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How do ancient poems describe a person's ugliness?

Su Shi and his sister Su Xiaomei are talking about poetry. Both brothers and sisters read poetry books before thinking quickly. Su Xiaomei's forehead is high and Su Shi's face is long, so they are joking. Not only his poetic skills, but also his open-minded humor and cheerful attitude.

Su Xiaomei laughed at Su Shi's beard: "I couldn't find a place after several quarrels, and suddenly I heard a voice in my hair."

Mr. Northeast said in a poem: "Before leaving the boudoir, the forehead has reached the painting hall." In ancient times, unmarried girls lived in the back garden, and they had to go through a yard from the boudoir to the front painting hall. This is very harmful. What a high forehead.

Su Xiaomei was very angry and immediately responded: "Last year, a tear of lovesickness flowed to my mouth today." Dude, your face is long enough!

Su Dongpo doesn't eat dry food either. My sister's forehead is not only high, but also her cheekbones are high and her eyes are deep: "I wiped my face several times, but it is bottomless, leaving two springs."

Ugly girl song

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Comb the wind and laugh at the willows, bathe in the rain and apricot flowers.

Looking at more than 30, I dare not make up the building.

When the media doesn't come, cry to the empress.

When will Wang Youjun come to Tandong?

Don't you see that the application of stunning white in the world can make the elk go to the Wu Palace?

Yuhuan smiles and is full of charm. Can you let Yuyang? Drum shock Xuanzong.

No salt, no salt, and bad shape. At that time, there was a discussion that the breeze would last forever.

A beautiful woman is not necessarily beautiful, but her beauty is just beautiful.

An ugly woman is not necessarily ugly, and what she does is not ugly.

Ugly wives hate my long life, so why persuade sheep to drink?

Ugly women actually spend a lot of money, and the more they spend, the more ugly they become.

If you are ugly, you still wear flowers, and flowers make you uglier.

This poem comes from Si Kongtu, a poet in the late Tang Dynasty.

His wife is unkempt. D, the lips are full of teeth, lateral somersaults, and it is scabies and hemorrhoids. -Song Yu's "Ode to the Disciple"

This is Song Yu's description of a disciple's daughter-in-law: unkempt appearance, deformed ears, buck teeth on rabbit lips, hunchback, limping, covered with scabies and hemorrhoids?