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If the internet is popular, people are compared to acne of various animals, foxes, turtles and sheep. In today's society, real estate, the government and ordinary people all buy it.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who had a lot of land and found many long-term workers to work for him. The landlord built many unity buildings for long-term workers to live in. One day, the landlord's counselor said to the landlord: the landlord and the long-term workers have some money in their hands these years. It's not cost-effective to let them live in your house and pay the rent every month. Anyway, they will live forever. You might as well sell the house to them and call it-public houses for sale! Tell them that the house will always be theirs and they can get back the money they have saved in recent years. The landlord said, yes, what about the rent? The counselor said: manage it well and give it a Japanese name, called property fee! The landlord implemented it quickly and made a lot of money. The long-term workers are so happy!

After a few years, the landlord's village has developed into a town, and more and more rich people have no place to live. The counselor said to the landlord: the landlord and the long-term workers have been rich again in recent years. Let's build a new house for them and name it. They gave us money. We tore down the house, built a new one and told them to buy it and sell it to others. This time, some long-term workers have implemented it again.

After a few years, the landlord village developed into a county, with more rich people.

The counselor said to the landlord: Owner, we have cooperated with the county government to set up a department specializing in house repair. Except for the same department specializing in house repair, no one else is allowed to repair houses on the land in our city. Let's buy some land from Liu, the landlord of the same village, and add the rest to build a building and sell it to the rich, so we can make a lot of money.

The landlord said, yes, but it costs a lot of money to buy land and build so many buildings. We don't have that much! The counselor said: don't worry, boss, there is a way. Sign a land purchase agreement with the landlord Liu first, pay part of the money first, and then pay the landlord Liu in installments. Our family is richer than the landlord Liu Duo, who will definitely trust us. Let's use the deed as collateral and borrow money from the opposite bank. We will provide them with a large number of feasibility reports for building buildings and sell them to the rich. This is obviously a profitable business (now renamed as a project). The people in the bank are very clever. In order to earn interest, they will definitely lend us a lot of money.

The landlord said: Good. But the landlord thought that the money borrowed from the bank with the deed as collateral was still too little compared with building so many buildings. What shall we do? The counselor said, Don't panic, boss. There is a way. Aren't there so many teams vying to help us repair the house? Let's make a condition that those who want to help us repair the building should repair one or two floors themselves first, and then we will give them part of the money for repairing the house. How about borrowing a chicken to lay eggs?

The landlord said: OK, OK. But the landlord thought that after the house was repaired for one or two floors, he would have no money if he handed over part of the money for repairing the house for one or two floors to the house repair team. What should I do? The counselor said: don't worry, boss, there is a way. When we have repaired one or two floors, we will write a notice and tell those rich people that our house has started to sell. Take a name, yes, we will sell uncompleted residential flats, pay the house first, and the first buyer can choose a good house. There are also discounts. Rich people are not stupid. When they pay, will we have no money to continue to repair the house? After the house is repaired, we will make a lot of money! The landlord said, OK, OK, OK, let's do it. As a result, the landlord made a lot of money with his "skill".

A few years later, the landlord's village has developed into a medium-sized city, and the landlord has more money. He can buy a lot of land and build a lot of houses at one time without relying on "skill", so that he can earn more and more money. That's when the problem comes out. Rich people have bought houses, but no one has. What should I do? The counselor said, don't worry, boss, there is a way. Let's discuss cooperation with the boss of the bank. After so many years of cooperation, we have established a trust relationship. Let's write a notice to tell the poor that our city is surrounded by mountains and there is not much room for building houses. If you don't buy a house, there will be no place to live in the future. Buy it quickly! And you only need to pay a little money to buy a house now, and the house will pay us the rest for you. You only need to pay a little principal and interest to the bank every month, so that the house will be your own in twenty or thirty years, and you will still live in vain in these decades. How nice!

