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Sixty excerpts from classic literary quotations from perfunctory nonsense in daily chat with friends

Talking with friends every day, perfunctory nonsense, classic literary quotations

1. The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

2. As far as I know, I know nothing about it.

3. The survey shows that a person will only be born once in his life.

4. According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before life.

5. Listen to your words and study for ten years for nothing.

6. People who are killed will die.

7. The crab was alive before it died.

8. Your chain can only be held at a critical moment.

9. Neighbors in the same community, their children began to attend sixth-grade classes in the sixth grade. My children are in the third grade and are still studying in the third grade.

1. The pig was alive before it died.

11. eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

12. excuses are good excuses, but they are excuses.

13. I know you, a famous painter and a professional painter.

14. If you fall from the 1th floor, there should be an accident.

15.1 I was extremely angry when I was extremely angry!

16. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent a little more time.

17. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.

18. Cicada's wings are so thin, as thin as cicada's wings.

19. I am calm except when I am not.

2. If you don't have a date, you should still be single now. Chatting with friends every day is a perfunctory nonsense. Classic quotations from literature II

21. Reading it is equal to reading it for nothing, and not reading it for nothing.

22. I hope our next meeting is next time.

23. Listening to your words is like listening to words.

24. I can fry three dishes, one fried tomato, one fried tomato and one fried tomato.

25. Look how beautiful this girl looks, especially those eyes, which are exactly two.

26. Nowadays, young people are really young compared with Lao Cui.

27. When you have heard this story, you will have heard it.

28. Think back to yesterday as if it were yesterday.

29. I am just a little fat, otherwise I am quite thin.

3. Actually, it's quite easy if you're not tired at work.

31. You should know that one minute on stage and 6 seconds off stage

32. When you can't get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

33. We will know about tomorrow.

34. You and I will put it here.

35. This tomato looks a bit like a tomato.

36. The situation is such a situation, and the specific situation depends on the situation.

37. If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

38. It should be alive before it dies.

39. After you click on the likes, you will find that I like one more.

4. Shocked, a 14-year-old teenage girl was only four years old ten years ago. Chatting with friends every day, perfunctory nonsense, classic literary quotations III

41. Morning shock! The survey shows that people will only be born-times

42. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

43. I was awake before I fell asleep.

44. After careful observation, I found that the day I was born was actually my birthday.

45. Do you know why I am poor? Because I have no money.

46. I will make a long story short, but it's a long story.

47. Do you know that every 6 seconds you breathe, one minute passes?

48. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit him, and Huang Gai who was beaten.

49. I didn't do anything today, but I still worked hard.

5. Be sure to close your eyes when you sleep, or you won't be able to sleep.

51. I quite agree with your speech, regardless of the content.

52. When you eat a rice at dinner, you will find that there is a rice missing from your bowl.

53. You probably didn't lose your mobile phone before.

54. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it again.

55. It will be November after October.

56. If you want to get up so late every time, you get up very late.

57. regardless of the content, if it makes sense, it makes sense for you to speak.

58. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent some time.

59. The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.

6. Do you know that a 14-year-old teenage girl was 12 years old two years ago! Classical quotations of social cattle chatting and chatting nonsense literature

Classical quotations of social cattle chatting and chatting nonsense literature (Part I)

1. Be sure to close your eyes when you sleep, or you will not be able to sleep.

2. In the spring of the fourth anniversary, Teng Zijing was appointed to guard Baling County. Next year, the anniversary will last for five years.

3. The law of the stock has been found, either rising or falling.

4. Nonsense is not too nonsense, but a little nonsense.

5. when you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, or you will be full.

6. If what you say is right, it should be right.

7. Every birthday, my age increases by one year.

8. if I can understand it, I won't understand it.

9. This is my father, and I am his son.

1. If there is love in heaven, the right way on earth is the right way.

11. Compared with the older generation, young people today are really too young.

12. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, uncle?

13. You must be very thin if you lose weight.

14. If you have some skills, you won't have none.

15. After my close observation, I found that the day I was born turned out to be my birthday.

16. it will be November after October.

17. If you say so, you can't say so.

18. How can I put it? You are beautiful, with an indescribable beauty, especially with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. It's just right, no more, no less, and the best thing is that your hair just grows on your head.

19. I was extremely angry when I was extremely angry!

2. Every time you waste 6 seconds in your life, your life passes by 1 minute. Classical quotations from social cattle chatting and chatting up nonsense literature (Part II)

21. People who have no partners should still be single.

22. We will know about tomorrow.

23. There aren't any clouds in the cloudless sky in Wan Li.

24. Is the deceased injured?

25. Does your Chinese teacher teach you Chinese?

26. According to statistics, all the people born out of wedlock are women.

27. This tomato smells like tomato.

28. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it again.

