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I am eager to win my wife's heart. Which constellations are the easiest to show my coquettish side in front of my wife?
The second cancer cancer is actually optional, there is nothing wrong with it. Cancer is the most serious thing in front of others. In front of his lover and wife, he will relax his vigilance and show his most virtuous side, such as cooking, doing housework and pouring water for his wife at the right time. Anyway, in the eyes of cancer, what does your wife think? Cancer is too soft at home, so you can do whatever you want as long as you are in a good mood. Like, "I can't sleep. My husband will accompany me to watch horror movies. " "No, my husband told me a bedtime story." "Husband, I still can't sleep. Let's go for a ride. " He said "yes" to everything his wife said, without complaining. Is this called "no jiao wins with jiao"? My wife rushed over and gave me another big kiss to show her gratitude.
The first Taurus Taurus is cheerful and sells cute and coquettish. Taurus will give you one as usual, without repetition. My wife is learning belly dancing, which is not good. I want to dance too. I can dance better than my wife. Let my wife praise me! What, my wife is upset and not afraid? Let the younger one tell you an Antarctic joke, so that your resentment will dissipate after listening to it. You think that Taurus is desperately trying to please his wife. It is wrong. Taurus's coquetry is a built-in way, which is innate, pure natural and not irritating. My wife also said yes!
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