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All Quiet Uchiha

Author: Sven D Beast

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Updated on 2010-11-25 22:33:20 Word count: 4258

Han Bing: Teacher Sun Wukong, first of all, thank you very much for taking the time from your busy schedule to accept my interview!

Wukong: Never call him teacher! The title "Teacher" used to be very sacred, but now prostitutes call their clients "Teacher" when they meet their clients. You might as well change your title and call me "Great Sage".

Han Bing: Okay. Mr. Great Sage, in the beginning of "Journey to the West", it is said that you were born from a fairy stone. Is it true?

Wukong: This is a lie, a lie made up by ignoring the basic common sense of biology and physiology. Think about it, no matter how smart a stone is, how can it turn into life? ...To tell you the truth, my father’s name is Li Gang.

Han Bing: Li Gang?

Wukong: Yes. He hasn't shown up yet, but I know that he has been protecting me and promoting me secretly and silently. Even though I had no qualifications, I was appointed to serve as Bi Ma Wen; even though I stole peaches, made a scene in heaven, and broke countless cultural relics and utensils, I did not bear any civil liability and was only sentenced to 500 years. A fixed-term sentence, served in a scenic spot famous for heaven, and enjoying five-star service, actually protected me. You may wish to make a comparison. Zhu Bajie's crime is much lighter than mine. He just flirted with Chang'e while drunk. However, he was "hit with two thousand hammers" by the Jade Emperor and was demoted from the position of Marshal Tianpeng, a ministerial-level official, to a commoner. , and someone secretly manipulated and modified the time node and program coding of Bajie's reincarnation, causing him to be accidentally reincarnated into a sow fetus, suffering first-degree disfigurement and lifelong disability. Compare it to Monk Sha, who was originally a roller-shutter general who worked beside the core leadership. Just because he "accidentally broke a glass cup during the peach party", he was "beaten eight hundred times by the Jade Emperor, demoted to the lower realm, and became a monk." "It looks like this", "...

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