Cold joke riddle and answer

Riddles mainly refer to the innuendo of things or words for people to guess, and can also be extended to things with mysteries. The riddle originated from the ancient folk in China, and it has evolved for thousands of years. It is a cultural product created by the collective wisdom of the ancient working people in China. Here are some jokes, riddles and answers for everyone. Welcome to refer to them!

Cold joke riddle and answer 1 1. What is a transparent sword? -Invisibility (sword)

2. What do African cannibals eat? Answer: Eating people, should chiefs be vegetarian? -Vegetable eaters

3. Why are there no dinosaurs now? -The dinosaur went to make a movie.

Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why? -It's really like Dabai.

How about an egg swimming in Songhua River? -turned into a preserved egg

6. What about an egg that went to Shandong? -turned into a marinated egg

7. How about homeless eggs? -turned into a wild egg

8. What if an egg accidentally falls on the road and falls to the ground? -turned into an inverted (guided) bomb.

9. How about the eggs running into the flowers? -turned into Hua Dan.

10. How about an egg swimming in the Dead Sea? -turned into a salted egg superman

Cold joke riddle and answer 2 1, a, b, c, d, e, g, Xin, which word is the coolest? -Ding (thong)

2. There is a room where pigeons will hide-I hide your songs (pigeons) on the roof.

3. What should I do at 12 pm? -cramming, because cramming when approaching (zero)

4. Small fish and dogs live on low branches and wear colorful robes to catch fish (catch an animal)-Answer: Kingfisher.

5, the body length is round and smooth, and the feet are more like snake forests (insects)-answer: Ma Lu

How many brothers does Aladdin have? -3 (Ala A, Ala B, Ala C)

7. A group of eunuchs are chatting and guessing an idiom-nonsense.

8. How much is a heart worth? -1 100 million (single-minded)

9. Which is stupid, the sun, the moon or the stars? -Stars (The stars in the sky don't talk-Lu)

9. What's the pencil's surname? -small, sharpen the pencil.

10, what color can best be imitated? Red (mill) imitation

Cold joke riddle and answer 3 1. What books are not available in bookstores? -A suicide note

2. bestseller? -Female secretary

The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly refused it. Why? My mother said that people who spend all their time on the Internet are not good people.

Panda loves deer deeply, but it is rejected when expressing love. Why? -The deer said timidly: My mother said that those who wear sunglasses are all bad teenagers.

5. Who didn't attend the zoo meeting? -the lion (because the lion "lost" contact)

6. Fat people sit in sedan chairs (name a place)-Yugoslavia

7. Go to the toilet (name a Hong Kong female artist)-Karen Mok (reason: Karen Mok)

8. Grandpa, dad, brother, who will cry after listening to mom? -Grandpa (every night) thinks of his mother's words and tears are shining.

9. There are two bees who love each other very much, but later the mother bee married the spider. Why? Because this female bee likes nets.

10, it's fine during the day, but it's sad at night (Gai Lou)-wooden bridge

Cold joke riddle and answer 4 1 Why does silkworm baby have money?

Answer: Because it will cocoon (frugality).

2. What is the pencil's surname?

Answer: small, sharpen a pencil.

3. Corn wanted to pursue fashion and got a perm. What was the result?

Answer: It turned into popcorn.

4. What line does the monkey dislike?

Answer: parallel lines (because there is no intersection)

5. Chocolate and tomatoes fight. Why does chocolate win?

Answer: Because of chocolate bars.

6. What happens when sharks eat mung beans?

Answer: It became green bean paste.

7. After the match burned, it went to the hospital. What has it become?

Answer: cotton swab

8. How did Lin Daiyu die?

Answer: I fell dead (a sister Lin fell from the sky)

9. What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: It's not that (cloth) is afraid of 10 thousand, but (paper) is afraid of one thousand.

10. Go to the toilet (guess the name of a Hong Kong female artist)

Answer: Karen Mok (reason: Karen Mok)

1 1. What animals like to stick on the wall?

A: Seal (newspaper)

12. Why do foxes often fall down?

Answer: Because foxes are cunning (their feet are slippery).

13.4 people are playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take five people?

Answer: Because the person they hit is called Mahjong.

14. When do you like soda?

Answer: When you are lonely (when you are lonely, you will want soda).

15. An egg goes to the teahouse for tea. What happened afterwards?

Answer: The result is a tea egg.

16. There is a male deer. He walks faster and faster. What happened in the end?

Answer: it became an expressway.

17. One day Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped from the fifth floor, bleeding a lot. What happened?

Answer: it has become a red bean.

18. Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?

Answer: Because the stars will shine.

19. What mouse walks on two feet?

Answer: Mickey Mouse.

20. What duck walks on two feet?

Answer: All ducks walk on two legs.

Cold joke riddle and answer 5 1 Why Panasonic is not as powerful as Sony? Answer: Panasonic (afraid of Sony's brother)

Who is taller, A or C? Answer: C is higher (because ABCD A is lower than C)

3. Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose? Answer: Jasmine (what a delicate [beautiful] jasmine)

4. What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana)

5. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: rubber (poor rubber)

6. What are cloth and paper afraid of? Answer: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand (not afraid of 10 thousand, just afraid of one thousand)

7. What will happen when Kirin flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream reason: ice cream (ice unicorn)

9. If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Whose car is this? Answer: "If".

10, a wolf came to the North Pole, accidentally fell into the ice sea, and what became after being fished out? Answer: betel nut

1 1. Four people are playing mahjong in the room. The police came and took five people away. Why? Answer: Because the person they play is called "Mahjong".

12. Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? Answer: Because the stars will "flash"

One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because we don't know each other very well.

14, a fat man jumped off a tall building. What turned out to be? Answer: Fatty.

15, 1234567890 Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 Diligence (1 Don't do it, 2 keep)

16, how to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: Silence.

17, how much is Xiaobai plus Xiaobai? Answer: White rabbits (two)

18. Is jiaozi a man or a woman? Answer: male (jiaozi has foreskin)

19, chocolate and tomatoes fight, chocolate wins, riddles and jokes and answers. Why? Answer: Because of chocolate bars.

20. Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? Answer: Call for help.

2 1. A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become? Answer: mung bean paste (mung bean shark)

22. Is Dandan the name of a dog or a tiger? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing)

23. What brand of car hates being touched by others? Answer: BMW BMW (don't touch me)

24. Who is the mother of the chicken? Answer: paper helicopter (paper raw chicken)

25. There are ABCD...26 letters. How many lETters are left after et left? Answer: 2 1 ETs drove away UFOs.

26. What is the name of the son of the wind? A: The water rises (the wind rises)

27. Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (lost)

28. Who will be eliminated, wolf, tiger or lion? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro)

29. Who is the child of the Red Bean Family? Answer: South China (when those red berries come in spring)

30. What color is the excrement of celery? Answer: Yellow (Qin Shihuang)

3 1. A mother gave birth to conjoined twins, and her sister's name was Mary. What's her sister's name? Answer: Monroe (Marilyn Monroe)

32. Why do many A dreams live in darkness all their lives? Answer: Because he can't see his fingers.

33. Who cries when she thinks of her mother? Answer: Grandpa (thinking of his mother's words every night, sparkling tears, Lu)

34. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why? A: The reason is clear.

35. What's the child's name? Answer: I have a gift (born with it)

Don't go out if you don't have much money on rainy days? Answer: 30000000 (go out without an umbrella [3])