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Weddings are happening all over the world

Weddings are happening all over the world, but how many tears are worth it. ——Wedge

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Mao Manan was wearing a simple wedding dress. Some people had guessed that she was pregnant, but they looked away from her flat belly in disappointment.

The wedding was held in a basic setting in a small city. The man’s family was not bad, and he had a tendency to be extravagant and wasteful. It was not exquisite, but it was still luxurious. The hotel was basically full, and there were weddings upstairs and downstairs. I almost walked in there.

Marriage is happening all over the world.

There was a light show at the beginning. It was already quite late when I arrived, and a seat was slowly reserved for me at the empty bridal table.

My eyes could not find the bride. I was dizzy by the light. I grabbed a wine glass on the table and the light suddenly turned on. A line of words lit up on the big screen.

Congratulations to the groom Zhu Yuan and the bride Mao Man for ten years of love and finally getting married!

A resounding line of words, the scrolling screen flashes with joy, and there is a wave of applause below. In the era of fast food, the words "ten years" are accurately pierced into people's hearts, labels are plastered, and the love and infatuation are all jumping up. .

People nowadays are really weird. Can the length of time prove anything? Isn't it better to be together for three to five days than to be together for three to five years?

This is what Mao Man asked me. Five days ago, she was drunk and told me that she was getting married and invited me to be her bridesmaid.

I had a conference that day, and I guessed that I didn’t have time, so she had no choice but to give up. I also felt a little regretful. I remembered that I made an agreement with her ten years ago when we were still girls with braids. , we must be each other’s bridesmaids.

She smiled and said it didn't matter, what's the regret? It didn't matter that the bridesmaid was not her best friend. In this wedding, even the groom was not the person she wanted to marry the most.

These words were simply disrespectful. I shushed her, but it was really making a fuss out of a molehill. Sitting in a food stall drinking, a group of old men shouted, "Fuck you first out of respect. If you don't do it, you are not a brother." Who would? Concerned about the sour topic of two women who are in love with each other.

Ten years. To outsiders, it seems like a long time, and it is not easy to stay together, but youth is fleeting, and even I, a bystander, feel that these ten years have passed by in the blink of an eye. Yesterday, the radio was singing "Orchid Grass" with a vague sound. Suddenly, the piano started playing "Wedding March".

The master of ceremonies was talking, but a voice appeared in my ears.

Ten years ago, Zhu Yuan ran over from a long way away and put a rose into Shandong's hand. Slowly had a look of surprise on his face, his rosy face came close to the rosy rose, and then Scream loudly.

There was a bug among the rose petals. It was a young man's prank. Several boys laughed gloatingly from the front. They slowly and angrily threw it to the ground and stepped on it vigorously.

Did you fall in love when you were young? It's not the kind of love that lasts for a long time, but when he teases you, you feel angry and anxious, but you look forward to your next prank. Although I didn't fall in love prematurely, I was wise early, and I told Zhu Yuan angrily that I had fallen in love with her. She glared at me and said, stop talking nonsense. I slapped the table and said I bet breakfast for a week.

Ten days later, I won my first free breakfast in my life. The person who bought it was not Mao Man, but Zhu Yuan.

When I was in middle school, I wouldn’t think so far ahead when it came to falling in love. Any vows were just empty words that would never exist forever. There's no such thing as whether it's suitable or not, only what you like or don't like.

It was so simple back then. A piece of candy can bring you a smile, but a piece of sand can bring you heartache.

Youth is frozen in the rose-colored sunset. The two people sitting by the river turned back together. I was running towards them and suddenly stopped.

The smile on Slow’s face was so beautiful. On the day of her senior year of high school graduation, she told me for the first time that I would marry Zhu Yuan in the future.

