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An old lady who picks up garbage.

ZhangYan

On Sunday, I was munching on my mother's medicine eel drumstick with relish. Suddenly I heard a strange sound in the bamboo forest.

Voice, is it a thief? I looked quietly and found an old lady in her sixties with a basket on her back.

Pick up garbage. I'm relieved, and I'm still eating the chicken leg. Maybe she heard a noise and the old woman turned around.

My eyes rested on the chicken leg I was eating, but I quickly turned away shyly, and I even seemed to see it.

She is swallowing saliva.

Pity suddenly rose from my heart. She bent down, picked up the waste newspaper in the dirty garbage dump and shook.

The shadow I threw into the basket with my backhand was branded in my heart. I couldn't help thinking of something and turned into the room.

I found three mineral water bottles and some waste newspapers and handed them to her. She answered them with dirty hands full of calluses and rubbish.

Then he said, "Thank you, dear!" My heart is full of sweetness.

After a while, she left with garbage on her back. I don't know why, but I suddenly remembered the pressure I had saved.

Years old, ran into the house and took the money. Hey, what seems to be missing? Oh! By the way, we also need a chicken leg. one

After a while, I chased the old woman with money and chicken legs. ...

I saw the old woman. She is next to Aunt Zhang's woodshed. I wanted to shout, but I couldn't. I

I saw a dirty scene: she, the old woman who picked up garbage, was "taking" eggs in Aunt Zhang's henhouse.

One, the other! I couldn't help screaming. She heard me and turned to look at me.

Touched the eggs in his pocket and left casually.

I suddenly stood there and felt that the money and chicken legs in my hand were so heavy.

cook

Wang min

On a gray day, it began to rain in Mao Mao, and I went to Pengshan by bus.

After some bumps, the bus finally arrived at the station. The car stopped, and several tricycles swarmed, and the drivers greeted them warmly.

By bus, however, people got off the bus one by one and ran to other places. Nobody takes the bus.

The rickshaw pullers were very disappointed, so they pulled the rickshaw and left slowly.

There is only one coachman, still looking around eagerly. He is about forty or fifty years old, very thin and dressed in sixty or seventy.

Clothes from the sixties seem to be a loyal and honest person. He waited patiently, hoping that someone would sit with him.

Cars. Seeing that I brought a lot of things, I warmly greeted him: "Girl, take a car!" " "He let me go happily.

Something mentioned on the tricycle. I got on the bus and said, "Go to the train station." He said, "Good!"

The car started, flat and steady, and it was very comfortable to sit in. Looking at the figure of the coachman, I think he may be a

Kind father, working hard to earn tuition for his children; Maybe it's a dutiful son who doesn't support the elderly.

Try to resign; Maybe a conscientious husband works hard for the prosperity of his family ... I respect him.

Yes!

At this time, the tricycle came to the crossroads. According to the traffic rules, the tricycle should turn left and walk on the sidewalk. I will hold it.

The armrest of the car can turn left. However, the car went straight through the intersection. "You ...

... why don't you obey the traffic rules? "I can't help but blurt it out." Can't you see there are no policemen?

"The driver didn't look back, follow up.

The car continued to maintain its original speed, and raindrops floated in from the gap in the shed and sprinkled on my face.

I suddenly feel so cold.

At the train station, the driver smiled and helped me with my luggage as before.

I gave him the money. I think I have a lot to say in my heart, but I haven't said it after all.

It's still raining in Mao Mao, and the road is getting wetter and wetter. I walk silently in the rain.

An old woman picking corn.

Faye Wong

Every day at school, I will see an old lady carrying a basket. She has short white hair and a bad hunchback.

Wearing patched underwear and tattered shoes. She hurried down that road. What is she going to do? I

I don't know. I feel sorry for her.

Once, I went to Pengshan, sat on the bus and saw the familiar figure. It's her. She is.

