I urgently need someone with good English to help me translate a little joke ... wait online ... please.

I'm going to tell you a joke today. If you don't laugh, I'll beat you black and blue.

Today, I will bring you a little laughter. If you don't laugh at my jokes, I may decide to hit you in the face with my fist.

So yes, here we go.

Koreans ask God when he can win the World Cup. God said, 50 years later. So the Koreans were satisfied and left with tears.

Koreans ask God, "When can we win the World Cup?"

God answered "50 years later".

So the Koreans left happily, full of tears with excitement.

The Japanese asked God when they would win the World Cup. God said, 100 years later. So the Japanese people were very unhappy and left in tears.

The Japanese asked God, "When can we win the World Cup?"

God replied "100 years later".

So the Japanese felt a little unfair and left with tears.

China people ask God, when will they win the World Cup? God was speechless and left in tears.

But the Chinese went to ask God, "When can we win the World Cup" ... God couldn't answer and left with tears on his face.

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God thought for a moment and said that you can see in your life.

God thought for a moment and then said, "You will see it in your lifetime.".