All kinds of provocative brain teasers are suitable for routine jokes between couples.

There are a lot of brain teasers now, and they are full of routines. Let's share some provocative brain teasers with you, and use them to test your beloved half quickly!

First, all kinds of provocative brain teasers.

1, "I just said I gained 100 Jin."

"Why?"

"Because I have a you in my heart."

2. "Do you know where my heart is?"

"On the left."

"Wrong, on your side."

3. "You have something on your face."

"What?"

"A little beautiful."

4. "I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life."

"Why?"

"Because I was filled with joy as soon as I saw you."

5. "If you are instant noodles, what do you think your taste is?"

"Braised beef?"

"Then can I hit on you?"

6. "I feel that you are very strange today."

"What's so strange?"

"It's so cute."

7. "I like being alone."

"Then she must be very beautiful."

"You are too narcissistic."

8. "Hello, are you tired?"

"Why are you tired?"

"Because you've been running around in my head all day."

The second is a routine joke suitable for couples.

1, "I wish I were a tree."

"Why?"

"So you can plant it in your hand."

2. "I'm Bell. What are you? "

"What is it?"

"You are jingling, bells should be jingling."

3. "May I call you you?"

"Why?"

"Because I want to take you to heart."

4. "I want to be a person after meeting you."

"What person?"

"Your people."

I don't want to complain about life with you. "

"Then what?"

"I want to hug you."