Pick up corn by the roadside. Suddenly, a fierce man came, picked up her basket and told her to go away. Laopoyan

He stood up hard and slowly, went over, grabbed the man's clothes and said, "Give me back my basket. I'm not here to pick it up. "

Only corn. "The man seemed a little sympathetic and returned the basket to her. She picked up the basket and walked heavily.

The steps are gone. That back, branded in my mind.

It turns out that she is an old woman who picks up corn. She has to walk so far every day to pick up corn and those in a hurry.

Corn is scattered in soil and stones, and sometimes people drive it away. Where is her home? Her family

And then what?

One day at school, I didn't see her, so I thought: Why didn't she pick corn? It was the children who decided to support her.

Well, the cadres helped her solve her life? Oh, please don't get sick.

The next day, I saw her again, still with short white hair, hunched badly, patched clothes and trousers, and ragged clothes.

Broken shoes, carrying broken baskets.

However, her steps are slower and heavier.

Cher

Wang min

A quiet, calm and beautiful girl is a proud girl. Cher is quiet, calm and beautiful, but

She is not only not proud, but also unhappy and unhappy.

A year ago, Cher went to junior high school, came to a new school and met new classmates. Cher is very happy. She is illusory.

I want to get good grades, and the awards will come with the wind. However, the fact is not as beautiful as Cher imagined. sequence

After a semester, Cher was very sad. Cher's English performance is not good. Fantasy awards have also become one after another.

"With what? What's the matter with you? What's the difference between men and women? ┒?

Ranked 35th, the penultimate in the class 10. Looking at such a score, Cher asked herself to go to this middle school.

For what, are you stupid ... Cher suddenly became confused.

In a blink of an eye, the second semester started, and Cher made many plans for herself. She is also concerned about her own reality.

I don't buy English materials, but after repeated English tests, Cher is scarred again and again.

Cher is covered with thorns. Cher told herself not to be discouraged, to work hard and to vent.

Don't be angry, you have to work hard. ...

At the end of English, Cher scored 76 points, an increase of 2 1 point. Cher is very happy that her efforts have finally paid off.

A year passed quickly, and Cher entered the second grade. In the new semester, the teacher praised the students who made great progress last year

But cher was excluded. The teacher praised Xiao Ou who came to this middle school with her. Actually, Leo is next.

She fell, and Cher remembers it clearly, because Cher always wanted to overtake her. Today, however, Cher has surpassed her.

The prize is hers. Cher really wants to cry. She really wants to tell the teacher that she really wants the teacher to praise her and encourage her. but

It was another classmate who took her place. Her heart is very uncomfortable. Did the teacher's eyes see the flowers? That classmate's

This name is next to his own name ... progress, no praise, no encouragement, which makes Cher a little breathless.

. Without prizes and encouragement, Cher shed tears.

Cher trudged home. This home is really warm, and her parents are also very kind to Cher. However, this makes

Cher is sad. Parents' tired eyes are always shaking in front of Cher, just like a knife on her.

It hurts like a knife.

Later, Cher figured it out. As an ordinary student, it is natural that she didn't attract the teacher's attention. She plays drums in her diary.

Encourage yourself and tell yourself to work hard, be diligent and be ... but in her heart, I still hope the teacher can give it.

She gave some praise and encouragement.

Old classmates

li yunfei

Our school held the Youth May 4th Song and Dance Festival. Performers are not only from our school, but also from vocational high schools.

Of course it's lively.

"Knock, knock, knock" drums kicked off the activity. Drums also attracted many audiences.

I stood on the table tennis table and enjoyed the wonderful performance on the playground.

"Hey, look, give Yu Gang a break!" Xu Ling next to me touched me with her elbow. I looked in the direction she pointed, but I couldn't find it.

Here you are. Ask: "Where?" "By the flower bed, wearing a blue shirt!" Xu Ling lowered his voice. Finally, I ...

I found the blue shirt and saw the familiar and unfamiliar face.

