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Jintian Village on the Eve of jintian uprising: Wei Changhui's family fought with Xie's family, and this surname is a melon eater.

185 1 year 1 month1year, which is also the day 10 of1February. It was Hong Xiuquan's 38th birthday. Yang, Xiao Chaogui, Feng Yunshan, Wei Changhui, Shi Dakai and other leaders declared an uprising by worshipping God and declared war on the Qing Dynasty. The uprising took place in Jintian Village, Guiping County, Guangxi.

Jintian village, whose original name is unknown, has been known to outsiders since it was written into modern history.

Jintian village was originally a barren mountain. Looking back, it was developed by the ancient indigenous Yao nationality, but it did not form a centralized village. Later, a Han nationality who moved here drove away the Yao people and opened it up as a village. This man is He Guilong.

He Guilong is from Zhejiang. He is a soldier stationed in Guiping, Guangxi. Later, he chose to occupy Jintian, but he had no children and adopted Xie's son-in-law. This Xie has not changed his surname, so he is the oldest ancestor of Xie in Jintian Village.

Wei Changhui, the northern king of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, was a Hakka who moved to Guangdong hundreds of years later and was the second surname of Jintian Village at that time.

In addition, Huang moved to Jintian village and became the third surname of Jintian at that time.

After hundreds of years of reproduction, Jintian Village had a population of about 700 at the time of jintian uprising. Among them, Xie accounts for half, Wei has two or three hundred people, and the rest Huang has hundreds.

By the time Wei Changhui was born, Wei Jia and Xie Jia were already in the same boat. The Wei family has a great career, but the Xie family has a large number of people and scholars, and has a special relationship in the county government.

Being bullied, the Wei family gave up the days of being a landlord, took part in the uprising and fought a lawsuit. Wei Changhui bought the status of a scholar and hung a plaque for his father's seventieth birthday (actually, it is not illegal, too modest and ostentatious). This matter was sued for breaking the law and won by relationship. The Wei family lost money and lost face. After Xiao Chaogui's traction, it was a shame.

As for the Huang family, they are in a weak position. Xie and Wei had a big fight, but they just ate melons, stayed out of it and made peace.

Hundreds of Wei family members all joined the Taiping Army, and their property was also donated and confiscated. Of course, with or without me, Gu Jie will not join the Taiping Army. Whether the Huang family joined the Taiping Army is not recorded. Maybe not, maybe, but what is certain is that even if they participated, the Huang family in Jintian did not have a famous representative in the Taiping Army.

Wei Changhui's family joined the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom or changed some status and so-called wealth. Wei Changhui was named North King, ranking fifth overall. Wei's family lives in the luxurious Bei Gong in Tianjin. Wei, who is in his eighties, also thinks it is worthwhile to rebel in Jintian.

However, this kind of wealth was extremely short-lived. Only three years later, the Wei family fell into political infighting and never recovered.

This history about Jintian has passed nearly 200 years. At that time, great changes had taken place in Jintian village, which was full of grievances. Today, the ancestors of Xie and Huang in Jintian survived the war and are still quietly multiplying in Jintian Village. The Wei family followed the Taiping Army out of Jintian Village more than 100 years ago and never came back.

Only sporadic old people in the village like to mention these past events. As for the others, they only care about this new Jintian with no surname Wei.