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Is there a connection between ancient poetry and god (funny)

A lot, let me see, for example:

1, relatives and friends in Luoyang asked each other, and they didn't know what was going on;

2, the Spring Festival is worth 1000 yuan, and I never knew that it must be done;

3. Once bitten by a snake, birds sing everywhere around me;

4, the wind is cool, and the river is wide;

5. Sitting up in critical condition, laughing and asking where the guest came from;

6. There are other ladies-in-waiting in his court, 3,000 peerless beauties, and the iron pestle is ground into embroidery needles;

7. Although a country is divided, mountains and rivers are forever, home and everything;

I stroke my white hair. It grows too thin, and fate is like a long dragon;

9, ask how much you can worry about, but it's cool in good autumn.

Well, I can't think of any more for the time being.