He is wearing a pair of black cloth trousers, which are a little short, with rough feet hidden under a pair of sandals and a little unkempt hair.

. "Is it him?" I keep asking myself.

At this time, maybe he sensed something, maybe for other reasons, and his head turned to stare at us.

To. I froze, it was him, old classmate rao Yu Gang, yes! I greeted him: "Hello." he didn't

Answer, just smiled and turned his head, and the smile was clearly full of bitterness. My heart is tight, he is good.

Depressed. Looking back, he is the coolest brother in our class. What a beautiful scenery!

He and I have been classmates from primary school to senior one.

In elementary school, he was the boss of his class, and there were often a group of "followers" behind him. He won't let go of big things.

In the eyes. What he said most was: "Hit him!"

In the sixth grade, we transferred to Qinglong No.2 Central Primary School, and we rejoined the class. He has more partners.

Difficult friends, but also ignore the school rules and regulations.

He always appears in video game halls, cigarette shops and hotels. Therefore, he became a frequent visitor to the office.

Guest.

In Qinglong junior high school, he got mixed up with some big shots in the society and became more arrogant.

Once in a Chinese class, he played tricks and talked below, which affected the students around him. The teacher told him to go out, but

Yes, he ignored it. The teacher was very angry and dragged him to the podium. He actually got into a fight with the teacher and said loudly: "

I'm going back, okay? Money back! "Finally, he left impassioned and embarked on the society.

Unexpectedly, two years later, he has fallen to such a level. "What about his tomorrow?" I have no choice.

Sigh.

Go your way, man!

Little woman who buys oranges

Wang jianqun

The fruit market is very lively, with hawking, bargaining, bargaining and car bells intertwined.

At the entrance of the market, there is an old woman in rags. In front of her, there is a small basket of oranges, Huang Chengcheng and water.

Lingling. No matter how people around her shout, she just quietly guards her little orange basket.

At this time, a five or six-year-old girl was led by a well-dressed young woman. "Mom, I want to eat.

The little orange girl looked at the adults with eager eyes. Hee hee, ok, have a taste and buy it when it's sweet. "She handed it to me.

I bought an orange for the little girl and took another one from the basket.

"Is it sweet?" Grandma asked with a smile.

The young woman wiped her mouth and frowned and said, "Oh, it's still a little sour. Forget it." He said, take my daughter.

Children go. But the little girl refused and said, "Mom, it's sweet."

"Nonsense." The young woman blushed and got angry, so she touched the little girl's ass, little girl.

I began to cry sadly. I looked at the young woman's movements and wanted to rush up and scold her. She's really

Unreasonable. I gave one to my daughter first, and then I ate another one myself before saying it was sour. Why didn't she eat all the baskets?

Why are you so sour? A man with so much money has the heart to take advantage of a poor old woman.

Seeing the little girl crying, the old woman was sad and sad. She quickly took two oranges and handed them to the little girl.

The young woman pulled the little girl and wouldn't let her answer. The old lady selling oranges paused, extended the oranges to the young woman and whispered.

Whispering: "It doesn't matter if you don't buy it. It's themselves, the tree and ... "She looked at the young woman quietly and gently.

Geography took care of a few silver hairs that were blown by the wind and said, "Give them to the children."

The young woman blushed even more and looked embarrassed. The oranges in grandma's hand are like two shot puts, which are very heavy.

It is too heavy for her to answer.

Aunt who buys fisheye glasses

Zhou Yamei

During the summer vacation, I often sell fish in the market.

On this day, I got up late, and my mother scolded me, "It's so early, and the fish stall hasn't been set up yet!" " "

I think it's almost 9 o'clock. Other fish sellers have started their own businesses, and they are ashamed.

Hardly had I set the table when an aunt with glasses came. I was just about to say hello when she shouted, "Hello!"

! How much is this fish? I replied: "Silver carp 3 yuan, carp 4 yuan 5." She said again; "How so expensive?

