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Talk about the mood of eating lunch

1. Watching you go quietly is nothing like me. 2. It's so embarrassing. It was clearly agreed that I would take my sister (a primary school student) to and from school every day and cook her lunch. As a result, I was paralyzed at home every day. After my sister was full, she didn't forget to bring a box lunch to my sister. Are you hungry? I'll add meat to you.

3. I can eat it doesn't mean I'm a foodie, only that I'm good at raising.

4. What do you want to do when the New Year comes? No matter what you do, please remember my motto: smile is the best medicine, music is the secret recipe, and sleeping can make you forget everything. Happy new year.

5. If you don't eat, there will be no love. If you don't believe me, let me have a love talk without invitation.

6. It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people. It is very fashionable for fat people to eat for thin people.

7. The color is like a jade version of a cat's head bamboo shoot, and the taste is as good as a hump oxtail scarlet.

8. If you survive, there will be pot porridge.

9. red camel-humps are brought them from jade broilers, and sweet fish is ordered them on crystal trays, though their food-sticks of unicorn-horn are lifted languidly, and the finely wrought phoenix carving-knife is very little used, fleet horses from the Yellow Gate, stirring no dust, bring precious dishes constantly from the imperial kitchen.

1. The Yangtze River around the country knows the beauty of fish, and the bamboo shoots are fragrant in the mountains.

11. Wave if you feel good, stamp your feet if you feel good, and shake your head if you feel good. Talking about mood phrases in the New Year _ Talking about the New Year in 215 _ Talking about mood phrases in the New Year _ Talking about the New Year in 215 _ Talking about the New Year's sentence comes from I have devoted my life to you.

12. It's good that Q friends have secrets ..

13. On the way back, even though I didn't like sausages, I still ordered fried sausages with broccoli. I got along well with the boss's wife, and the weight of the food was always full. I asked for a sprite, which was cold and shivering, and I had the strength to support my huge dream when I was full.

14. Living is bound to experience some setbacks, but we are still strong enough to overcome every setback. As long as we are still alive, we are thankful.

15. Can I tell you a joke? The name of the joke is love.

16. Love is like shit. Once the water is flushed, it will never come back. Love is like shit, and it can't be stopped after it comes. Love is like shit, and it's not too

17. What can I do for you? It's negligible to care for my men, dear dad.

18. Happiness is that I don't regret it.

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21. I'm so hungry. I want to eat instant noodles, steak, hot pot, Zhou Heiya, fish with Chinese sauerkraut, fish head with chopped pepper, spicy tofu, mala Tang, and my mouth is watering all over the bed.

22. I am drawing a cartoon in the sunshine. You come from behind and walk gently. Let me give you the inspiration of the cartoon and that kind of happiness.

23. Scold to your face is barking behind your friend's back. That's a dog.

24.-Work hard to appear in front of the person who denied you in a perfect posture in the future.

25. Buy so many clothes and bags when you are full, and then eat so much, and then you can't finish cleaning them up and throw them out!

26. I'll tell you, my mood is written for you. Please take your seat accordingly, and don't pretend to be there.

27. It's happiness to have a sister paper with no integrity like you as a best friend.

28. Smart people manage health, intelligent people store health, ordinary people don't know health, and careless people ignore health.

29, the real foodies dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.

3. Food is as gentle as love.

31. The most regrettable thing in my life is that I haven't made a few normal friends.

32. When I first visited Tang 'an rice and barley, I carved Hu Mei like an amaranth. It was as white as jade and slippery as a spoon.

33. Last words of a foodie: Just give me something else, and cook me a Haidilao and two waiters.

34. Menghu will lead the way, and I will drive there. black dragon will protect himself from the rear. The short tail is precisely the advantage, and the letter collection depends on the ear spirit. Be content with yourself, and your eyes will not be red if you make achievements. With my rabbit on duty, the twelfth opening is full of momentum!

35. Because we all know each other, we know where the knife hurts the most.

36. Nostalgia is the yearning for taste. No matter how many years a person has been wandering outside, even if his accent has changed, he still has infinite ideas about the food in his hometown.

37. I lost 2 Jin after going to the farmhouse for 2 days. Of course, I eat every day. Exercise at home for a week, eat less and gain weight! I'll go! I told my husband that if I eat less, I will not lose weight at all, but if I eat more, I will lose weight

38. Recently, I have enjoyed eating until I can't walk and then leading the children to stuff some snacks. It is easier and easier to see some things clearly.