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In fact, they were never a good match. Mao Man is a top student in school and has been very motivated since childhood. As for Zhu Yuan, he was the second generation of a wealthy family. He came from a business family and did not have too many expectations for him. He educated his son based on the concept that money would bring peace to the world. However, in his senior year of high school, his family's business failed. All investments were locked up, and whether he could get them back in this life was still a question. But it doesn't matter, the Zhu family is still a small rich man with the little real estate, but it seems that there is no chance of becoming a big rich man in a short time.

18 is not a realistic age, and Mao Manan has always lived a very girly life, which is not a big deal. Even if the Zhu Yuan family sells iron, she can still drink porridge and eat vegetables with him. Besides, she has both hands and feet, so what should she be afraid of?

They were not far apart when they were in college. Mao Man went to a key school, while Zhu Yuan was dawdling in a small junior college.

Everyone else could see the difference. She was quiet but out of place when she accompanied Zhu Yuan and his group of friends to dinner, but Mao Man did not complain.

I occasionally go out for coffee with Mao Manman. At first, Zhu Yuan also came occasionally to treat us to dinner, but later it became less frequent. I think he didn’t like Mao Manman’s circle very much. It was quiet and weird. boring. In fact, it's the same for me. If a group of people are having dinner and talking about topics that I don't understand and have no interest in, I would also want to add a few sleeping pills to my cup.

I was in a relationship at that time, a campus romance. My senior played guitar and was considered a man of the hour, but he told me the truth after drinking. It was about an old family background and childhood shadow. At the end, he choked with sobs. Say, you are the first person I tell. At that time, my heartache turned into my heartbeat. When I held the hand that I stretched out, I suddenly remembered the smile on Mao Manman's face in the rose-colored air in his senior year of high school. It should be the same as mine.

I was so slow at teasing you, look at you, don’t you want to change?

Girls gossip about anything, and they have no scruples among besties. Mao Man and I analyzed the gap between her and Zhu Yuan. She shook her head and said, these are nothing, just like it. Yes. Aren't you the same?

She simply hummed the song, and believed that love would last forever, that she could live a beautiful life even though she had a meager diet, and that as long as that person stayed with her, without holding hands, she would be beautiful when she grew old.

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When did Mao Man stop loving him?

At this time, the emcee finally finished the same words, and the bride Mao Manman on the stage accepted Zhu Yuan's ring. The groom took the microphone and was a little choked when he spoke. He was not good at formal speeches in the first place. Although he was usually cool enough, after all, it was his first time to get married. He was a little reserved, but full of affection, he said.

"Honey, we have gone through ups and downs in the past ten years, and my feelings for you have this time to bear witness. Diamonds are like my love for you, unswerving and unswerving, forever."

< p> There was thunderous applause from the audience, and I stared at her face, but found a cold smile on the corner of her mouth. It fleetingly turned into an excited expression, and then hugged and kissed, with a touch of contempt that was like an illusion. , just like that, it disappeared.

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When I was a sophomore, I broke up. A senior hooked up with a junior high school girl who was a freshman. The junior high school girl came over and cried and begged me to let go. She said to me, Senior, do you know? Seniors are actually having a hard time. He told me about his family. In fact, a lot of things happened to him... He didn't tell you, right? He said that this was the first time he told someone this story, because he felt that I understood him... I felt sorry for him... …

I was dumbfounded by the affectionate stories and the same tactics to pick up girls. I pretended to be carefree and said: "You like it, just take it away. Senior sister still has classes to attend, Can you please?"

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Mao Manan is not so cool. At that time, she was suffering from acute gastroenteritis and was taking a sling in the hospital. On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, she was sitting alone in the hospital. The liquid in the sling was pouring into her body quietly and rhythmically. Zhu Yuan was watching a concert with a girl. . And life is bloody, Mao Man's roommate also went to this concert, and in the photos posted online, she recognized Zhu Yuan among the crowd at a glance.

Her mind went blank for a full three minutes, then she pulled out her infusion tube, called her roommate, asked her whereabouts, stumbled downstairs, fell embarrassingly, and had a stomachache. He couldn't care less about the convulsions, his heart was violently stirred by something, and his flesh and blood were blurred.

