Please reply from all kinds of funny gods

1. When speaking online, don’t call yourself the author casually. After all, how many people are writing with pens now? This vocabulary has already merged into the long river of history.

God replied: What will you call yourself in the future? Key person?

2. Xiao Ming: "Why does it rain every time at the sports meeting?"

God replied: "I haven't seen that there are clouds in the three words "sports meeting". Maybe it's hidden in which one? It’s raining!”

3. “I learned a new term today, called “jack”. It’s not even used as a spare tire, it’s just used when changing a tire.”

God replied: "Well, what's even worse is the pump. I don't even need to change the tire, so I just used it during the abortion."

4. Question: Can lust be changed?

God’s reply: Dongfang Invincible originally had this problem, but he no longer had it.

5. Question: If there is an afterlife, I want to be a quilt, either lying on the bed or basking in the sun!

God’s reply: Don’t forget the time when you wet the bed~

6. Question: Has Master Kong made a mobile phone?

God’s reply: Master Kong has been making mobile phones for many years. If you don’t believe me, just pronounce the three characters “Master Kong” backwards and see what they are.

7. Apple is getting better and better, Samsung is getting bigger and bigger, Nokia is getting harder and harder, so that girls don’t know which one to buy. . .

God’s reply: Buy domestic products, the vibration is good. . .