Is there a shortage? "I said," the price was paid by my father, not a little. " She turned and took a few steps and hesitated for a moment.

Son, turn back and crouch down to catch the active carp, but I can't catch it. I said, "

Let me do it! "She said," no "just do it yourself. East, west, staring blankly in the basin.

The fish jumped up with a bang, and the water splashed high, and the fish was finally caught. Strangely, she didn't.

Weigh the fish for me, but put your head down, your tail up, and stretch out a finger to pick the fish's mouth. I

Say, "What are you doing?" She said, "I always buy fish like this." While digging, he said, "Look, good.

Lots of water! If I don't dig, you will sell me more money! "I thought to myself," why is this person so annoying?

There is such a way to buy fish! "But I remembered what my mother said about being good to customers and forbearing. There is not a drop of water in the fish's mouth.

I took out my pocket to fill her with fish, and she said, "No, just hang it on the scale and weigh it." It seems that plastic bags will

I gained a lot of weight. I have no choice but to let her.

I weighed the fish, 7 yuan 4 jiao. She put the fish in a basket and said, "forget that forty cents!" Round off.

. I bought it again, so you earned it back. "I said," forty cents, money can't make up the bill, dad.

Say me. "Said for a long time she didn't give, can't help it.

She left with the fish. Looking at her back, I have an indescribable taste in my heart.

Hum, this kind of person

Yoko Wong

Every afternoon, I almost sell eggs. This afternoon, I loaded a car full of eggs and set off on a tricycle.

Along the way, people buy eggs from time to time. I am busy counting eggs and collecting money, and my heart is full of happiness. Sold to Xianfeng village 3 club

By then, there will be only forty or fifty eggs left. I thought to myself, "If only there were more buyers."

Just thinking, some aunts came over, and I was so happy. An aunt asked, "Miss Yao, the eggs are good."

More than ten dollars? "I said," three and a half pieces. "Several other aunts said," It's cheaper. We'll buy it for you. "

. "I said," that's three dollars and four cents. " They said, "Three dollars and three cents." I thought about it and said, "All right! "I

I want to sell out early and go home. It will rain.

I was about to pick up eggs for them when a man's voice said, "How many eggs are there?" I looked up.

An uncle in his twenties replied, "Sorry, it's sold out. They all bought it. " he

I turned to my aunt next to me and asked, "How much is it?" Aunt said, "Three dollars and thirty cents." He listened and did it.

Pretend to be serious and say, "That expensive? People only sell two yuan and ten yuan on the street. "

I was taken aback. Where is the price? He doesn't know the price, but he insists on talking nonsense here. The most annoying thing is,

The aunts who bought eggs actually believed him and left quietly. I didn't sell any eggs.

I got angry and said, "How can you talk nonsense?" He smiled and said, "Who is talking nonsense?

I'm just helping them refer to it! "I was even more angry and said," Do you have such a letter of introduction? They don't buy it.

Ok, you buy it right away! "He said," OK, two yuan and ten yuan, I'll buy them right away. "I was so angry that I couldn't speak for a long time.

Here comes the word.

I really wanted to give him a good scolding, but I held back. Ride a tricycle and leave quickly. I thought to myself, "Hum!

, this kind of person. "

Hardly had I gone far when it began to rain. My face is full of water. I don't know if it's tears or rain.

Father and mother are in the same school.

Gu Liang

This morning, after I came to school, I talked with my classmates.

Play basketball. When everyone is happy,

A cyclist came to the stadium. I stared at him. He is in his thirties, about 1.7 meters.

Look at his clothes. He is a poor farmer.

When he saw Hu Peng who played ball with us. Immediately left the car, rushed into the stadium and caught Hu Peng.

Then bang, Hu Peng's face appeared "Wuzhishan". The man said bitterly, "watch you run."

Come on, I'm still chasing fast. "Then, in Hu Peng's leg with a kick, Hu Peng suddenly fell down.

