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Yizhi Joke found 37 typos
Yizhi Joke found 37 typos as follows:
Someone’s father went to school to deliver food to his son. The people in the dormitory waited for the father to leave and then started shooting. . Dagang had a big mouth, and after a while, he finished his portion, licked his mouth, and looked at the others' portions with his eyes. Xiao Qi immediately grabbed his own portion and shouted: "What are you looking at..."
After a while, "This is my feces! That is your feces!" "Don't look! My feces tastes better than yours, right..." A girl's diary wrote: There are many people around my house who keep dogs without any ethics. As soon as I came out of my house this morning, I saw a pile of feces from an unknown wild dog at the door. I ate a pound of it. (Massive! Massive! It should be "surprising".)
There is an essay about a Chinese teacher. When introducing the teacher's appearance, it should be "the teacher has a face with oval seeds", but the student wrote "teacher" Has a claw face”. The Chinese teacher almost went crazy. After getting up in the morning and sorting out the "remains", we gathered at the school and took a bus to Kenting for our graduation trip.
Teacher Comment: I don’t know which funeral home your home is from? The teacher never knew... (should be "grooming") Last night my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers, "chicken nuggets and one dung"... Teacher comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (One serving of chicken nuggets)
I think I am a good student who is both good at character and academics... Teacher comment: It’s time for you to worry about failing the grade. (Excellent) It's going to rain, and the farmer uncles are picking up small watches in the fields. (Mai) Teacher Comment: Where can I pick it up? On Sunday we organize a voluntary labor. (Mai) At this moment, a "Zhongzhong" car hit Xiaoqiang.
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