She did not find her Zhu Yuan at the entrance of a crowded concert. She was smart enough to give him a blow and caught him, but somehow, this courage was quickly abandoned. Wear away. Someone must remember that day. On the steps at the exit of the concert, there was a girl who cried so loudly that no one else was around. Then she picked up her cell phone and shouted to the person on the phone.

"Zhu Yuan, where are you...oh...where am I...I was hit by a car!"

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The stronger the person The more vulnerable she is, the epitome of that.

It was a long, long time before she revealed this scar to me. It had been half a year since she and Zhu Yuan got back together. Only then did I notice the change in her eyes. The originally gentle Mao Manan began to look a little contemptuous and calm. She pointed to her heart and said, do you know you are sad? Imagine that you spent many years building a castle on this heart, and with a bang, it was knocked down, and the oars and oars were wiped out... Then she laughed, squinted her eyes, and suddenly hugged my shoulders.

"No more talking. It's all fate."

But I am stubborn on one issue.

"Do you still love him?"

Mao Man did not answer.

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"Wife, I love you!" After the kiss and the ceremony ended, the groom's face was filled with tears. Many people in the seats also cried, so moved. It makes one’s heart, liver, spleen and lungs tremble. A high school classmate at the table next to me sat over and talked to me.

"You see all your best friends are getting married, when will you?"

I hate people asking this the most, but I still have a smile on my face, it's so fast.

It was almost three to five years, thirteen to five years, right? Hey, fate doesn't arrange such a person for me, what can I do? It seems that these people have the ability to change everything and quickly find a good match among the crowd. Are you kidding me?

But that person was probably really envious. He looked at the newcomers on the stage and said, "I really envy them. Ten years."

Ten years.

Don’t judge a hero by his success or failure, and don’t judge a couple by their duration.

Somehow in this world, ten years of love leading to marriage is worthy of admiration, three months of falling in love and quickly getting the certificate is criticized, and it is irresponsible for the shelf life of love to expire quickly. However, Is eating expired food for a lifetime worthy of being advertised?

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I think if Mr.

Although the castle was knocked down, the prince in the castle still stood there with a bruised face and told her, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's my fault, can we build a new one?

However, some people can only build one castle in their lifetime. If it unfortunately collapses, maybe other things can be piled up in the future, such as small garden houses, seaside villas, high-rise buildings, construction sites, farmers' houses, but there is no need to build another castle for her.

Sometimes, I am quite glad that my starting point for love is low. Over the years, I have been in love and had many boyfriends. Some were hypocritical, pretentious, and occasionally some were deeply affectionate. If we get along, we can stay together. If we don't, we can separate. It's no big deal. But Mao Man was different. Although she already knew that she could no longer love Zhu Yuan as wholeheartedly as before, she didn't realize that she no longer loved him. There will be no more heart-pounding moments, no more urge to look at each other one more time when parting, and no more anticipation while waiting for the call.

At the same time, I also lost my sense of security. After losing it for a long time, I no longer care about it.

Mao Man rarely cried to me. She didn’t call me when she was broken up. But one time, she suddenly called me and told me that I didn’t know what it meant to not be afraid of God. If you are not afraid, you are afraid that I will not love you. I understand now.

Zhu Yuan has not been idle these years, building various castles for other girls. But Mao Man no longer cares about it. She verbally says, "He plays with his and I play with mine." Although there are more social activities, I know her bottom line. She wouldn't do anything like revenge to maintain a sense of balance. What's more, when you don't love, you are too lazy to do those meaningless "balances".

So when she said this to me, I felt depressed for a moment and knew that she was really here this time.

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Mao Man works in a film and television company. In a recent project we collaborated on, X was a screenwriter. During a group meeting, he told a joke to liven up the atmosphere. It was quite funny. But Mao Manman frowned and did not smile. He was heartbroken. After the meeting finally ended, he struck up a conversation and said, "Hey, Amanda, you don't seem happy?"

