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How to make the other person want to chat with you all the time when he is in love?
1, humorous expression, has its own unique tone and different styles.
For example, if the other person tells you "I'm suddenly sleepy" and mistakenly replies "Go to sleep, good night, will the conversation end immediately?"
Correct answer, "Why don't I get you two toothpicks to hold your eyelids [face him], or" Go to sleep, dad will agree "[pretend to be domineering], or" Someone turned it off a little early today ~ "[sweet and lovely wind] will be much better ~
You may or may not end the conversation right away and let the other person have something to answer. We can't talk about s.
Chatting doesn't need to be limited to a specific style. It would be better if you mixed it up. As long as the effect is achieved.
2. refuse mother's greeting X.
"Have you eaten?" "Are you asleep?" "What are you doing?" Waiting can be described as the three killers of chatting, but if you don't say hello, there seems to be nothing to talk about, so you might as well change your angle: don't say hello to him, you can tell him about your situation directly. "Have you eaten?" I haven't had dinner at seven o'clock, so I'm a sleepy person who sleeps until seven o'clock ... "I'm so hungry, I want to order some takeout."
"What are you doing" can be changed to "It's so stuffy today, it's too hot to go out, and I want to have a barbecue with no one. Do you have any good jokes? do you want to hear it ? In short, play freely, make the conversation interesting and make yourself happy.
Step 3 make good use of emoticons
An expression can solve all the embarrassment, but it is a good thing, something you are embarrassed to say, and it can also make you happy when you have nothing to say.
If you want to use some cute and interesting pictures, you can't help looking at them. If the picture is boring and ugly, don't use it. The cuter, the funnier.
4. When the other person asks, do you miss me?
Don't answer "mm-hmm"! You can reply: I didn't think it over [let the other person feel frustrated first] "I mean, I can't help thinking it over" [pull it back], causing a gap in my heart and making the other person think you are naughty? It'll be fun.
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