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A Record of Young People Being Cheated in Finding a Summer Job (Funny Phone Press, Cantonese)

The popularity of "Begging for Buddha" stock edition: 74981 comments: 57 people/59 posts

Can we make any more money?

I've been begging for it thousands of times in front of the Buddha

I'm willing to exchange my life savings for a good stock

I hope I can change it ... even if I die, I won't sell it-the popularity of the song of new investors: 82563 comments: 74 posts

Don't sell even after death

It's not pleasant if you don't double it for me

Only in this way can we retail investors not be defeated

Don't sell even after death

It's not pleasant if you don't get flustered ... Super MM imitates 14 singers to sing "Thousands of Miles Away" Popularity: 87984 Comments: 173 people/ 177 posts

Imitation in sequence:

Stefanie is very much like

Karen Mok is quite like

SHE is ok

Li Wen's tune is a little like

Faye Wong is a little similar

Chris Lee is still very similar

Xu Ruyun seems to be like that

Andy Lau is not very ... exciting in 27: 91733. 98 posts

The sky is grey and wild

The wind blows the grass and the wolf falls in love with the sheep

answer straight Huatiancuo

The night banquet of the stars looks for nudity

Guo Degang Huang Jianxiang

Funny stones are the craziest ... Chinese version of the theme song of Saint saint seiya (bold and unrestrained version) popularity: 2654 comments: 16 people/115 posts

Love. 25 posts

You and her watching the meteor

are like acting a sketch

Talking about true love

It's just vanity. ..........'s "Fertilizer in Fairy Tales" is a hardcore tongue twister. Popularity: 35354 Comments: 69 people/ 72 posts

Fertilizer will volatilize-I forget how long it has been

Black chemical fertilizer gets grey-I haven't heard you

turn gray and black fertilizer into flowers-Tell me your favorite story: Young people were cheated when looking for a summer job (funny phone call, Cantonese) Popularity: 47343 Comments: 74 people/8 posts

A:.

I want to be Santa Claus in my summer job!

A: Santa Claus? Do you work as a coffee maker during the summer vacation? ......

Santa Claus ... There is no such job in summer vacation ... Three-year-old children cover "Cold in lonely sandbar" Popularity: 143525 comments: 328 people/347 posts

Super cute ... Super funny RAP popularity: 4181 comments: 75 people/ 8 posts

In p>25, our peasant brother opened his eyes

It turns out that he can also make a lot of money by shaking the earthquake

What is the forefront of fashion

What is the bottom line of fashion

................................................................................................. Funny popularity: 871 comments: 137 people/144 posts

Ouch, my goodness! Where are the eggs fried with green onions?

My throat hurts, and my stomach hurts.

My hands hurt and my feet hurt.

My whole body hurts.

"hey!"

"Did the netizens watch the steamed bread?"

"that's right."

"Where did the steamed bread go when it came out?"

"In Europe"

"I can't find it anywhere?"

..... "I don't want to say I'm a chicken"-The cute little girl crows for the chicken, which is not popular: 74419 Comments: 218 people/225 posts

Same chicken, same eggs

Same us, how can we become the source of infection

Bird flu, It's very dangerous

We have a bird ancestor

The father of the child has been executed

The brother of the child has been arrested for experiments

It's harder to be a chicken than to be a human being these days ... The gambling version of "You are malicious" is popular: 115745 comments: 75 people/79 posts

A 25-dollar loser tears

He still refuses to leave. ! Wine bottles ~

Bad copper and iron for sale ~

Old books and newspapers for sale ~

Goose feather and duck feather for sale ... I'm your husband! Popularity: 52,163 comments: 54 people/55 posts

I'm your husband

you're my wife

I like to smoke a cigarette after dinner

I'm a man

you're a woman

So you're my

........... three-year-old baby covering "answer straight" Popularity: 721. Popularity: 352 comments: 26 people/27 posts

I know a guy who looks beyond comparison

Even primary school students can use him to make sentences

People say that he is a descendant of Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing

He still reads the poems of those gentlemen there every day

... Report the fire-Sichuan version of Love Song 199 (hilarious) popularity.

"how's it going?"

the fire is burning, burning. Smoke billowed upward, Upward ... Chongqing version of "You are malicious" popularity: 36,668 comments: 27 people/29 posts

A cup of Erguotou makes you cry

If you leave, I won't stay

... new five yuan-hilarious northeast rap (Xiao Lv tommy) popularity: 61 posts

I said that there is a building outside my building

If you don't love me, I won't worry at all

In order to play the ball of this lonely love

At this moment, I decided to be presumptuous and gentle with love ... every bird is popular: 28725 Comments: 38 people/ 46 posts

Sometimes I feel that I will never get enough to eat

Maybe I can only grow taller if I eat a lot

I hope I can have a charming appearance to fascinate everyone

Finally, I found that there is only one way to use the antiperspirant ... The new version of Mice Hate Cats popularity: 2939 comments: 28 people/ 3 posts

If you really disappear in front of me one day

I will pray every day that dinosaurs will never appear again

... to teach you to learn to sing "Dae Jang Geum" Popularity: 4692 Comments: 66 people/75 posts

Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry,