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A cold joke told by mother He.
1. Laugh sometimes cry sometimes happy sometimes sad sometimes.
2. One mouth is harmony, and one mouth is harmony.
3. Eat sweet and sour.
4. It's not always cloudy on the 957th day.
If you always believe, you can really put aside your sadness and live a strong life.
No matter where I am, I believe I will shed tears happily.
And these tears will turn into colorful rain, which will make Chang Zaixin laugh. "
So will the rain falling from the sky today be a colorful rain that can bring happiness?
5. When you close your eyes.
I will die.
When you open your eyes
I will be resurrected.
When you blink
I'm dying.
6. This is what a mother should do. She doesn't want us to tell good news but not bad news ~ ~ She doesn't want us to tell some lies to make her happy. What she fears most is that children keep everything from her, tell her nothing, prevent her from taking care of her, and prevent her from serving. When people die, there will be nothing. Do you think people can really be guardian angels?
7. No wife, no dutiful son, no toe, no cure.
8. When everyone is catching thieves at the front door, you set fire to the fence behind. (Cantonese)
9. My words are tied, and I don't drive evidence! Not a court, no evidence is needed, but what I see is evidence = this is not a court, no evidence is needed, what I see is evidence.
10. I have been a human being for decades, and there are ghosts on one side.
1 1. If you are not in the throne, set the killer first! 12. Listening for three minutes is false, but watching for three minutes is not true!
13. Many children, many women and many enemies, no children and no women sitting on the lotus. 14. Kunming set up a stall and put on a pair of Mingkun 15. Mimi laughs and rides, poisoning rattlesnakes!
16. The word "bitter" has three crosses on the mouth, which makes people speechless.
17. Now all that remains is to go further.
After watching this drama, I understand a lot of truth. There are many philosophies in the above sentences, some are warning us, some are encouraging us, and some are revealing the truth. I hope you can savor these sentences carefully.
1, eat sweet, bitter and sour!
2, female liar, century big scam! Kunming posted a file showing Kunming (cheat)!
3, every day is a sea of people, which proves that the most prosperous fruit is you!
You close your eyes, and I die. You opened your eyes, and I came back to life. You blink and I die.
The full moon at home is not over yet.
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