What's Zhao Benshan's classic line?

The second-class typhoon was not blown, pushed in the Sichuan basin, piled up in the Himalayas, strangled in Huludao, stuffed in my stomach, or sharpened by the two big wine pits on my face.

Stop, stop, look, look, newly published. It is legendary, detective, ironic, humorous, ornamental, entertaining, educational and enlightening.

Nowadays, young people are completely obsessed with the whole road, and their sons are called their fathers' daughters-in-law. If I don't come, my son has a little donkey temper. Actually, I don't blame him, and neither do I.

These children are disobedient and unfilial. They let young people kiss and hug, and old people can only rely on them.

This is my son. I know why his father is unhappy every day.

A six-level carpenter is equivalent to a middle-level intellectual.

If there are no difficulties, we must create difficulties.

Hong Kong's return, the Three Gorges flood control, the 15th National Congress, and President's visit to the United States have kept you busy this year. ...

Since my nephew has changed from a township head to a three-fat man, we can't give him another stick. At this time, people need understanding and comfort most.

The mouse is the cat's maid of honor, and you are desperately making money.

Whether the cat walks in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse.

The spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the earth, and the people of China really live up to expectations. Qi Xin has joined hands to cross the century, but a flood is not smooth.

1989 bumper harvest, the flood was driven away. In particular, the people's army is hard to find in the world, and the people live and work in peace and contentment, praising the party's leadership. There was chaos abroad, and today the cabinet stepped down. Tomorrow, a prime minister will be fired, and after the financial crisis, the leader will be impeached. Looking at the world situation, the scenery here is better. Thank you!

Next, I'm going to travel, find a bigger city and go to Tieling.

There is also a household appliance-flashlight.

If you make changes, you make changes. If you make changes, you will make changes again.

I still know you when you put on the vest.

She is uglier than you, she is not as ugly as you, and you are uglier than her.

With a big head and a thick neck, he is either a rich man or a chef.

How much do you want? What kind of bike do you want?

Zhao Benshan: My back hurts when I sleep, and my stomach turns when I eat. I am confused about everything. I have been pursuing happiness all my life. I know what happiness is. Answer! Happiness is pain.

Zhao Benshan: Come on, I don't know you in a vest? ! Tell you what! I still know you when you take off your vest.

Zhao Benshan: That's true. 12 typhoon did not blow to the land, nor did it push the land in Sichuan basin, nor did it overturn the land in Ximalaya or Huludao. My straw bag is not full, and the two big wine pits on my face are also conical.

Zhao Benshan: Koike, I want to talk to you. You drink wolf wine all day, step on the dog's feet, sing love songs, walk on the mountain road, comb your lovelorn head and rush forward with affectionate steps. You have a pair of eyes that pick up rags and are always looking for the rain and dew of love. Please, I'm old and happy now. My twins are long, white and fat, and they will be soldiers with guns when they grow up.

Zhao Benshan: Fellow villagers, you are enthusiastic crows, lively frogs, fiery prawns and sweet potatoes in my heart. Thank you.