

Asuka: So we can change the stage background to space.

[17: 19.35] Sunday: If you change to space, the background and layout design will be easier.

[17:22.65] Julia: And robots don't have to walk, just drag them to fly, which can reduce the cost of photography.

Miri Malaysia: Well done, Asuka.

Moon in Winter: Perfect.

[17: 28.11] Dingyuantang: Yes.

[17:32.22] Lu Zi: Then there is the secret of rising popularity.

Miri Malaysia: Animals, of course. This mascot-like little character is definitely more active.

[17:38.27] Shinji: In order to make it easy for people to understand, can you make the film speak Japanese?

Li: Good idea.

[17:42.89] Lu Zi: Then let everything say something.

[17:46.37] Bian Bian: I lost my voice just now!

I'm telling you, the times are pointing to penguins, penguins, penguins ... you just need to let me appear on the TV screen.

[17:55.87] There will be groups of female high school students screaming and rushing up to "Ah ~ ~ so cute ~ ~". Let me begin. ......

[17:57.46] Malaysia Miri: Terrible. Asuka, stop it.

Asuka: Hey, wait.

Number of pieces: goo goo goo .....

[18:05.45] (alarm sounds)

[18:09.34] Dongyue: No, I don't have time.

[18: 10.70] Lu Zi: Let's make a summary.

[18: 1 1.68] Maya: What can we add? .......

[18: 13. 16] Kensuke: Action, action, can make people feel suddenly enlightened every time.

[18: 15.95] Miri, Malaysia: As a woman, I still think fashionable TV plays are good. Adults are greedy.

Li: Commander, change trains.

Asuka: NERV was completely destroyed because of the disciples' attack.

Julia: Old roles are sorted out and new roles appear.

[18:25.69] Dongyue: How about some well-known ghost stories?

[18:27.47] Kensuke: a stable and unshakable closed world outlook.

[18:29. 16] Asuka: Eva Brothers.

[18:30.40] Dongji: a high-speed businessman, telling a story with backbone. (Note: Wave speed is the name of an ancient town in Osaka)

[18:32.74] Luzi is Asuka's favorite Kansai dialect.

Asuka: Don't mix Kobe with Osaka.

[18:36.44] Zhu Xun: Aesthetic deficiency.

Asuka: Shut up, faggot!

[18:40.3 1] Law: What about the beautiful hotel owner?

Maya: That place should also be a hot spring scenic spot.

Miri, Malaysia: Then what? Do you sell prawns from Yi Shi?

Li: Commander, change.

Julia: Or the glory and frustration of ambitious men in university hospitals.

Kensuke: We need more blood and masculinity.

[18:52.50] Asuka: Song, Song. How about a musical? The voice from the soul.

Take me to the moon ~~

[18:57. 19] Maya: However, it will take too much time to draw celluloid and prepare.

[19:00.56] Law: Poor service is the root of destruction.

[19:02.89] Dongyue: No, we haven't made a summary yet.

Julia: Should we vote on whether the majority is subordinate to the minority?

[19:07.3 1] Sun: No, there is too much time to review the failed ideas.

[19: 10.52] Luzi: We're almost in the studio.

Miri, Malaysia: At this time, we need a decisive conclusion.

[19: 15.47] Asuka: (clapping your hands) That's it, just use sound for animation!

[19: 17.82] All: Only sound animation? !

[19: 19.83] Asuka: Right. The power went out at the beginning of the program. So that the screen can be empty,

[19:25. 18] Then we use a big black plastic piece as the background, so we don't even need to draw a celluloid piece.

Lu Zi: Oh, I see.

[19:29.04] Asuka: Moreover, if actors are directly allowed to produce sound effects and background music,

[19:3 1.22] We can not only save the time for re-dubbing, but also increase the performance fee. This is killing three birds with one stone.

[19:35.24] If this fails, we can explain it again in a narrative way.

Dong Yue: No, that's fine. Try it?

[19:40.03] Dingyuantang: Yes.

[19:43.98] (People use ventriloquism to simulate Eva's various background sounds. ...........................................................................................................................................

[2 1:00.40] Miri, Malaysia: Great, Eva's horn defeated the apostles.

[2 1:04.69]

Maya: We have received many complaints.

Julia: There are many protest faxes.

Maya: I can't. There are too many inputs to process.

[2 1: 18.67] Sunward: But the observation data of audience rating is the lowest in history, which is too low for the instrument to display.

[2 1:22.84] Malaysia Miri: Ah ~ ~ ~

[2 1:23.95] Lu Zi: It's bad enough.

[2 1:24.74] Dongyue: Refuse to send, oh no, stop as soon as you stop.

[2 1:27.02] Dingyuantang: Yes.