The classic lines of Xiao Shenyang duet?

1. Why is this? 2. Take other people's road and let others have no way out. 3. I am so talented. I was a tailor in my last life. Everyone says I am ugly, but my mother is rare. My mother said, "Oh, son, you were so beautiful when you were a child! Mom knows that when you were a child, I went to the park behind your back. Many old people surrounded me and asked me, "Sister, where did you buy this monkey?" "5. If you become famous, you should develop slowly. Look at this dress I'm wearing. What, you said that red is not good for big green. Don't look down on people. I bought all my clothes from a specialty store. 6. I wandered around the mall and asked a waiter casually, how much is this dress She said, 180 yuan. I said, do you want to sell it for 30 yuan? She said sell, and then let me pay, I said, I don't buy, just stroll around. 7. What does a mountain gun look like when the sun shines in the east? 8. How festive!

9.- I think you look young. This cosmetic is very effective. Who can tell when you look at those people who are all 60 years old? Who is 60 years old? They haven't opened a single flower. -Yes, when cactus blooms in 60 years, it is 10. Piapia, I'm just browsing. I'm naughty! ! 1 1. A person's life is actually very short, and sometimes it is the same as sleeping. When your eyes close and open again, the day passes and you howl. When your eyes are closed, your life is over, howling ~ ~ ~ ~12. I said you're still chasing, I'm home! ! 13. Don't shoot, just come to my class and have a rest! 14. I see who didn't applaud, lying on your window in the middle of the night ~~ 15. My Chinese name is Xiao Shenyang, and my English name is Yang Xiaoshen 16. Old girl, you can catch me ~~ 17. Well, this rush is outrageous. Oh, mom. 18. I am a person of status. What is a man of status? People with ID cards are people with identity! 19. Oh, my God, I really want my little bag. Q7, you can't afford it if you can't afford it! 320 ... after the discount is 15 20. What I can do by myself, I usually never ask others. 2 1. I'm going to die ~ ~ ~ 22. Audience friends ~ ~ they all say I look like a pervert ~! I'm telling you, I'm actually normal ~ ! ! ! 23. oh, my god, killing people ~ La ~ 24. I'll just walk on the floor and never look back. 25. Come to my class without clapping all the time. You hurt your wrist. My heart hurts. 26. I am a cotton (bird) suit! ! ! ! 27. Oh, I said you don't run when others run, right ... you despise me! I said, why don't you stumble ~ ~ I'm coming ... 28. Come to my brother? I'm Tang Xiao, Enna ~ I'm in my daughter's country ~ I'm old and cruel ~ slap my mouth, pia pia's! All that glitters is not gold. 30. Send a friend a song different from Chen Shui-bian, a famous singer in Taiwan Province Province. Give you the theme song of the famous American rock TV series "Water Margin" and the opening song of "Flower Escort". Dao Lang's lover gives you 3 1. My friends, they all said I kowtowed at first sight. Actually, I don't kowtow at all If you don't believe me, I can't catch up at a glance. I have been practicing this for seven or eight years ~ 34. I want to get rid of poverty and become rich, and learn to sing duet. 35. As for Iraq, you said that the country was going yellow. 36. You are so ugly, you still go out for a walk and stay at home. Thank you for your silence. Although I am not a celebrity friend, but like our neighboring countries, such as Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam and Singapore, and Russia-I have never been to ~ 39. Although I look abnormal, I am actually old and talented. 40. This feeling is that I can't breathe ... Ah ... I'm going to die. 4 1. Hello, auntie and husband ~ 42. (imitating Adu) Did you hear that? Uh ~ I haven't sung yet ~ 43. Sister, don't be afraid that I am a person, not a ghost. I'm shameless. I told you I would wear my casual clothes. You said I was a man or a woman. This question is also contradictory to me. Grandma, you really don't want to go. Oh, great ~ 48. Grandma, I am not a gadget. Brother, are you back? Please sit down! 50. The sun shines on the earth! Welcome to the theater! If you want to ask me who I am, my nickname is Little Gong Li!

