Humorous greetings during the Spring Festival

Funny and meaningful New Year greetings are as follows:

1, in a hurry, I didn't see you from morning till night, I didn't know how to eat and drink, I slept when I was tired at night, and I didn't know what I did in the morning. I'm too tired to worry. Spring Festival is coming, dear, you have a good rest, and good health is the capital.

2. A big event in the Year of the Monkey, red envelopes: Thank you for your support, help and encouragement over the years. On the occasion of the new year, I sincerely wish you the dragon and tiger leap into the three rivers and the dragon and horse spirit is everywhere. By the way, I asked Mosquito Beauty to send my blessing and gift, and it will leave a lot of "red envelopes" on you tonight. That's all right. Please take it.

I miss you madly, and my mind is full of you. Sister Furong, Sister Feng and Xiao Yueyue all value you very much. If I don't bless you, the Spring Festival will be over. Happy Year of the Rat!

4, Chinese New Year, invite you to eat jiaozi, jiaozi Ping 'an skin wrapped with wishful stuffing, cooked with true feelings, have a happy bite, eat two happy bites, eat three smooth bites and then drink the whole family healthy soup, with a warm aftertaste and a blessing.

The offspring of sheep have passed the Year of Rat. May all women be beautiful and sweet lambs, all children be happy lambs, and all men be kind sheep princes. Good luck in the Year of the Rat!

6. Wukong, you clean the glass; Friar Sand, mop the floor. Bajie, the master knows your situation very well, and after careful consideration, he decided to give you a chance to show it-after reading this message, hurry to clean the girls' toilet.

7. In the Year of the Monkey, you should have the spirit of "deaf" in the face of setbacks, the demeanor of "dragon" in the face of life, and the domineering spirit of "ridge" in the face of happiness. I hope you have all the good luck in the new year!

8. The New Year is a beautiful scenery in the cycle of years, full of brilliance; The new year is a happy melody in the change of seasons, floating happily; The New Year is a warm memory of life, full of blessings. I wish you a smooth new year and all the best!

9. For climbers, it is not a pity to lose the footprints of the past, but it is dangerous to lose the direction of the past. Happy new year, teacher!

10, happy, happy; Healthy and relaxed; Round and round, loving and loving; Harmonious and beautiful, thriving!

1 1, if you wish me happiness, I wish you happiness; You wish me happiness, and I wish you happiness; You wish me health and I wish you happiness; You wish me luck and I wish you happiness; You wish me prosperity and I wish you happiness; You wish me peace and I wish you happiness; Are you a little bored now, and then you want to throw away your mobile phone! Look, I have long known that unhappiness has serious consequences!