What was Degang Guo's early crosstalk?

1, I want to travel.

By describing folk customs around the world, a series of classic burdens are shaken out. Classic Quotations: There is a zoo in Paris, facing the wholesale market. If you go early, you have to say: I'll get the goods!

2. "selling tickets"

With a clever mouth, I fooled a small theater ticket and finally found my daughter. Classic Quotation: I always fly first class unless they kick me out.

3. "Selling five kinds of equipment"

The funniest story, the most wonderful story. Classic Quotations: A child took a shit here, and your mother stood here and told the dog to eat shit, and told the dog not to eat it by herself three times.

4. "Give your wife a present"

A bitter satire was made on people who are unfaithful and insincere to their friends in life. Classic Quotations: The conditions at home are very difficult, and the house we live in is also very difficult and full of holes. It is fatal to catch up with the rain. Rain outside, rain inside, rain outside, rain inside, rain outside, rain inside, rain inside, sometimes it rains too hard, so the whole family goes to the Third Ring Road to carry the rain.

5. Yellow Crane Tower

It's called singing opera, but it actually sells steamed buns. Classic Quotations: Stay here, stay here. I won't leave my grandfather anywhere, I will go to the railway.

6. "White House"

With the theme of funeral, it basically covers the funeral customs in Beijing, Hebei and Tianjin. Classic Quotations: Father, you also have today!

7. "Fear of drums"

The first half shows excellent folk art, while the second half satirizes the low level of some folk artists who can't even rap and drum, but want to eat, drink and live. Classic Quotations: It's not fart, a little stinging is shit.

8. My Life

Classic masterpiece. Classic Quotations: Prejudice finds the policeman: "Do you know where the ticket scalper is?" The policeman looked at her: "I'm still watching!" " "

9. "I want happiness"

The experience of an idle person pursuing a happy life. Classic Quotations: Help if you have difficulties, and help if you don't create difficulties.