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1. In your mother’s eyes, you only have two ages: “how old are you” and “how old are you”, and these two ages may intersect.

2. It’s noon to hoe the crops, it’s so hard to go to work. After going to school all morning, I still have to go to school in the afternoon. If you don’t have enough money to spend, your heart will be even more painful. For a good life, work hard.

3. If you don’t want to study, don’t want to work hard, can’t persist, can’t be focused, have no execution ability, don’t know how to be grateful, and want to make money, then go buy a bowl.

4. A veteran in words but a coward in behavior. Even though some people drive little yellow cars every day, in fact they have never even held a girl’s hand, like me.

5. Stop complaining that you can't find the right person among 1.4 billion people. During the exam, you can't find the right person among the four multiple-choice questions.

6. If a person is surrounded by garbage, then there are only two possibilities, either this person is a garbage picker, or this person is garbage!

7. I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slap you with my backhand, I will think about whether I slapped you lightly.

8. I went to eat with a friend. After ordering, the waiter came over and asked: What kind of salad is O? My friend said: Salad lotus root! Lotus root is too difficult to write, too difficult to write.

9. My mother asked me why I didn’t come out of the bathroom for so long. I didn’t dare to tell her: I was fascinated by myself when I passed by the mirror.

10. When a boy takes you to play games, he doesn’t care about winning or losing, nor is he happy or angry. It’s not because he likes you very much, but because he has already recognized that he can’t win with a loser like you.

11. When you smile, wolves will hang themselves; when you sigh, cats will flee; when you jump, chickens will fly and dogs will jump; if you don’t dress up, you will be uglier than ghosts; when you dress up, ghosts will be scared to paralysis!

12. I used to have a dog and named it "Stop". Call it every time: Stop and come, stop and come. It didn't take long for the dog to go crazy.

13. Do you never understand the pain of myopia? You can’t recognize your relatives 20 meters away, you can’t tell the difference between male and female 50 meters away, and you can’t tell the difference between humans and animals 100 meters away. Our world is innocent and beautiful. We're not aloof, we're just a little vague? A little vague.

14. If you like a girl, study hard, find a good job, earn a lot of money, and when she gets married, you can contribute more.

15. Not good at work, not good at love, not good at makeup, not good at singing karaoke, not good at appearance, not good at figure, not good at financial strength. I have been thinking about a question: What has sustained me for so many years.

16. When looking for a girlfriend, you should find someone who doesn’t like makeup. Apply it once in a while and you will feel your heart beat! If you find someone who always puts on makeup and doesn't do it once in a while, you will easily die suddenly!

17. In a few decades, we will meet, be sent to the crematorium, and burn to ashes. You will be in a pile, I will be in a pile, no one knows each other, and we will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer. .

18. When they are passionately in love, couples often lament what virtues they have accumulated in their previous lives; after getting married, couples often wonder what sins they have committed in their previous lives.

19. When persuading parents to try fresh food, it is useless to describe how delicious the food is. It is not as effective as saying "Don't eat it before it expires".

20. With the current rate of rising housing prices, I don’t expect to be able to afford an affordable house. I just hope that I can afford an affordable tomb when I grow old!

21. Men like women’s pretty faces, and women like men’s sweet words, so women learn to put on makeup and men learn to lie.