Mathematical humor jokes 17

Do you know the benefits of learning some jokes? When we meet for the first time, there is always the embarrassment of not knowing what to say. At this time, you need some jokes to ease the atmosphere. Here, I have collected a complete set of mathematical humor jokes for you, hoping to help you!

1. plus sign

There is a family whose children have been poor in math, and their parents have changed many schools for him. Finally, their parents took their children to a church primary school, and the child was among the best in mathematics.

The parents were also very surprised and asked, "Is the teacher teaching well?" The child said, "No."The parents asked, "Are the textbooks different?" The child said, "No."The parents asked, "What is that?" The child said, "as soon as I entered the classroom, I knew that mathematics was highly valued here, because as soon as I entered the door, I saw a person booked on the plus sign!" " "

2. Mathematical Chinese

A graduate student of American Mathematics Department came to Taiwan Province Province to collect information about the development of ancient mathematics in China. My friend asked me to entertain him. He came to the east for the first time and didn't learn Chinese, but he learned to write the complicated word "Zhang" in just half an hour? And it's cursive.

Surprised, I can't help but ask the genius. He said, "Nothing. I just wrote the number three and thirteen quarters in one stroke. "

3. Don't be guided everywhere

A foreign scholar (engaged in mathematics research) came to visit our school and stayed in the foreign guests' hostel. When he was leaving, I asked him what his impression of our school was. He said, "The hostel in your school is so bad that I dare not live there any more!" I quickly asked the reason.

The professor said: "the mouth of the eating bowl can't be guided everywhere." This is not for people to see! " "I listened and smiled. The professor's metaphor is really vivid! Although it is a joke, it can deepen the understanding of the concepts of continuity and derivability.

4. Negative numbers

Mathematicians, biologists and physicists sit in street cafes and watch people go in and out of the house across the street. They first saw two people go in, and after a long time, they saw three people come out.

Physicist: "The measurement is not accurate enough." Biologist: "They reproduce." Mathematician: "If one more person goes in now, the house will be empty."

5. Mathematicians' answers

Physicists and engineers got lost in a hot air balloon in the Grand Canyon. They shouted for help: "Hello? ! Where are we? " After about 15 minutes, they heard a response echoing in the valley: "Hello? ! You are in a hot air balloon! " The physicist said, "That guy must be a mathematician." The engineer wants to know, "Why?" The physicist said, "Because it took him a long time to give a completely correct answer, but it was useless."

6. Unreasonable arithmetic

The arithmetic teacher said, "Here are 10 pears. I ate six, how many are left? " A greedy student replied, "I think we should eat the rest together."

7. Sweep the tail

Zaizai came back from school in high spirits and asked his mother, "Where's Dad?" Mother saw Zaizai's excitement and asked strangely, "Is Dad at home? What do you want with dad? " "I asked my father for fifty cents." "Why?" Mom asked. "Before taking the math exam, my father said to me? If I get a score of 100, give me 1 yuan, and 80 will be divided into 8 cents. ?

Today, I got 45 points in math. "Aberdeen replied. My mother was surprised and asked, "What! Only 45 points in math? Zaizai proudly said, "Yes, it takes 4 points to give up math, and 5 points for math, so dad has to pay 50 points." "

8. capitalization

A fashionable girl walked into the remittance office of the post office, filled out the money order and handed it to the clerk. When the clerk saw it, he returned the bill and said, "The figures should be capitalized." The girl cocked her head and said, "Capitalized? The grid is so small, how can I write big? "

9. There is nothing wrong.

Min Min: "How to write 7+3= 10, 7+3= 1?" Baby: "I just didn't write 0 at the end!" " Min Min: "That's wrong! "The baby said," 0 doesn't mean anything. "

10, Wu Zetian

In history class, the teacher asked, "Who knows who Wu Zetian is?" Student: "Wu Zetian is a mathematician. Five days later, she will be the great mathematician who invented rounding."

1 1, wait for the bus.

"Dad, the No.4 bus is coming!" "Fool, that's not No.4, it's No.31!" "The teacher said, 3+ 1=4!" The little boy said confidently.

12, that's the difference.

Teacher Fang asked Axi in math class, "What's the difference between one-half and one-eighth?" Asi didn't answer. Teacher Fang said, "Think about it. If you had to choose half an orange or eight sixteenth oranges, which one would you choose? " Axi: "I must have half." "Why?" "A lot of orange juice has been squeezed dry when the oranges are divided into one sixteenth, don't you think so, teacher?"

13, checking calculation

During the exam, a student took out the dice and shook out ten multiple-choice answers.

At last he suddenly took it out and shook it.

The invigilator finally couldn't bear it: "What are you doing?"

The student replied, "I'm checking."

14, rounded.

Zaizai came back from school in high spirits and asked his mother, "Where's Dad?" Mother saw Zaizai's excitement and asked strangely, "Is Dad at home? What do you want with dad? " "I asked my father for fifty cents." "Why?" Mom asked.

"Before taking the math exam, my father said to me? If I get a score of 100, give me 1 yuan, and 80 will be divided into 8 cents. ? Today, I got 45 points in math. " Aberdeen replied.

My mother was surprised and asked, "What! Mathematics is only 45 points? " Zaizai proudly said, "Yes, it has to be rounded off mathematically, so Dad has to pay 50 cents."

15, multiplication table teacher found that there was a student's name in the exercise book: Mu (1+2+3).

The teacher asked, "Whose exercise book is this?" A student stood up and said, "It's mine!" Teacher: "What's your name?" Student: "Mulinsen!" Teacher: "Then how did you write your name like this?" Student: "I used multiplication and division!" " "

16 result

Teacher: "Today we are going to learn subtraction. For example, your brother has five apples, and you took three from there. What is the result? "

Tom: "As a result, as a result, he will definitely beat me up!" " "

17 "My dad can drink"

Math teacher: "There are three glasses of wine on the table. I'll buy one for your father. How many more? "

Student: "There is no cup."

Math teacher: "What? Don't you understand what I mean? I repeat, there are three glasses of wine on the table. Let me buy your father a drink. How many more? "

Student: "There is really no cup."

Math teacher: "Do you know math?"

Student: "Sir, you don't understand my father's temper. He won't put down his glass when he sees wine on the table. "