China folk jokes

One day, three people were comparing who was the boss. These three people are lame, blind and bald. They want to describe themselves as bosses in one sentence.

So the lame man spoke first, and the lame man said, I am the boss!

The blind man said weakly, I am arrogant, so I am the boss!

The bald man finally said: I am lawless, so I am the real boss!