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Ask for a pair of cursing and immoral couplets

In the later period of Yuan Shikai's reign, it became popular all over the world and began to be restored. So couplets are an elegant word game. But in many cases, they are either used to satirize current events in order to discuss with the enemy, or to ridicule others in a moment of anger, and some are simply used to make fun of others. On the contrary, there are many "cursing" couplets, some of which make people laugh, while others make people laugh.

Zhang Taiyan, a famous scholar in modern times, and Kang Youwei, the leader of the Reform Movement of 1898, had great differences in political views, and they even made a name for themselves. On one occasion, Zhang Taiyan mocked Kang Youwei with such a couplet: "The country will die for the sake of old age." The word "Uber" is hidden at the end of the first couplet and the word "thief" is hidden at the end of the second couplet, thus highlighting "Youwei" at the end of the two couplets, implying that Kang Youwei is "Uber" and "thief".

In the late period of Yuan Shikai's reign, he even started restoration despite the opposition of the world, so someone gave him such a couplet on his birthday: "1234567, filial piety, loyalty, courtesy and sincerity." It turns out that the word "eight" was forgotten at the end of the first couplet, but there was no word "shame" at the end of the second couplet, which meant that Yuan Shikai was "shameless" and "tortoise" (forgetting eight).

Pu Songling, the author of Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio, was a very talented scholar in Qing Dynasty. However, at that time, many playboys were already in high positions, but the decadent imperial examination system made him still have no part-time job after he was over 60 years old, so he didn't like those dignitaries who were still arty but had no ink in their chests. On one occasion, an official surnamed Shi in his hometown invited many famous scribes at that time to have a literary friend party, and Pu Songling was one of them. When he arrived at the scene, Pu Songling discovered that the official was just trying to give himself gold, so he was very angry! However, the official surnamed Shi knew nothing about it. When he saw Pu Songling coming, he wanted to show off his literary talent. He saw a rooster die after a brick, so he sent a pair of couplets to ask Pu Songling for power: "Fine-feathered birds died after a brick." Pu Songling was moved in his heart, determined to mock him once, and then smiled at the bottom line: "Mr. Stone, coarse-haired beast." There was a burst of laughter at the scene, and the official surnamed Shi had to leave with a red face.

In addition, the notebook also recorded a story: Lu Wenliang was an official in Zhejiang, and one day he was drinking with Kyle, who was in charge of education affairs. When he saw that Ma was a bald guy, he laughed at him and said, "Professor Chen counts his hair, and there is nothing he can do." Kyle immediately said to him, "Lord Lu has a beard all over his face. Why is he doing this? " Lu Wenliang was impressed by his skill in correcting idioms. He smiled and said, "Two apes cut down trees, and this monkey can also saw." Marco smiled and said, "in that case, I'm not at all. I'm glad you don't mind. " Then he said to him, "A horse is stuck in the mud. How can this beast have hooves? " So the two clapped their hands and laughed, and they became best friends from then on.

Shanglian:

Happiness is like the East China Sea, the sea is vast, and the old people live long, have plenty of food and clothing, and eat delicious food. Taiwan Province enjoys splendor. The distinguished guests should have come long ago, and it is only natural that they should have come!

Downlink:

Life is better than Nanshan, the mountain is not old, the boss is old, the face is ruthless, and the heart is bad. What a bastard, he will die, and he will come to a bad end. The foundation has not been laid yet, and it is too late to regret it.

Shanglian:

It snows and doesn't rain, but it turns into rain when it falls to the ground. It is troublesome to turn snow into rain. God might as well just rain.

Downlink:

If Mr. Wang doesn't eat shit, eating will become shit. Eating shit is more troublesome, sir. It's better to eat shit.

I found myself particularly interested in these things, but I forgot a lot when I was old.

How time flies!

Drop a tear and mourn my youth that has not passed away!

Part 1: Love your country, your family and your sister!

Bottom line: fire and theft prevention, brother!

Horizontal criticism: freedom of love