. Instead of helping him, the man said, "Let's see if you still steal money. After I clean it up, I will send you to the public. "

Go to the security bureau. "

Hu Peng's face was blue with pain, and tears came from his eyes, but he didn't cry.

Seeing this scene, I was very angry. I gritted my teeth and clenched my fists, eager to do it right away.

Become a Hercules,

To help Hu Peng.

There are a lot of students watching, so someone will call the teacher.

The teacher came soon, and the situation was urgent, which stopped the man from beating and cursing. The teacher said, "What can I do for you in the office?

Say, don't hit people here. "Take the man away with Hu Peng.

After they left, I heard from my classmates that the man was Hu Peng's father. I'm surprised, father? Under?the?sun

But is there such a father?

After a while, Hu Peng came out. I asked him what happened, and he said, "Dad didn't come back a few days ago, and neither did I.".

Money for food. I saw 10 yuan on the table yesterday, so I took it. Dad came back late last night,

I didn't have time to tell him, so he came to me today, and I have given him the remaining nine dollars ... "

I said, "What about vegetables?" Hu Peng didn't speak, tears streaming down like a broken bead.

Alas, with such a father, my son will be miserable.

The monitor cried.

Tangminli

The monitor cried. I saw it with my own eyes behind the big screen at school.

The first class is self-study in the evening, but the classroom has not been quiet yet. Laughing, flapping and singing,

The classroom has become a lively bar! The monitor went to the podium and said to the class, "Class is over, stop."

Ok, please sit down. "But the sound was all drowned out by the noise in the classroom. Anxious, she is on the blackboard.

It says "Please sit down". Just finished writing, a sour voice came from below: "monitor!" "

Your handwriting is too small for the students to read clearly. Let me write it for you. "Said as he walked up and put the" sit down.

"Write the word" hit ",also deliberately write big and crooked, caused a burst of laughter.

The monitor was very angry and called the class teacher. Several students who had just made terrible noise were called out of the classroom by the teacher.

Room.

Ten minutes later, these students came into the classroom and glared at the monitor with resentment. When I got back to my seat,

They wrote a note. After a while, some papers flew down on the monitor's seat. On the note, someone wrote

: "You are so annoying!" Some wrote: "Report shameless!" Others wrote: "You are really us.

Good monitor. But the word "good" should be enclosed in quotation marks. "The monitor saw, knead the note into a ball and put it in his pocket.

Staring at the textbook, I stayed for a long time.

The class was over, and the monitor was the first to leave the classroom. Behind the screen, she cried. I really want to convince her, but,

How to persuade? The class is about to start. I'm so worried about her!

When the bell rang, I was glad to see her wipe away her tears, walk to the classroom with her head held high and stand on the podium again.

Maintain discipline.

There is a "pistachio" in my class.

Huang Nina

There is a "pistachio" in my class. With her, our stomachs will laugh and hurt two or three times a day.

One morning, Xu Shuqiang brought a plastic gecko. Although it is a plastic gecko, it looks scary.

She asked Xu Shuqiang for a gecko and used it to scare female students everywhere. Looking at the frightened female classmates, in the classroom.

There were bursts of laughter. Two minutes before class, she saw Ceng Laoshi, who teaches politics, having a class.

When he came to the classroom with a textbook, he said to He Jialin next to him, "Hello! You scared Ceng Laoshi with a gecko. He's fine.

Just kidding. "

Scare the teacher? Who dares to do this! "Pistachio" saw He Jialin not going and said, "Nothing, look at me!" Listen to her.

At this point, the whole class was immediately silent, and the students were all waiting to see the drama! She took it out of the drawer.

Gecko, when Ceng Laoshi approached, she held out a soprano who could speak Mandarin but couldn't, and shouted, "Old ... teacher!

, climb ... the gecko is coming ... "The voice is high and low, ancient and strange. This is a bit funny.