Mao Man was a smart man. He held his stomach and said painfully, "Actually, the joke you told is very funny, but I can't laugh. My stomach hurts."

Coincidentally, that day was also the Mid-Autumn Festival. He took her to the hospital, ran in and out, and finally sat with her on the blue chair to give her a sling. The two of them talked about each other. Words are like old friends.

After finally injecting the bottle, he offered to send her back or have some porridge, but Mao Man was wary of any overstepping of boundaries and directly said: "I asked my boyfriend to pick me up. ."

Mao Man took every step carefully. She had not seen such a moment in her life for a long time. She was a little top-heavy, probably because of illness and the needling.

When the call was connected, it was very noisy on the other end. She asked, would you like to pick me up?

Zhu Yuan said, ah, wife, I can’t leave here at once. Can you get out of the car?

Heh. Naturally, it is indispensable for wine and meat occasions. She hung up the phone and said to the person behind her, "X, please leave first." Thank you.

Pay attention to your health. If you have acute gastroenteritis, eat something light and ask your boyfriend to buy you porridge.

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She stared at his back for a while, lost in thought. Then he reacted, and in the autumn wind, he took off the gauze on his pinhole, revealing a small red dot, then turned on his phone and located it.

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Zhu Yuan was in a nightclub. She quickly took a taxi to the car and looked at each room, finally finding him in the most luxurious box. He had a well-dressed girl in his arms and was singing a song that was said to have been sung only to her.

When she first understood his infidelity as a girl, she had longed for a hearty witnessing, but now her heart was cold. No matter how intense the scene was, it was hard for her to feel excited. Is it because I’m old?

She touched her heart. There was no sadness, no disappointment, nothing, just an empty ruin.

A waiter came over and asked her, Miss, are you looking for someone?

Wrong go. She let go of the doorknob, smiled politely, and walked out on her high heels.

A text message from X was sent.

"Are you home? I found a good porridge shop. I recommend it to you another day."

She replied, why don't you choose a different day? Where is it?

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Because he showed his cards right from the beginning, X has always been very polite and gentlemanly, but slowly, he began to avoid the word "your boyfriend". That year Li Zongsheng held a concert, and he bought two first-class tickets and invited her to go with him. He knew she liked Li Zongsheng, and so did he. Unlike Zhu Yuan, he thinks Li Zongsheng's singing is strange, the lyrics are weird and not high at all. Like the songs the old man listens to.

But when she entered the venue that day, she looked at the crowd on the platform and suddenly had the illusion that time had turned back. She turned around and said, can we go to the platform to listen?

You idiot, you are leaving a ticket worth more than a thousand yuan without using it and going to the platform to squeeze in. How stupid. If it were Zhu Yuan, he would definitely say this.

But X said with a smile, I also had this intention, don’t you think that youth can only be achieved by squeezing in there.

Li Zongsheng sang "Song to Myself" and sang that the oath of old love is like a slap, every time you remember a sentence, you will get a slap.

But her mind was blank, and she could not remember even a single word about Zhu Yuan's oath. However, the years seemed to be swaying on her face, and she kept asking, why are you like this?

She squeezed into the platform, where there were many young faces, listening to Zhu Yuan’s life mottos that only old men heard. Suddenly I felt extremely sad.

When there was thunderous applause, she cried like she had done many years ago, but she was hysterical at that time as if no one was around, and now she carefully covered her mouth and nose.

He hugged her tightly and whispered in her ear.

"It will be fine. It will be fine."

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That night, Zhu Yuan did not answer the phone all night. She sent him a text message at around two o'clock in the morning.

"Let's separate and give each other some space and freedom."

Then, she began to fall in love. The campus love between Girls' Generation and Zhu Yuan seemed so long ago that it happened in a previous life, and it was as if the first person they met in this life was X. He had a wild mind, but he cared for her as gently as a spring rain. He is gentlemanly and generous but has a jealous childish temperament.

