How to make girls laugh with giraffe jokes

Elephant and Giraffe

Elephant: It’s really cold today. Look at me, I just bought an ear hat.

Giraffe: No, it’s freezing to death. I specially found a scarf to wear when I came out today.

The reason why giraffes cannot go into the toilet

One day, the tiger, the lion, the bear and the giraffe went to the public toilet together.

But after arriving at the door of the public toilet, the other three were allowed in, but the giraffe was stopped by the old monkey watching the toilet.

The giraffe asked in confusion: "Uncle Monkey, they can all go in, why do they only stop me?"

The old monkey said with a smile: "Who told you to look like this? He's so tall, I'm afraid you might peek into the women's bathroom next door!"

The giraffe is afraid of heights

The giraffe is hospitalized, and the rabbit and the lion are watching it through the window.

Rabbit: Has it been lying down since it entered the hospital?

Lion: Yes.

Rabbit: How long?

Lion: Five days.

Rabbit: So pitiful.

Lion: Yes. The doctor said he would never stand up again in his life.

Rabbit: What disease does it have that is so serious?

Lion: The doctor said it has a fear of heights.

Giraffe's neck

In summer, a giraffe met a rabbit, and she proudly showed off her neck to the rabbit:

"Ah, little Rabbit, do you know how nice it is to have a long neck? Do you know how fresh and sweet the leaves are when you drink cold water in the summer? "Have you tried vomiting?" Rabbit glanced at her. Giraffe

Once upon a time, there was a rabbit.

Another rabbit comes. He stood on the first rabbit's shoulder, holding his ears. Here comes another rabbit. He stood on the second rabbit's shoulder, holding his ears.

......

Another rabbit comes. It stood on the shoulder of the twenty-first rabbit, holding its ears. Kissed the giraffe.

The giraffe has no key

The teacher was explaining the characteristics of animals to the students, such as the camel's hump, the elephant's trunk... Little John stared out the window blankly.

Little John. The teacher shouted: Why can't the giraffe enter this room?

Teacher, because the giraffe does not have a key.