A humorous joke with another meaning.

1

I just passed the kindergarten and overheard the conversation between two children.

The first child said, "Why are all children picky about food, and why are parents not picky about food?"

The second child said, "What food do they choose when they buy what they like?"

I was petrified in an instant, which is simply a fact!

Parents used to be children, so don't impose the rights of adults on children. Children are not as strong as adults.

2

Children are called stupid birds by their parents because of their poor grades.

The child said unconvinced that there are three kinds of stupid birds in the world.

One is to fly first, the other is too tired to fly. Parents asked: What about the third one?

The child said: this kind of thing is the most annoying. If you can't fly, you will lay eggs in the nest and ask the next generation to fly hard.

The child pointed out the present situation of modern people in a burst of blood. He didn't work hard and pinned his hopes on future generations. He didn't do his duty as a parent and didn't set an example.

three

An American handed out Weibo in the toilet: No toilet paper.

Twenty minutes later, more than twenty people brought the toilet paper!

A China man handed out a Weibo in the toilet: No toilet paper.

After 20 minutes, I received more than 50? ! More than a hundred comments! Prove that China is crowded!

This article mocks the bad habits of China people, preferring to read jokes rather than see people who lend a helping hand more rounded!

four

There is an aunt in the community. Now she doesn't dance square dance, but learns to swim instead.

Everyone asked, "Why did you change to swimming?" The aunt said helplessly, "When a son quarrels with his daughter-in-law, every time the daughter-in-law asks,' Who will you save first when your mother and I fall into the water?' I didn't want to embarrass my son, so I learned to swim! .

After a while, the young couple quarreled again. The daughter-in-law said, "Your mother and I fell into the water. Who would you save first?" The husband replied, "I don't have to go into the water." My mother will save you. She can swim. "

The daughter-in-law refused: "No, you must go into the water." The husband replied: "Then you are dead! I can't swim, my mother must save me first. "

The problem that has plagued China men for thousands of years has finally been solved!

It means that women are unreasonable. Most men don't coax you romantically, but let you see the reality with blood bursting. Why should men and women get along in a passive position?

five

I remember when I was in junior high school, during my lunch break at noon, my buddies and I hid in the toilet and smoked.

Hearing someone coming out, my friend took a sip of his cigarette and threw it away.

The dean came in. He saw us leaning against the window and asked, "What are you doing?"

I panicked and turned to look at my buddy. I still can't forget his expression. I saw a lot of white smoke coming out of his nostrils, and then he said, "I'm angry."

It is estimated that this classmate came up with such absurd reasons after reading many cartoons. Doing something wrong, a humorous word may solve many problems, not necessarily!

six

The teacher asked: What is the bottom line of "being rich and willful"

Xiao Ming replied: "No money, accept your fate".

In the second class, the history teacher: "Does anyone know why ancient women bound their feet?" The whole class was lost in thought.

Xiao Ming said loudly, "I'm afraid they will go shopping."

The teacher was a little unhappy and then asked, "Then why don't women wrap their feet now?"

Xiao Ming continued to answer: "Now with WeChat payment, it is useless to pack your feet." !

Teacher: ...

Nowadays, children are bombarded by explosive network information, which is out of the control of teachers. Therefore, keeping pace with the times can better communicate with people and understand each other. Don't build a car behind closed doors.

seven

A buddy said to his daughter-in-law

"Daughter-in-law, I am a fortune teller. The fortune teller said that I 135 years old has a hurdle! "

His daughter-in-law said coldly, "Why, the graves are all planed?"

Don't believe a word of others, or you will get an unfriendly truth from your family and friends.

eight

When my daughter left home for college, she left my beloved potted plants and goldfish for me to take care of.

But she can't rest assured, because I am famous for my carelessness as a mother.

As a result, the flowers withered and I told her about it.

One day she called back, and I was too embarrassed to tell her that the goldfish had died.

She was silent for a long time, and then asked softly, How is Dad? ...

Xiong Haizi, the appraisal is complete! A relaxed and humorous family will make children grow up in a happy environment.

nine

Once upon a time, a couple met with death.

Death said, "You two can only live one. Guess the fist, or you will die if you lose. "

Finally, the husband lost ... The wife hugged her dead husband and said:

"We agreed to throw stones together. Why do I throw scissors and you throw cloth? "

This is the reality, and this is the human heart.

So, be kind ... you win!

It better be kind!

It is easy to see a person clearly. If you encounter difficulties together, you will find out who you really love and who loves you.

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