5 1. mineral water ~ grilled fish fillet with tea, eggs and sausage ~ Xiao Shenyang said he was a stewardess, so he shouted. On behalf of my bodyguard bin Laden, my secretary Annan, my servant level and my pet Koizumi, I thank my friends for their support. 53. Yes, there is a feeling of the sea. . . 54.Mu (this pronunciation is really similar, thanks to the inventor), can you still hurt silver after eating it? 55. Why don't you hurt me? You despise me, don't you? I'm coming. . . 56. Elder sister, guess how much my small bag costs. Do you believe in 320? It is 15 after the discount. Well, it's always cheap. 57. Brother, you are my real father. 58. Come out, fourth uncle (pronounced "uncle" in Northeast China), then what should I call you, aunt! 59. Just stroll in Piapia. I don't look back when someone recruits me. I just wander around. 60. Sister, you can catch me! 6 1. Sister, when did you come? Why didn't you call me? 62. (An old man carved a tablet in front of the grave) Go to sleep first, son. Who misspelled my name and I'll change it? "63. Oh, I will go. Isn't this old Sam? Isn't this Lan Qi? 64. Hey, Mom, you are the boy who sings a duet. Is your name Xiao Shenyang? -How? Oh, my God, you look like an ocean to me. Do you like me, little sister? Are you in love with me? Don't get me wrong, I get seasick. I feel sick at the sight of the sea. 65. Who is that girl? She is a pure man. 66. The most painful thing in life is that a person dies and the money has not been spent ~ ~ ~! 67. Teacher Bi takes a picture of me ~~ 68. Is there one or not? 69. Oh, my God! Hey? Don't move, alas, don't you know who it is? You just (stunned) don't make any noise, don't make any noise, no, not Bai, Lao Bi, are you Mr. Bi? Oh, my God, Mr. Bi is here. Why did you come out? God, come on, come on, we're going to run soon ~ ~ Mr. Bi ~~ 7 1. Fourth aunt: I admire you most ~ You look so creative ~ It's like a car accident scene ~ ~ I'll be in tears for the rest of my life ~ I must find die~ in my next life ~ Ah. Small Shenyang: It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse. Tang Priest sometimes rides a white horse. Fourth Aunt: The Tang Priest is also better than you. Shenyang: Yes, you can live forever. 73. You said this thing is ~ 74. This ... is really not ... 75. My other half is not good-looking, unlike other girls, because he is a hybrid, his mother is from Shenyang, and his father is from Tianjin ~ 76. I want to watch duets happily, watch football unpleasantly, and watch China football unpleasantly when I die. You have to ~ 78. Hao ~ seeing the wall of someone else's house fall down, we are unable to help, but we don't push it. This is a kind of; Others are eating pickles and porridge, while we are eating meat. We can't give anyone a piece, but we try not to pout. This is also a ~~ 79. -Do you know who you look like, sister? Don't you know? -I don't know. -Have you ever seen a dragon slayer? -Yeah ~-That Zhou Zhiruo in there ...-Hehe, really? -Her master, the teacher of extinction ... 80. She can pretend to be the best, maybe she can show off in an ostentatious manner, and she can always show off in an ostentatious manner ~ ~ ~ 8 1. She is always accurate! ~ ~ ~ oh, my god ~ ~ ~ 82. As soon as the guy saw it, he shot and the apple was smashed. This guy was very calm and blew the gun: "Hoo ~ I'm Zorro." That guy took a glance, and with a bang, the grapes were scattered, and this guy also calmly blew the muzzle: "Hoo ~ I'm Bond. "It's his turn, my mind he may not put a sesame what drops of hao ~ ~? Put such a big watermelon ~ this family aims at three points, and their hands are shaking. With a gunshot, the girl's head was blown off, and everyone around her was stunned. She ran away: "Oh, my God ~ ~ ~ Kill people ~ ~" At this time, Sun Xiaobao was very calm and blew the gun: "Hoo ~ me! "Hey, old emails, I don't know who is older. Hehe, how old were you in' 58? You shouldn't be as old as me, should you, Hao? I call you sis, huh? Together, together? Don't be angry, it's okay, don't be angry, don't worry, it's just a joke. 84. I stepped on my foot ~ ~ ~ ~! 85. Sister, can you look at me? 86. Play a little longer! 87. Take pictures, Dia! Tianqi ~ ~ ~ 88. Is the music ready ~ ~? Music! 89. This feeling makes people breathless. . . Ah, horses. . . You will feel short of breath in the morning. 90. Xiao Gan, don't move ~ ~ There are photos ~ ~! 9 1. Will you stop talking? After all these years with you, I can't change people. I won't change my name yet! ! 92. (Crematorium) Would you like some Chili noodles? 93. Bodyguards are not hired for nothing, but something really happens. 94. Flowers are innocent. 95. Sister, can you catch me? (Falling down, shoes flying)-No, what kind are you? Will these shoes fly out? -Why did you take off your shoes? -Why? -Buy a big one! -Treat me like a retard! ! ! I ate 108 jiaozi for 96.30 nights and couldn't sleep. What happened after I finished? I thought it was a full stomach. Yan Nan, Hua is innocent! ! ! ! 98. Li Daguo, come down if you dare. You are shameless! ! ! 99. Old Liu said, "You are looking for 1.7 meters, right?" "Well," "How about 1.69 meters?" "No" 100. Living people can't make money ~ ~ 10 1. That man and woman ~ it was a man ~ how old was he ~2 1 year ~ died young. . . Are you a star ~ fiddling with drugs? 102. Get to the bottom of it. See you next year when you know the result. 103. Long face: Grandpa, this room is too dark. Let's turn on the light. Shenyang: Is your lens cover open? Three cannons! .