Somebody tell me some jokes, something interesting.

1. A black cat saved a white cat from the river. Do you know what the white cat said to the black cat later? It said, "Meow-"

When a polar bear is bored, he pulls out his hair, one, two, three. ..................................................................................................................................................

3. Banana and watermelon are married. The next day, the banana became a widow. Why?

4. There is a meat steamed stuffed bun. One day, he went to drink, but he was drunk, so he walked with a telephone pole, vomited and turned into steamed bread.

5. Xiao Huamei said to her mother: Mom, I don't feel well today, and I don't want to go to school ... What does Mom say is wrong?

Xiao Huamei said, I don't know why I always feel sour all over.