29. if I don't see you for seven days, it will be every other week.

3. The last time I said this sentence was the last time.

31. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.

32. Reading it means reading it for nothing, and not reading it for nothing.

33. after listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.

34. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

35. I am usually very angry when I am extremely angry.

36. If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

37. When you can't get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

38. You are a sensible person, and I know what you mean. I am also a wise man, and a wise man should understand that I understand what you mean. As long as everyone understands, people should understand. I understand what you mean.

39. A thousand miles of Jiangling will be returned in one day, and five hundred miles of Jiangling will be returned in half a day.

4. I will make a long story short, but it's a long story. Chatting with friends on the whole network is very popular. Article 39

Talking with friends on the whole network is very popular. Article 1

1. I am quite good when I don't cook.

2. Be sure to close your eyes when you sleep, or you will not be able to sleep.

3. Listening to your words is like listening to words.

4. I will make a long story short, but it's a long story.

5. I know you, a famous painter and a professional painter.

6. How can I put it? You are beautiful. You have an indescribable beauty, especially with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. It's just right, no more, no less, and the best thing is that your hair just grows on your head.

7. Neighbors in the same community, their children have been attending sixth-grade classes since the sixth grade. My children are in the third grade and are still studying in the third grade.

8. If you are not ugly, you should look pretty.

9. It's good, but it's a little rotten, but it's also good. Unfortunately, it's bad for me, but it's too good to reflect the bad feeling, so it's a little rotten relatively speaking, but it's still good overall, and the shortcomings are just a little rotten.

1. There aren't any clouds in the cloudless sky in Wan Li.

11. as soon as my front foot left, my back foot followed.

12. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

13. If I am a rich man, I must be very rich.

14. You are really good-looking, especially in your eyes. One * * * is no more than two.

15. The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.

16. sharpen one sword in ten years and half a sword in five years.

17. I was very angry when I was extremely angry.

18. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.

19. What you say here is just like talking.

2. After you click on the likes, you will find that I like one more. Chatting with friends on the whole network is very popular. 2

21. The last time I said this sentence was the last time.

22. three sentences, let the man listen to my three sentences.

23. Think back to yesterday as if it were yesterday.

24. You can't eat on an empty stomach, or you will be full.

25. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

26. If you look at it, you will see it for nothing, and if you don't look at it, you will see it for nothing.

27. If what you say is right, it should be right.

28. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

29. If you are a little useful, you will not be useless at all.

3. Today's young people are really young compared with the older generation.

31. There are two trees in front of the door, one is jujube, and the other is jujube.

32. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

33. Compared with the older generation, young people nowadays are really too young.

34. If you cross the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

35. I was awake before I fell asleep.

36. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

37. I still have a lot of hair if my head is not bald.

38. Everyone who is awake now should still be awake.

39. You are really good-looking. Those eyes are no more, no less, just two. Sixty classic quotations from bull and calf nonsense literature

Classic quotations from bull and calf nonsense literature (Part I)

1. Recalling yesterday seems like yesterday.

2. You look good if you are not ugly.

3. You look as if you haven't been cured.

4. The smarter you are, the smarter your brain will be.

about tomorrow, we will know the day after tomorrow.

6. We all know that cicadas have thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as a cicada

7. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it again.

8. Listen to your words and study for ten years for nothing.

9. The last time I saw you was the last time

1. I'm usually very angry when I'm extremely angry.

11. If I guess correctly, I must have guessed correctly.

12. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

13. The way you smile is like laughing.

14. There are two trees in front of the door, one is jujube, and the other is jujube.

15. I didn't do anything today, but I still worked hard.

16. Luck is all about luck.

17. Who would have thought that this 1-year-old boy was only 5 years old five years ago

18. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

19. Excuse me, could you spare us half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 3th. It's not my birthday. I just want to hold you up for half a minute.

2. According to statistics, all the unmarried pregnant women in the world are women. A 16-year-old teenage girl was only 12 years old four years ago, but no one has lived to be 25 years old since ... Classic Quotations of Bullshit Literature (Part 2)

21. I don't know if you find that summer is much hotter than winter.

22. Compared with the older generation, young people today are really young.

23. If I have nothing to say, then I may really have nothing to say.

24. Every 6 seconds of breathing, one minute passes.

25. The last time I felt so funny was the last time

26. The smarter people are, the smarter their brains are.

27. Do you know that people sleep with their eyes closed

28. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

29. I suddenly saw this sentence.

3. sharpen one sword in ten years and half a sword in five years.

31. If you look good, it's not so ugly.

32. People will die if they are killed.

33. I should be quite good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.

34. Those who are still awake must be awake.

35. I don't know what to say properly, so I won't say it.

36. Your kindness,