He took her to meet all his friends, hoping that the whole world would know that she, Mao Manan, was his girlfriend.

But Mao Man had a guilty conscience, so until they broke up, very few people had met X. After the company's previous projects were stopped, there was no interaction. Therefore, the two of them seemed like a young couple who secretly held hands during their school days.

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But when I recall that time, there was light in Mao Man’s eyes.

She invited me to drink five days before the wedding. She already had a bad gastrointestinal condition and alcohol was not her thing. She would vomit after drinking a little.

I asked her, why, why do you want to marry someone who doesn’t want to marry?

Afraid of wasting ten years of youth in vain? Are you afraid that your new love is an illusion? Still something went wrong?

She shook her head and said, no, no, no, he is fine.

Because it was so good that she started building the foundation for a new castle. Then she was surprised to find that there was also a castle in X's heart.

That castle was so perfect. X had many fantasies about her, but she felt scared.

She knew the pain of the castle collapsing, and she was afraid that she would accidentally become the one to knock down the castle. The oar was once again reduced to ashes, so why should she tell him, "Let's build another one, okay?"

Impossible. With insufficient materials and limited energy, a person can only build one castle in his lifetime.

You can push for anything, even a bright future, this is X’s way of love.

She couldn't bear it.

So, when she heard X’s various fantasies about future life, she chose to escape.

Being arrogant, he mistakenly thought that she was still trapped in the old love and was unable to wake up. He gritted his teeth and let go. He would not want a love that would compromise.

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During that time, Zhu Yuan, who had not been seen for a long time, proposed to her. This simple-minded young man never regarded the words "let's separate" as a breakup. He only regarded it as a quarrel between two people. If he was wrong and apologized, she would come back. He knelt down on the street with roses and proposed. He blocked Mao Man, who was looking panicked, and asked her loudly if he could marry her.

She took it blankly. There were no worms in the rose, but the rose was no longer a rose. A group of people rushed out. They were fair-weather friends at the wine shop. They all called her sister-in-law. The moment Zhu Yuan raised her head, the piety in her eyes reminded her of ten years ago.

Someone told the crowd that they had been together for ten years!

Ten years!

Ten years...

How can there be ten years? Falling in love is just a short moment, and everything that follows is nothing more than inertia.

But she didn’t have the strength to go uphill again. The hand holding the rose was slightly numb, and she cried.

"Just marry."

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"Don't have a dream that is too good. You will be sad when you wake up." She told me this He said, and then waved, "The boss pays the bill." He turned his head sideways, with a look of pain on his face, "My stomach hurts, I have to go to the hospital."

I stood up, made a call, and threatened in a low voice , Zhu Yuan, your wife is going to the hospital now, get here right away!

But standing in the hospital corridor, I still cried inexplicably.

I think of the rosy evening in my senior year of high school, of her smile, of the crushed rose, of the senior and his guitar.

In ten years of youth, we have rubbed a lot of sand in our eyes, but we gradually adapted and were able to survive.

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The ten years on the screen and her smile are just two tubes of beauty needles to cover up the scars. One tube hits the eyeballs of the beholder, and the other hits one's own heart.

As adults, we understand that it is not easy to find a meal partner with the same taste, let alone a soul mate to spend the rest of our lives with.

But I still remember what she said.

"I heard my heart beating, thump, thump, thump. I told myself, that is not love."

I frowned.

“That’s called confusion.

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She came down from the stage and toasted to each table. When she came to me, she smiled and said vaguely.

I hope she forgot .

Forget about that moment when my heart was pounding, I thought it was just a dream. I raised my glass and wished them a happy marriage.

The sound of joyful saliva filled the sound. Song, but Li Zongsheng’s words rang in my head

“If you want it but can’t get it, what’s wrong with you. ”

Hey, how far is eternity? A hundred years is already too long. How many people can’t live in castles and can only live in small houses with one bedroom and one living room, next to each other in this crowded city. Live with each other.