The landlord said: wonderful! But when the landlord really bought land to repair the house, a new problem came out. Landlord Zhao and landlord Qian bought the house in the city first. In order to repair the house and make a lot of money, the landlord got the land from the landlord Zhao and the landlord's money at a high price. After the house was repaired, of course, the price rose a lot. A few years ago 100 two silver can buy a toilet at home, now it costs 500 two silver. When the landlord sold the house, he was surprised to find that since he cooperated with the bank to make a gadget called mortgage to buy a house, he posted a notice that our city is surrounded by mountains and there is not much room to repair the house. If you don't buy a house, there will be no place to live in the future. The house is surprisingly easy to sell. Those rich people who bought houses came to buy houses again, and even bought many sets. I really don't understand what they bought, raising pigs and ducks, which is wrong! Regardless of theirs, the landlord thought, haha, if the house is easy to sell, of course I will raise the price. It's a fool not to make money. In this way, house prices have risen a lot!

A few years later, the landlord village has developed into a big city, and the house price has risen many times. Those rich people who have bought several houses are even richer when they sell them. At this time, the counselor said to the landlord: Boss, let's tear down the houses of these long-term workers, build villas in this place, and sell the torn land to those rich people to make a fortune.

The landlord said, what if the long-term workers don't do it? The counselor said: I will give them more money to make the monetized resettlement famous. I want to build a house next to our pigsty and make a name for affordable housing. I will build a carriage road and let them buy a house there. The landlord said: What if they don't have enough money? The counselor said, didn't our family open a bank after we had money? Before borrowing money from our bank, we gave them 8 cents a year. We can still have money with this money, and there is no risk. The landlord has realized it again. After the long-term workers get the resettlement money, the landlord's affordable housing has been built until now, and the long-term workers have to wait in line for the house. Until now, they are still waiting.

As a result, the long-term workers began to make trouble, and the landlord was a little panicked and asked the counselor what to do. The counselor said: Hurry up and inform the long-term workers that the house will fall in price. If we don't buy it, we will rent our pigsty to them. As a result, after so many years, all the long-term workers have lost, and they are still renting a house forever!

A few years later, although the landlord had more money than he could use, he still wanted to make more money. Now that the house has been repaired a lot, he can't make any money, so he asked a psychological counselor to give him advice. The counselor said, "If you want to make money, you have to cooperate with the yamen. First, don't they all have houses? " Well, besides the property management fee, we have to pay the property tax and inheritance tax to Yamen all the time. Let's collect it for the yamen and share the bonus.

Secondly, since the "shelter" in people's basic needs "food, clothing, housing and transportation" has made us a lot of money, then the "line" has long been done by the landlord Sun and the landlord Li, and they are also cooperating with the bank. I heard that they earn more money than we do. When we build a house, we will make money at one time. After the road is built, people will build a special money collection counter in the middle of the road and sit there to collect money. They will continue to collect it forever. Their names are better than ours. What do you mean, "borrow money to build roads and pay back the money"? Landlord Li has been repairing roads since we started repairing the house. Decades later, he is still sitting there charging! It seems that "OK" can't be done.

Clothing can be made, but it is much more complicated. I think eating can be done. Work hard on the staple food. Let's cooperate with yamen and banks and take a new name "Rice and Wheat Development Company". Let's take rice and wheat directly from farmers and ask the yamen to issue a notice prohibiting any other department from developing rice and wheat. Otherwise, we will be imprisoned. The rice and flour we developed can also promote related industries, such as.

The rice and flour we developed are absolutely easy to sell, and more than one billion people will buy them. We will definitely buy more expensive and marketable things. I think it is initially determined that rice sells for one yuan a grain, and the grain is a good unit of calculation. It is only one yuan, and the people will think it is not expensive, which is similar to the square meter when we sell the house. If you have less money, you can sleep by buying 3 to 5 square meters. With less money, a few grains of rice can cook a pot of porridge! Same, same effect! As for flour, it is initially set at one yuan a gram, which is not expensive, only one yuan. Compared with the days when we used to sell houses, some long-term workers couldn't afford to buy houses after working all their lives, which is much better, because in any case, a day's work can be exchanged for dozens of grains of rice or dozens of grams of flour, and it will definitely be enough to have rice and noodles every day!

The disadvantage is that the landlords Zhou and Wu must be jealous, and they want to cooperate with yamen and banks to set up a "rice and wheat development company" to compete with us. But I have analyzed, just like when we sell houses, this industry is not afraid of competition, and everyone is more conscious of maintaining the stability and rise of prices. There may be risks in 20 years. However, if we stop at 19, we will be fine.