39. I have money and a card, but I don't have your size. What a painful realization! I have to eat less. I'm so hungry now. When is the end?

4. I'm so hungry that snacks tease me right in front of me. Hold back.

41. Last Friday, I took the students to eat buffet hot pot and Korean barbecue. The children all said it was delicious. I just want to tell them that there is no grilled fish, spicy hot soup or fried noodles in the United States, and the hot pot is just the tip of the iceberg. Watching the children fall asleep in the school bus, I feel that I have done my duty as a Chinese teacher to spread the word about China's eating culture. Amen.

42. I feel like a fat man when I'm full. It seems that I still like the feeling of being hungry.

43. Never ask a foodie if he has eaten. This is not a problem for foodies at all. If you want to ask, ask if you are full.

44. I'm so hungry that I want to eat fried rice with eggs, but my brother is watching the running man and won't help me fry.

45. Which is more important, food or figure? Eating food: What is the figure? Can I eat?

46. When the Spring Festival comes, cut a bunch of spring flowers and give them to you. I wish you a happy spring breeze and a good mood. Chun An Xia Tai, in good health; Chunhua Qiushi, good work; Spring is full of flowers and good luck. May all your wishes come true and everything go smoothly!

47. When you are in a bad mood, close your eyes and pretend that everything is a dream.

48. In the New Year, I am determined not to be a giant of words, but to be the master of actions! Because I know that success is not achieved by dreams, but by my own actions!

49. Have you found that you are indifferent to women?

5. Under the tide of satiety, I didn't grow flowers, but a plate of garlic. Well, I should calm down.

51. Steamed dumplings in Suzhou and Hangzhou Dim Sum Shop, garlic and bacon cheese on the left bank of Hongqiao ...

52. I walked slowly in my memory, but I didn't know that I had already burst into tears.

53. I took shepherd's purse, yam, taro, and mixed vegetables, without sauce, but without sauce. But now I'm in great spirits, so I decided to get up and watch a movie!

55. On the road of no return, human beings are never alone!

56. I was in a daze again today. I ate an egg in the morning, a bowl of marinated powder at noon, an apple and duck neck in the afternoon. I know I ate too much again. I don't know how long I can last tomorrow, but come on. I'm so hungry now. Hang in there.

57. I'm hungry and it's cold outside. Please let me die in bed, and no one will stop me!

58. Mommy, I love you. Happy holidays. Mommy, I love you. I love you. WOAINI

59. It's good to be a foodie. I forget everything when I eat.

6. You are my free trash can and the most precious wealth in my life!

61. I want a steady happiness to resist the cruelty of the end

62. An ice cream, a drink and a hamburger have been eaten, so my stomach is getting smaller!

63. Teacher, if you ignore the bell again. Then we have to ignore the bell. . . .

64, there is no meaning in the world, how can I get a jade cake?

65, I didn't want to eat, and I ate four jujube cakes, which made me feel like vomiting. My tolerance for sweetness is getting lower and lower. I am so hungry.

66, the fat man who lives on the sixth floor, is this to retaliate against the rhythm of society! ! !

67. My wife is beautiful, cute, considerate and sorry. She is mine!

68. I'm so hungry. I want to eat that fried chicken cake. I don't know if it tastes like fried chicken. I'll miss it if I don't eat bread cake for a while, no matter what moment I want to be a crooked nut first.

69. After waking up and eating, I want to go out to play, so let's go out and buy some food. As a result, I only put it out for a few minutes, and then I fell asleep and agreed to come out to play.

7. There was a sincere love in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. Now that I think about it, it's a good thing I didn't cherish it.

71. In the lingering twilight, I know that I miss you a lot. I sincerely wish you a happy Spring Festival with my best wishes, and I will tell you quietly that I miss you.

72, the rain drops on my toes, reflecting the obscure smile on my face

73, life has never died since ancient times, and I have to die early and late

74, my head hurts, my stomach is so hungry, and my eyes are so astringent that I don't know if I will see snow when I get up tomorrow morning.

75. I'm so hungry, but I've brushed my teeth and gone to bed, so I can only endure grunts and crush my breath. This is a matter of principle, broken!

76, deleting you but memorizing your qq just looks for you again and again, but it will never bother you /

77, the motto of eating food: if you don't work hard today, try to find food and drink tomorrow.

78. I was so hungry just now that I ate two marinated eggs. My mother said they were the eggs of a second child, and I said, Oh!