What stupid things did you do when you were drunk?

What stupid things did you do when you were drunk? The next day, my intestines were green with regret.

What's the funniest thing you did when you were drunk? Netizen: I'm here to see a joke.

1. Actually, we don't like drinking, but we just like the feeling after drinking?

2. I drank too much and entered the gate of the community. I lost my key and sat in a chair at night. The security guard in our community came to ask me what happened, because I know all the long guys who come in and out of the gate, and I am more handsome. Then I held him in my arms and cried. I needed a loving hug. I heard from other security guards that I left him on the lawn. This is what the security guard said the next day. Did my little brother take me to the monitoring room to sleep that night?

3. Tell me to drink too much and hug my little brother? The reason is, afraid of him? G.

4. Go out to play with my roommates, stay in a hotel at night, and then drink together, because people have opened two more rooms, and when they drink too much, they take off their pants from one room and run to another, and they can't stop it. By the way, I'm a woman.

5. I got drunk and threw up, and someone else slept with me, so I was thinking, is that person too dirty? I hate myself,

I'm covered in vomit. My best friend is drunk. She vomited in the toilet for an hour, and her hand almost reached into the toilet. Dura couldn't help saying that she loved me. I ended up coaxing her for an hour.

6. The girl was betrayed by her best friend for the first time, and she was a little sad.

7. My friend said that I was drunk, and I had to go to the hospital anyway, but I had to see a doctor because my toes had a fever.

Call my dad and tell him that I love you very much. My father called me the next day and scolded me for several hours.

9. I was very happy at the annual meeting of the company. As a result, the man I like and a woman sat opposite me and took a selfie. Then I drank too much, got drunk, cried on my desk and asked him why he took a selfie with her. Then, gloriously, the whole company knew that I liked him and that I cried because of his drunkenness (I was a good drinker, and my company leaders and colleagues said that I had never been drunk).

10. I drank too much and cried and vomited while holding the trash can.