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A novel that travels through ancient times and penetrates into immortals.
I hope you like ~
1. Resurrection (also known as vengeful retribution)
Author: Fish who loves to climb trees
Introduction: Hanshan asked Pickup: What should I do if the world slanders me, deceives me, humiliates me, laughs at me, belittles me, despises me, hates me and cheats me?
Zhi Deyun: Just bear with him, let him, let him alone, avoid him, endure him, respect him, and ignore him. Stay a few years, and you will see him ...
Being in a foreign land, he will be lying dead on the street ...
Okay, she will bear it.
A few days after her death, she came back to life strangely in the coffin paper pile ...
Well, she can bear it again.
It's enough to come back to life after death, only to find that she's actually dead to death ...
... Well, she continues to endure ...
After coming back to life after death, unfortunately, she is treated as a fragrant Tang monk's meat again, and she wants to tear her apart and eat her ...
............ < !
2。 Recommended by
Author: 144
Introduction: I will definitely become an immortal, she said.
He looked at her up and down and sneered: You can really become an immortal, lazy fairy.
She breathed a sigh of relief: a lazy fairy is also a fairy.
he is speechless.
it's very good and powerful, who said that lazy people can't become immortals ~
ps: not crossing, but better than crossing.
3. Burning the wrong grave, meeting ghosts
Author: Yu Wenren's life
Introduction: Everything is because one accidentally burned the wrong grave, but unfortunately, after being entangled by ghosts, he had to cross into it. . . .
* * * * quotations from a ghost * * * *
When someone throws a ghost in a garbage bag, a ghost is very contemptuous. "Ghosts know the way, you can't throw me away. . . 。”
When someone accuses a ghost of disappearing human nature too quickly, a ghost seriously snaps his fingers and says, "I lived for 399 years and died for 4 years. It should be that ghost nature is stronger than human nature. . . 。”
When someone refuses to take a ghost out, a ghost sighs bitterly, "I'm so lonely, so lonely, I should find a ghost companion to accompany me to relieve boredom. . . 。”
When someone and a ghost grab a TV show and scold a ghost for taking himself too seriously, a ghost seriously scolds, "I always treat me like a human being, but I don't treat myself like a human being. . . 。”
When someone was finally moved by a ghost's doing a good deed, a ghost laughed three times, "Don't be moved, I will make it up by sucking more blood from you. . . 。”
When someone is suspicious of a ghost's words, a ghost points three fingers at the sky, "I swear by my personality. . . 。”
When someone finds a ghost by the pillow in the morning, a ghost makes a pathetic excuse, "I just miss being a human being, just reviewing my past. . . 。”
ps, I chased this article, and it was well written, but the ending made me vomit blood = =
4.
author of
Qian Zehua
Introduction: After seven days and seven nights of continuous sleeping, Qian Zehua has been deprived of everything.
Her body, branded with an indelible charm, can't escape from life to life!
In a trance, she seemed to hear the extremely evil man whispering:
"Qian Ze, don't run away, or else …"
Yinbi flashed his enchanting Kurome, he paused, and then started to say:
"Otherwise, you would be dead."
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As the name implies, there is a flower called Qianze. It has only six simple petals, no bright outside, no bright colors, only simple white. Between Shan Ye, it is so humble.
Qianze is a wild flower, and no one can grow it. If you have the seed of Qianze, you can try to plant it, but it will never sprout. No one knows how to plant and raise this kind of flower. When people see it, it is just a lonely one in Shan Ye. According to legend, if the blooming flowers are everywhere, they will be as beautiful as a fairyland.
However, no one has seen the blooming flowers everywhere.
Qian Ze is such a woman, like a blooming flower.
◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇◇967 He is a demon on high, and his heart can't be pondered. Being close to him means being close to the endless abyss. One slip and eternal regret.
It's just Qian Ze. You have tried your best to stay away from him. Why can't you escape this disaster? When love has become an enemy, when hate has entered the bone marrow, who will remember and linger on that unknown memory?
He sat with her under the plum blossom tree, watching the sky crimson and dancing. Petals were falling between his brow, and he waved them, then turned to his face and said, "Qian Ze, you are so warm."
