Ask for a cold joke and a new one, 20 12, 20 13, the more the better?

Mom, we're leaving. Before I leave, I want to ask a question that I have been puzzled about. "

Mother pig: "Go ahead, son."

Third: "Why did you and dad give me such a name?"

Mother pig: "Oh, it's ... it's like this. There is a tradition in your father's tribe. After a child is born, the first thing his father sees when he goes out is the child's name. When your eldest brother was born, your father saw an elephant as soon as he went out, so your eldest brother was called' elephant'; When your second brother was born, your father saw a flying saucer at the door, so your second brother was called a flying saucer. Shit, now you know how your name came from. "

2

Once upon a time, there was a wolf who liked to eat pigs. He searched in the forest and saw three puppies fishing, so he went over and asked them, "Hey ~ Puppy ~ Have you seen a pig?"

The first puppy said, Woof! The second puppy said, Woof!

The third dog said, meow ~ the wolf said, oh, thank you, and then left.

The three puppies went on fishing. After a while, the first puppy suddenly stood up, slapped the third puppy with its big mouth and said, "You are crazy! Who told you to meow! " "

The second puppy quickly grabbed the first puppy and said, "Forget it, boss. When you designed the plot, I also objected that "puppy fishing" was not as reasonable as "kitten fishing", and it was not entirely because of shit.

I wrote it myself. 1 A little old.

Okay, I'm bored.