10 second makes girls happy.

/kloc-a joke that makes girls happy in 0/0 second. In real life, boys are worried about how to make girls happy, especially those boys who are not good at words. Even if they have the heart, they can't do anything. The following are jokes that make girls happy in 10 second.

/kloc-jokes that make girls happy in 0/00 seconds 1 jokes 1. Ten jokes that make girls happy. Madame is always right. Madam is wrong, it will always be me.

Joke 2. It is a dream to have you during the day, but it is your dream at night. Take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

Joke 3: Wife, according to your excellent performance yesterday, I will present you with a banner and award you the title of 2 1 century new good wife!

Joke 4. Last night, I asked Mozzie to come to you and let him tell you that I miss you very much and let him kiss you for me. If you ask me how much I miss you? If you ask me how much I love you? Large and small things represent my heart.

Joke 5. There is a lot of pressure at work every day. If you go to work on time, you can do the work well. Honey, no matter how hard and tired you are, I will support you. Do well!

Joke 6. Before marriage, you drink coke, I drink milk, I eat radish and you eat cabbage. You like shopping, and I like shopping. After marriage, you drink coke, I eat cabbage, and I go shopping with you every day. For you, you love me, I love you!

Joke 7. Looking at you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I thought I would lose my strength. My job is to love you, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

Joke 8. The stereo is playing "I am a bird", and I am indulging in singing "I am a bird ..." My wife looks at it coldly: "Yo, it's quite self-aware!"

Joke 9. Wife, my heart is your coat. Put you away, surround you, love you and cherish you, so that the rainy season is no longer cloudy and the moonless night is no longer sad. Like a promise, take care and protection for a lifetime!

Joke 10. Wife ... I'm so stupid. I don't know how to make you happy. You are angry. But in my heart, you are really the most beautiful and gentle woman, who has cooked the best food, the brightest land, the cleanest clothes and the best housekeeper. It is my great honor to marry you!

10 second joke to make girls happy 2 1, on the first day of school, I hit my deskmate and the teacher said to call me mom and dad. I said: it doesn't matter, I can beat him alone!

2. M: Marry me! Do you think we will be happy after marriage? M: Of course. W: How do you know? M: Even if you can't love, you can have a lasting friendship.

The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. The patient said, I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. A man passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two!

The drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, causing passers-by to watch. Here comes the police: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived.

5. Old classmate, long time no see. What is the annual salary now? B: Three million. A: Is there 200,000 to 300,000 that month? Yes, this is the basic salary. A: Not bad. What do you do? B: Dreaming.

6. I met my father on the way to buy lottery tickets and asked him what you would do if you won the grand prize. My father gave me a look. What are you doing? What are you doing?

7. Our manager said that selling insurance requires shameless spirit, which is why you sell insurance in the ladies' room! Asked the policeman.

8. One day, the phone at home rang, because no one answered at my parents' door, but my parents never answered. I had to get dressed and get up to answer the phone, only to hear my father say, give me the TV remote control …

9. Teacher: Xiaoming said: If every drop of water can represent a blessing, I will send you an ocean to do imitation exercises! Xiaoming: If all the flowers represent blessings, I will send a wreath! In an instant, the whole class is sensational! ! ! Teacher: Go, go, go now! !

10. Today, a second-hand girl went out to confess: "Girl, I think you are quite upright. Can you bury it in my ancestral grave after a hundred years as a town tomb to ward off evil spirits? " I guess this idiot may never find a girlfriend in his life.

1 1, Man: Dai Mengmei, then why did you refuse me? Woman: Every time I see you, my heart beats faster and I blush. I thought I would get sick and die with you.

12, I have a classmate who is a Christian and feels a little possessed. School morning exercises, he thinks that teachers must get up early to do exercises, otherwise it is unfair. So I went directly to consult with the principal. The headmaster paused and said, "Where are you from?" My classmate said affectionately, "I was sent by God to save you." Person in charge: ...

10 second joke that makes girls happy 3 1, I spent ten cents to send you this message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you.

Really, what if I lost you and won the whole world?

Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't want to, I hope to have an afterlife.

4, * is really going up, and I feel that I love the party, so I can reward my children. Seeing my husband dare to shout, I can taste the seafood goose web. When I am free, I can go shopping. I feel itchy when I meet a handsome guy. This is not Mr. Bao's dream!

5. A strong leader of a dialect speaks: rabbit shrimp, pickles are too expensive, not ginger melons, but pig feet (comrades and villagers, don't talk now, pay attention).

6. If I can change you and keep you in my sight all my life, I won't keep you.

7, elegant woman, look at the back; A struggling woman can tell by the sound of footsteps; A kind woman can be seen from her smile; A good woman can tell at a glance; May excellent women be beautiful forever.

8. I have surrendered to you unconditionally, and you can sign a love contract!

9. I am willing to wander around you, be a wild ghost for seven days and follow you. Even if I fall into the darkest place … my love will not make me permanent. Lonely soul.

10, looking for a girlfriend: * Ge is exactly like you, looks exactly like you, looks just like you, looks just like you, and gives me the feeling that she is exactly like you!

/kloc-jokes that make girls happy in 0/0 seconds 4 1. Xiao Wang's favorite singer is Christine Christine. The songs he must sing when he goes to KTV are "I love you endlessly" and "Singing every night". His biggest dream is to cure his stuttering.

2, life tips: sleep late = don't eat breakfast. People can live to be 70 years old if they eat breakfast for 4 yuan, so sleeping in can save 4×365×70, which is about 65,438+10,000 yuan. 65438+ ten thousand yuan can go to Bali+Maldives+Hawaii+Okinawa+Dubai once. So those friends who complain that they have no money to travel, what are you hesitating about? Go to sleep late quickly. Travel comes from sleep.

3, the most complicated relationship, the husband raises a mistress, and the mistress raises a small white face. When she seduces a gigolo, it means that her husband's money is spent on his mistress, and mistress Hua Xiaobai's face is spent on her, and the gigolo will always be hers.

Speaking of meteor shower, I sigh that the earth came with bullets all the way.

5. The little grey rabbit and the little white rabbit help the old goat collect cabbage. When it was finished, the old goat gave them a car full of cabbages. The little grey rabbit says thank you happily. The white rabbit said, I don't want cabbage. Please give me some seeds. The old goat smiled and said, well, leave your email address.

6. I have been burping today. Go to a fast food restaurant downstairs to eat alone. I burp and eat. Suddenly, the person opposite patted the table and glared at me. I was shocked. I looked at each other for ten seconds, and then my cold sweat came down. I am definitely no match for him when fighting! My arms are thicker than my legs! Then the eldest brother spoke: Is the hiccup over? That's what I used to do. ......