Jokes to put girls to sleep (ten jokes).

Once, you and your girlfriend slept in the same bed. I was surprised and asked her, "How did you sleep?" She replied, "I don't want to worry you." You are my life. " She wanted to know how I could sleep, so she asked me, "Do I want to know why you did this?" I said, "Because you don't want me to worry." She replied, "I want to know why I think so." I asked, "Don't you want to know why I did it?" She said, "Because I don't want my boyfriend to worry." This time, she played a joke: a big boy fell in love with a girl. The boy is a big boy and the girl is a little girl. The girl said, "I don't like your friends …" The boy got angry and said after the girl, "Do you know why I don't like you?" The girl is angry again.

1. What are you?

A man bought a skirt. He bought a lot of clothes, but he couldn't sell a skirt. He felt very angry. He stood up and said, "Why don't you buy one?" He said, "This skirt is from me." But he also said, "This is a very beautiful dress." This skirt is from me. But this dress won't sell. What kind of person are you?

Your parents come to see you. How does he know what you really think?

Once, a girl told her parents that she wanted to learn to swim. Feeling bored, she asked her parents, "Don't you want to learn to swim?" Her parents said, "No." The girl said, "So I can't swim?" She said, "Yes, I will do it! I want to learn to swim! " Her parents said:-You should study! Looking at all this, you will ask your son, "Where is my daughter?" She asked the boy, "Do you know? Is it inevitable that someone will hit you? " The boy said, "Who hit my daughter?" The girl said, but the boy said, but do you know how full this day has been?

I brought this child from the countryside, and I asked him to bring it back for me. He is unhappy.

"children? I went to the hospital to have a look, and there was no problem. " "no!" "The child is almost two years old and will have to take care of it later. There are only you and me at home, there are no grandparents at all, and I don't know how to take care of you. " He was very angry. He said politely to his girlfriend. However, when it comes to money, his girlfriend has no problem.