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Classic humorous jokes about bad students

Classic humorous jokes about bad academics

Classic humorous jokes about bad academics: When we were in high school, our class teacher said, "Some students dare not take a ruler when taking the math test, just in case they ask questions I ask you to draw diagonals for a triangle. Let me see what you do!? More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy! Classic humorous jokes for bad students (1)

1. When I was in the first grade of junior high school, I was very poor at learning English. I didn’t even know a few basic words. So the teacher asked me to find a female classmate who learned English very well to be my deskmate. One day in a self-study class, when I was reading an English book, I saw the word "husband". I had an impression of it, but it was not accurate, so I pointed to the word and asked my classmate: "Wife"

"No, husband" . ?

But I thought it was my wife’s intention, so I got into a fight with her: ? Wife!?

She was not to be outdone: ? Husband!?

? Wife!?

? Husband!?

The louder the shouting, the louder it became. After shouting for 2 minutes, I found that the classroom suddenly became quiet?

Thinking about it now, this is also a good way to tease girls. hey-hey. . . hey-hey. . .

2. The beauty in the class went to the meat market to buy a kilogram of pork. Because the pork was not enough, the boss cut a small piece from the pig's face to make up for it.

When the beauty saw this, she refused and said loudly: "I am shameless!"

3. The teacher said to a classmate who was in love: "First love is childish. It's painful and fruitless. The most important thing is that it affects your learning. Have you realized your mistake?

The classmate replied: Teacher, this is my third time in love. ?

4. Teacher: No cheating in exams!

Dumb: That’s right! You can’t just sit back and wait for death! Classic humorous jokes about bad students (2)

1. What are you laughing at? ! My teeth are falling out from laughing, I plan to drink porridge tonight!

2. Where are the back swing arms? Why put them on your butt?! Touch yourself!

3. When standing in a military posture, A girl shouted: Report! There is a spider! The instructor looked surprised and asked: There is a pig? Where is the pig?

4. Tighten your belly! You are not pregnant, so why do you have a belly!

< p> 5. What are you looking at!? Is there a beauty there?! I would have seen it long ago!

6. If you smile again, your teeth will burst!

7. Move again !If you move again, I will kick you away!

8. A certain boy looked at the girls’ phalanx and smiled. The instructor of the girls’ phalanx shouted: What are you looking at?! I’ve never seen a beautiful woman! I want you to look at her. ! He’s not handsome, but he’s so ugly to look at the girls in our class!

9. A bee flew in front of a girl. The girl hid slightly. When the instructor saw it, she said: Don’t move! Wait until it bites Move again!

10. While standing in a military posture, a certain instructor saw someone in another phalanx fainting, so he turned around and said to the people in his phalanx: We are not allowed to fall! When he fell down, I pretended I didn't see him and stepped on him. . .

11. If you move around again next time, pull him out and force him to death for fifteen minutes!

12. Keep your pace slower! The people behind you will almost strain their ligaments!

13. Are you on the same page?! Why is there a curved straight line in front of me?! Classic humorous jokes for school scumbags (3)

1. There are always some liars at the school gate. Some were driving, some were not.

Those who do not drive, defraud our money; those who drive, defraud our people.

2. During class, several buddies were discussing girls’ sizes: 32A, 34A

A girl came over and curiously asked them what they were discussing.

A buddy answered: Electric current!

3. One day, a physics enthusiast came to the school gate, thinking that he had overturned the theory of relativity.

We went to discuss and ask for advice. The enthusiast took out a lot of formulas that he had calculated and showed them to us. While watching, the enthusiast was very anxious and kept asking, do you understand? Do you understand? Did you?

We replied, we didn’t understand.

The fans breathed a sigh of relief.

4. During military training in college, I met an instructor, and the whole class was badly damaged by him. At the end of the military training, in order to celebrate the liberation, everyone enthusiastically threw their beloved instructor into the air. When he landed happily, they found that all the people below had disappeared?

5. A man majoring in science and engineering just met a finance guy When having dinner with a friend from the industry, he said: "I just gave my girlfriend a bag worth 2,000 euros. She likes it very much. It's really hard to raise women nowadays!"

The man from science and engineering was very depressed: "Oh, no wonder." I don’t have a girlfriend, so I can just give you a 2000 ohm resistor;