What are some humorous quotes about weight loss?

Humorous sentences about losing weight include:

1. If you are not dead, don’t treat yourself as waste.

2. Even though I am so perfect, I still insist on exercising.

3. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "You have lost weight".

4. Build a perfect figure and enjoy a healthy life.

5. Do you think you will have a girlfriend if you develop eight-pack abs? Do you think you’ll have a boyfriend if you master the waistcoat line? In fact, this is all true.

6. It would be good to go to the gym to escape the heat in summer.

7. Every time I swear to lose weight, I shout out loudly. If I can’t lose the fat, I can just scare them!

8. If you exercise for one hour every day, you can live to be sixty years old as long as you persist for fifty years.

9. Burn my calories and let's play on the treadmill happily.

10. You have to walk thousands of miles in life, so take the first step to strengthen your body.