Humorous joke: Counting roommates' behaviors makes people laugh.

1, fell off the bed, people are fine, and the tiles are cracked.

2. I have been afraid to tell him that my girlfriend who finally broke up with him for two months is the third in the dormitory.

3. A roommate in Shandong is often forced by us to ask if he can drive an excavator.

4. Send the movie to the class notification group.

My roommate went to the wrong bed, and the moment I climbed into bed, I was scared to death, thinking that chrysanthemum was in danger.

6. Sing the most dazzling national style when you are in a bad mood, and dance while singing.

7. I like to eat snacks, but we often steal them.

I got the time and place of the exam wrong. Yes, she is my best roommate.

9. sanitary napkins are stuck backwards ...

10, fart when sleeping, and the whole dormitory wakes up.