Who has a joke that can make people catch a cold

A: It's so boring ~ Let me tell you a joke!

Q: OK.

Once upon a time, there was a little sheep. One day, he went out to play and met a wolf. The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " "Guess what happened in the end?

Q: Huh? What happened?

A: As a result, the wolf ate the lamb!

Q: hmm ...

A: Hehe. Go ahead. There is a male deer. He walked faster and faster, and finally became a highway (stag). Ha ha laugh ...

Q speechless (cold in my heart ...)

Hey hey. Two bananas were walking in the street in tandem. The one in front suddenly said, "It's so hot! I want to take off my coat! " Then the banana in the back fell down.

Q: Hehe ... (Then cold ...)

Guess who won the race between the rabbit and the fast tortoise.

Q: Rabbit.

A: Wrong! It's a turtle!

Q: Why?

Didn't you say it was a fast turtle? He runs fast and pulls fast ~

Q sneezing (cold ...)

Rabbits don't want to compete with turtles with glasses. Who do you think won this time?

Q: This time it should be a rabbit, right?

A: Wrong again! Still a turtle!

Q: Huh? Why?

The turtle took off her sunglasses. Yes, that's the turtle that runs very fast!

Q: My God! ! ! (The face has frozen ... and then it's cold ...)