Funny WeChat personalized signature humor. You guys overestimate my ability.

1. Which came first, the chicken/or the egg? I said you came first.

2. Three days later, ask your partner to hold the flower tightly. If you poke me, I will let you know on the spot what a rose funeral is.

3. As the saying goes, God is jealous of talents, so it is better for people to be stupid

4. Tokyo, Nanjing, Beijing, but there is no Xijing! Do you know why not? Because Tang Monk took it away.

5. If you regard me as a game, I will cheat and torture you to death.

6. My parents really think that I am lazy and don’t like to go out. If you were rich, you wouldn’t even be able to see me.

7. You have to eat well and go to bed early. Don’t stay up late just because you are ugly.

8. During the evening self-study exam, I took out my mobile phone to search for answers. Suddenly, the teacher turned off the light, and I......... came on

9. I said I love making friends the most, especially boyfriends.

10. You are so hungry for a cell phone, you actually ate all my phone bill like a Snickers bar!

11. We cannot be born together, but we can harm the common people together.

12. It’s cold, you have to take care of yourself, otherwise if you catch a cold and pass it on to me, I’ll slap you to death, believe it or not!

13. To be honest, even if my boyfriend ran away with someone in this weather, I wouldn’t want to chase him.

14. I drew a coffin with you and her lying inside. How kind I am to let you die together.

15. There is a fish in the North Ming Dynasty. Its name is Kun. The Kun is so big that Wang Dalu can swallow it in one bite.

16. Everyone who puts his hands in his pockets is actually lifting his pants -

17. They are all mineral water, pretending to be pure and natural

18. Men are like 1 yuan coins, with 1 on the front and chrysanthemum on the back.

19. I always want to turn around beautifully, but I always hit the wall beautifully.

20. Every time I face the report card, I find that I have Bai Xuebing.

21. Today’s men are becoming more and more feminine

22. I just want to turn around gracefully, but unexpectedly I hit the wall!

23. The night is so beautiful, even though it is too dangerous, there are always people with dark eyes practicing immortality.

24. Let me tell you a joke, it’s called I Still Believe in Love

25. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, but you can have both poverty and ugliness, and you can have both fatness and shortness. Such a shadow.

26. Be a hooligan with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

27. Every time I receive New Year’s money, I pretend to be embarrassed and push it away. In fact, I am so afraid that it will really be pushed away.

28. The rich men in Korean dramas all If you have a disease, you must fall in love with a poor girl

29. At this age, I will sing softly in your ears, like your body, and give you bags...the only one left is Mosquitoes.

30. When the battery runs out, Love will automatically shut down.

31. Li Gongjun nodded, and all men, women and children jumped off the building.

32. I don’t love those who love me, and I’ll kick those who don’t love me to death

33. I have the TV on but I keep playing with my mobile phone.

34. When you have a cold, look up at the sky, so that you can enjoy the scenery and prevent your nose from leaving...

35. If you are really bored, let's chat together.

36. I originally wanted to find a tree to hang myself on, but I couldn’t even find a piece of grass. .

37. If you say that I can’t get married, I don’t care at all. If you tell me that I can't make a fortune, I will be so worried that I can't sleep for several nights.

38. God, please give me a score that makes me tremble in my midterm exam!

39. Missing our young youth in chaos...

40. Only a single dog will feel lonely when the second cup is half price, but a single pig will not. She can drink both cups. I even wanted a third cup.

41. Men should exercise more so that they can be hugged by princesses in the future.

42. Don’t underestimate me, he is an insecticide ╭つ

43. Ultraman was kicked by a donkey when he was fighting a little monster.

44. Eat and sleep, stay cute, and avoid staying up late to prevent hair loss. ▔﹏▔