5。 Recommend
Author: Laughter
Introduction: unforgettable love, the meaning of life! There are crying and laughing, and the characters are unique.
Great earthquake, where is this? A hand reached out from the ground and grabbed my ankle!
It's easy to dig out this miserable prisoner, but there is Mr. Sword who wants to cut us!
I'll pick up this skinny guy! Everybody run for your lives!
Exactly: when we met in trouble, we laughed and ran away, feeling the kindness of your life and death, and only wanted to grow old with our son.
Some readers left a message: when reading this book, we were deeply grieved, sometimes we were full of pride, sometimes we were ridiculous, and sometimes we burst into tears! Touching the heart, destroying people's hearts and earning people's tears
6. Introduction to
Introduction of
Author: Fresh Fruit Fruit: "I am most afraid of two things in this world, ghosts and master ..."
"Sister, you are so tall and beautiful, the only drawback is that your breasts are a little small ..."
"These tongues are very obedient, sometimes they need to be watered, and sometimes they need to open the zenith.
"What do you mean, stay away from her? What a joke! I want the whole world in my hands, and I'm afraid I can't resist this little Gankun! "
"I don't like it or dislike it. Therefore, it doesn't matter to me whether I live in any way. "
"I don't believe in right, evil and happiness, but I believe in you!" "
"Bai Zihua, if you dare to hurt her for one of your disciples, I will slaughter you all over the house. If you dare to hurt her for the whole world, I will kill the whole world!"
"noble sentiment? This is just a word? Or is it a feeling that people who give their happiness and sacrifice everything will have?
I've always cared about the celestial world and all beings in my life, but I've never done anything for her.
I don't want to stay long, I don't want to live in six realms, I don't want to live in heaven and earth, but I still want to lose her and myself. "
"He is the gentlest person in the world and the most heartless person. I've worked hard for so many years, and I never understood him.
But now I don't need to understand or want to understand him. I have him now, dead or alive, and I can do whatever I want. "
"I have no master, no friends, no lover and no children. At first I thought I had the whole world, but it turned out to be false.
those who love me die for me, and those who love me want me to die. What I believe betrays me, what I rely on abandons me.
I don't want anything, I don't want anything, I just want a simple life, but God forced me, and you forced me! Do you think I can get back to my head now? "
7。
author: 144
Introduction: Simplified version
-This is a bloody case caused by a purple rice dumpling. Tell us a truth: you can talk nonsense, but you can't eat indiscriminately. Otherwise, you can only look at the beauty.
Again, the literary edition-she is a sinner who has no intention of stealing the offerings of the immortals, and she only moves around Wan Li for forgiveness;
He is an immortal with a bright moon, and his smile is worth thousands of spring breeze.
He is an evil and romantic elder brother, who only likes to play "taboo games" with her and appreciate the sense of happiness on the edge of life and death.
He is a ruthless descendant of XX, and his heart, which has always been as hard as stone, is throbbing because of her innocence and loveliness ...
Should he cut off this troubled and tangled love affair with a sword, or should he give up everything and sink to the bottom of hell with them? Who can give her a redemption answer?
Come again, Lolita Edition-are you kidding me! Didn't people just steal a purple rice ball?
wow ~ that broken fairy sent people to such a terrible place! That's too much ~ ~ huh? Wait, isn't this ~~
a fairyland? Oh, my god, and ... handsome! Looking at others ~ oh, yeah ~ earned ~ handsome guy, beautiful man ~ I'm coming! !
Go on, crazy mature version-I ate him a purple rice dumpling, which was obviously to give him face. How dare this old man play with my fate!
I'd rather lose the whole world than the whole world lose me. Confucius said, how can you repay good for evil?
in the face of those who bully me and despise me, I will let them know what it means to be a man, a place and a prison one day!
Finally, the normal version-
There is no shame in stealing offerings from immortals and choking on them.
what is shameful is that it is so difficult to apologize for doing something wrong.
master said that in your life, you will always meet some people who make you bow, and some things are irresistible.
however, those who bowed their heads lost their lives; Those who resist, turn to ashes.
how to go down this road?
Hu sha doesn't know.
ps, the name is a little fascinating, but it's very beautiful ~
Well, it's early in the morning. .
that's all for now. . Don't tell me you've seen it all ...
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