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After reading these screenshots, who will be willing to quit the parent group? It's so happy, hahaha ...

Author: Chuanma

I believe that the old mother must have set up such a micro-channel group, that is, the parents group.

Someone once said that the parent group is the most frightening invention in the 21st century, and there is no one!

For example, it has become synonymous with "stress" and "anxiety".

Before, a father sent a video saying, "I'm quitting the parent group, what's the matter!" , and therefore on the hot search.

For example, it is also an important position for many parents to "show off".

Some people show off their wealth:

Some people show off their cultural background:

Some people "flatter" here and "praise" their teachers when they have nothing to do. If other parents don't follow suit, they will be "heartless".

Of course, there is something more practical. Let's arrange for everyone to spend 1, yuan on a banquet for teachers directly in the parent group. Even in order to please the teacher, parents are asked to "crowd-raise" in the group to send a car to the newly married teacher.

to tell the truth, if you meet such a group of parents, it is estimated that anyone will be a little overwhelmed.

But I want to say that parents sometimes make us anxious and even angry, but sometimes it also brings us a lot of laughter!

Parents can be very happy!

—1—

replying to messages is definitely a common occurrence for parents. Many parents will choose "one-click copy" to save trouble.

but when copying, at least read it, otherwise it will be easy to "accidentally hurt" your own.

No, just after the teacher asked about the children's homework in the group, the parents let their children "take poison" collectively ...

During the epidemic, the teacher would regularly ask about the children's home situation, but I didn't expect that the children escaped the virus, but they didn't escape their parents' "hard work".

children's inner OS at the moment

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Some parents think that copying is too hasty, so they like to reply by themselves. The heart is kind, and diligence is diligence, but the style of painting goes astray carelessly ...

"should" be changed to "deserve it", and ask the teacher for the psychological shadow area at the moment.

when "good" becomes "damn", teachers, wives and husbands are stupid and confused.

Of course, there is a more rigid saying, "Me too, Lao Tzu" ... No one dares to provoke.

Besides parents, teachers may slip and make jokes.

"Washing the dishes" was accidentally labeled as "taking a bath". Faced with such homework, parents are probably straightforward.

I have butterflies in my stomach. I want to ask but dare not. On balance, I have to sacrifice my children and finish my homework.

Why, just after the video was released, the teacher changed her mind. It was washing dishes! ! ! !

The most embarrassing thing is that the video has passed the withdrawal time ... just lying in the group silently ...

I wonder how the children feel after seeing it? !

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As soon as you enter the parents' group, it is not only the parents who suffer indignities, but also the teachers who are often the ones who "have words of hardship".

I changed my last name if I didn't agree with each other. I clearly said my last name was Jing. Why do you call me "concurrently a teacher"? !

This sudden "egg teacher" sounds like swearing.

we can't say that my name is too confusing.

Besides this parent, if you don't know my last name, just call "teacher". Why embarrass us both, don't you think !

However, if you really want to meet such persistent parents, the teacher probably only has blood in his heart.

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If all the above are mistakes, what parents do below is definitely a "stroke of genius"! !

When the teacher pulled Dad into the class group ... I didn't expect it to be a "group name" battle without smoke.

I guess the teacher's heart is like this at the moment!

When the teacher asked the parents to issue a half-length photo to get a pass, the mother worked a little too hard, just taking pictures, and duck didn't have to go up the tree to pick dates or anything.

When the teacher checked the homework, the two fathers' behavior was tantamount to "burning themselves on the spot".

I just want to ask these two dads, who gave you courage? Fish Leong? !

When the teacher releases the news, please ask parents to "examine the questions first, then answer them", otherwise it will be easy to be thankless and make the teacher angry.

This kind of hand-sliding "patting the ass" operation makes the originally lively parents fall into silence instantly.

no one dares to say or ask, and asking is a bug of wechat.

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Of course, the joy of the parents' group can be more than that.

there is also this kind of reckless, grabbing at the sight of red envelopes;

If you don't like it, you will leave silently, like "everyone is drunk and I wake up alone";

if you don't agree with a word, you will speak English. I didn't expect to be killed by the Arabic of the Baron the next second!

hahahaha, do you think the parents are really happy after reading it?

