A 300-word dialect joke.

I was very innocent and lovely when I was a child, so I made a lot of jokes.

When I was more than two years old, every time I saw my brother doing homework, I was envious. I thought: When can I go to primary school so that I can do my homework? So, I often stand next to my brother and watch him do his homework.

Once, my brother came back from school, did his homework for a while, and went to the small garden to play badminton with his uncle. When I saw the opportunity, I thought happily: Now I can help my brother with his homework! I climbed into the chair and lay prone on the table, looking at the topic carefully, but I couldn't understand it at all. I can't help it. I have to draw. I drew smiling faces, crying faces and flowers in my brother's exercise book with a pen. How beautiful! After painting, I happily said to my mother, "I helped my brother with his homework." What will my brother do when he comes back? "

After a while, my brother came back and saw his homework like that. He glared at me angrily, shook his head helplessly and sat down.

Now think about it carefully, there will be two red clouds on your face and a smile in your heart. ...