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Student A: "I heard that your brother plays for the national team."

Pupil b: "bah ~ ~! ! Your brother just played for the national team! Your whole family plays for the national team. "

So ... the two children got into a ball. .....

Student A: "I heard that your brother filmed the South China Tiger."

Pupil b: "bah ~ ~! ! Your brother just photographed the South China Tiger! South China Tiger shot by your family. "

So ... the two children got into a ball. .....

Student A: "I heard that your sister works in CCTV."

Pupil b: "bah ~ ~! ! Your sister just worked in CCTV! Your whole family works in CCTV. "

So ... the two children got into a ball. .....

Student A: "I heard that your brother is doing push-ups."

Pupil b: "bah ~ ~! ! Your brother is doing push-ups! Your whole family is doing push-ups. "

So ... the two children got into a ball. .....

Student A: "I heard that your brother bought PetroChina."

Pupil b: "bah ~ ~! ! Your brother just bought PetroChina! Your family bought PetroChina. "

So ... the two children got into a ball. .....

Student A: "I heard that your brother never replies."

Pupil b: "bah ~ ~! ! Your brother can't read the post back! Your family doesn't reply. "

So ... the two children got into a ball. .....

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