. As soon as the voice just fell, the whole class burst into laughter, and the students laughed their heads off, clutching their stomachs and laughing!

Ceng Laoshi was surprised, infected by the joy of her classmates, and forgave her.

After class, she took the gecko in her hand and threw it at Xu Shuqiang, shouting, "Hey! Climbing gecko

, then! "Xu Shuqiang climbed up the gecko and the whole class burst into laughter. Xu Shuqiang was relieved at this moment.

I suddenly understood that I became a "gecko climber" called "pistachio"!

Once, on Monday, just after the morning self-study, she hurried to the podium and patted the brush on the table.

Shouting: "big news, big news!" Everybody listen, keep an eye on her. Seeing everyone paying attention to her, she just

He said unhurriedly, "Five pieces are born in one child!"

The students are very disappointed. Someone said, "What's the fuss about? My sow gave birth to fifteen pieces at a time!

"She deliberately paused and said," what do you know? I am talking about people! In a hospital in Beijing, a lady

Successfully gave birth to quintuplets! "wow! Quintuplets! " The students shouted at once A classmate said:

"People can only speak' one'. How can you say' five'? " Hearing this, she smiled proudly and said, "I won't say' five dollars'."

Can you be so happy? "The whole class burst into laughter again. She is really a "pistachio"!

One day, I had a Chinese class. Teacher Cai talked about "My Uncle is Happy", and the students listened with relish, but they were "pistachios".

"But secretly read her Meishan Education Weekly. The teacher said, "Because Yule is delicious and spends money indiscriminately, I am myself.

I ran out of money and used part of my brother. Afraid of his embarrassment, my brother had no choice but to send Yule away. "tu

However, "pistachio" cried: "What! Difficult labor? Youle is difficult to give birth. Is Youle a man or a woman? " Students again.

It was laughter. Teacher Cai sighed and pointed at her and said, "You, you, you are out of your mind!"

"Pistachio" and "Pistachio", what can I say about you!

Students who love "territory"

Tao Chen

My deskmate loves her "territory" very much, almost to the point of "never giving up an inch of land" and "defending it to the death"

Degree. I am a careless person. I accidentally violated his "territory" and was severely beaten by him.

Once in a labor technology class, the teacher told us the most difficult mystery in the world, which surprised me.

. Inadvertently, my elbow crossed the "national border" and entered his "territory" He grabbed one.

The book came to me, and the lightning speed made me unprepared. Wow, okay.

It hurts! But I can only hold it back. If I shout it out, it will be strange not to be detained!

Finally, class is over. I said, "Are you heartless? Hit so hard! " He said: "

This is called "maintaining territorial dignity". The Opium War, a counterattack against Vietnam in self-defense, was not ruthless! "I'm angry.

Then he said, "Do you really think this is your territory?" ! Why didn't you grow up in the Opium War? Let you go.

Hold the frontier, no one dares to mess with us! "Say that finish and left angrily.

Since then, a new defense project has appeared on my "border" with him-tens of centimeters high.

City wall. "This defense project was built in his territory, which is composed of English books, math books and notebooks.

Yes After the defense project was completed, although it was inconvenient, it was also very safe, and we also lost several weeks of "war"

However, "war" broke out. One day, one of my "planes" crossed his fence and landed in.

On his "territory", it was the exercise book that the math representative threw at me. I'm going to "recall"

But as soon as my deskmate waved, my plane flew to the garbage dump. I shouted, "My notebook!

! "But what's the use! I had to pick it up angrily.

Back in my seat, I knocked down his Yugoslav capital tower with one punch. Seeing the books scattered all over the floor, the fire in my heart flew.

But when I saw him crouching slowly, he picked up books one by one and put them away one by one.

When they are piled up again, they will inevitably feel guilty.

From then on, the Yugoslav capital project stood on his "territory" like Mount Everest and stood between us.

Quiet for a semester, no more "war".