How to say humorously that you can't sing well?

1, is there a song that can make me feel the joy of being praised when I am tone-deaf?

I once laughed at my lack of tone. This is really prejudice. What are my shortcomings?

3. The tone-deaf child said, I want to sing to God.

4. Did I choose the wrong song? Is this song too difficult? Or I'll start with nursery rhymes.

The feeling of my singing always makes me feel that there are hundreds of wild animals chasing me behind.

6. When I sang the high notes, it seemed that someone was pinching his throat.

7. I have to pay the copyright fee when others sing, and I have to pay the medical fee when I sing!