What kind of talk shows will you watch in the future? Just squat in the parents' group and watch "Funny Live" every day.

Besides being funny, the parents' group is also an inspirational and warm place.

don't believe it? Then follow me to see

the parents, too, can be very moved!

—1 ——

Some parents have to ask questions in the group because of the fruitless homework.

unexpectedly, as soon as the problem was thrown out, parents from all walks of life came to help.

Some parents will help silently in the group and never ask for any thanks.

A friend's child coughed and had a fever a while ago, and went to several hospitals and couldn't see well, which made her super anxious.

She thought it would be better to ask other parents in the class to see if there are any good doctors to recommend.

I didn't expect everyone to be super enthusiastic, and some helped her make an appointment with a familiar doctor;

Some people go directly to acquaintances and help their children watch the film again.

Some mothers comforted her with their own experiences.

She said:

At that moment, I felt that I was no longer so helpless, and I felt that a group of people who understood her stood silently behind her.

Although we are not related by blood, and many of us have never met each other, they have given her endless strength and support.

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The parent group where friends are located makes people feel warm.

The story of another parent group touched 3 million people. Even, it was pushed to Weibo Hot Search by netizens # This is what parents should look like #.

A mother sent a long paragraph in the class group to the effect that:

In her words, she was polite, restrained and sincere, instead of deliberately selling badly and being unreasonable.

And her sincerity has also won other parents' sympathy, warmth and love.

The parents in the group all said that their children would be willing to be friends with Ye Meiqi.

Some mothers said that if Ye Meiqi had any difficulties at school, she could ask her children for help.

Facing the enthusiastic and caring parents in the group, Ye Meiqi's mother was also very moved, and kept saying, "1, thanks can't express my gratitude."

In the face of such warm stories and warm people, netizens have also expressed their feelings and envy.

I admit, I cried when I looked at it.

Parent group, maybe it can be like this ...

Before, I also saw that "I'm going to quit the parent group!" After that, many people expressed their attitudes and opinions. I didn't write it, not because of anything else, but because it was the simplest and insensitive.

I belong to a group of parents, where teachers and parents respect each other as guests and are in harmony. Of course, what is more important is that everyone knows:

To maintain the high efficiency of information transmission within the parent group.

Compared with the previous teachers informing parents one by one, the information transmission efficiency of parents is much higher. In order to ensure the effectiveness and efficiency of information communication, after the teacher released important information, everyone kept silent tacitly, and it was unnecessary not to interrupt or add disturbing information.

respect the public attribute of parents.

The school establishes a parent group and builds a bridge between teachers and parents to solve the common problems of a wide range of children.

For the special problems of individual children, everyone consciously and actively adopts the way of private communication with teachers, so as to get better and timely treatment.

Other things that have nothing to do with school, such as basking in babies and basking in life, can be realized on platforms such as Weibo and friends circle, and no one basks in the parents' group.

Parents, just keep it in a simple position.

As for many parents, they accuse the "parents" of shirking their responsibilities, selling anxiety and other crimes. I think it is a bit unfair for them to carry this pot.

it's just a communication tool, which performs the function of information transmission. The problems in the division of education and the attribution of responsibilities between schools and families are not caused by the "parent group", but are at best reflected and fully exposed through it.

It is very clear that "quitting the parent group" is an angry and helpless move of parents when facing the contradiction between home and school. I guess he also knows that such behavior can't solve any practical problems. There must be no less cards to be punched, and no homework to be taught can be left behind. When he went on strike, he was replaced by a more patient mother.

problems and contradictions, the appeal calls for suggestions. But more importantly, how to continue to support children to complete their studies and achieve growth stably and smoothly while waiting for change.

at present, the "parent group" is a very needed tool in this process. However, it's just a tool. Don't complicate it, just leave it in a simple position.

of course, if possible, it would be better to get some joy from it. Ha ha ha ...

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