Please give some innocent and childish questions or answers to children ~ there are examples

1. An adult saw a child holding a RMB 100 and wanted to defraud him of it. He walked over, showed the child three 1-yuan pieces of RMB, and said to the child: "Give me this piece of paper, and I will give you all three pieces of paper." The child nodded and said, "You just need I'll give it to you if I learn how to bark three times." The adult looked around and saw that there was no one around, then barked three times. After the adult finished calling, the child laughed and said: "Every dog ??knows that 100 yuan is more than 3 yuan, don't I know?"

2. "Dad, what's the word 'cake' in moon cakes?" Write? "

"It's the word "cake" for Tangsu cake."

"How to write the word "cake" for Tangsu cake?"

" It’s the word ‘cake’ for pancake!”

“How to write the word ‘cake’ for pancake?”

“You idiot, I’ll teach you by analogy, but you can’t even do it! "

3. A child went to the drug store to buy medicine. As soon as he entered the door, he opened his voice and said: "Boss, buy medicine."

Boss: "A small person has a big voice. "

"The cicada is so loud!"

"The cicada has no tongue!"

"The dustpan has a tongue, so why doesn't it make any noise? "

"It is made of bamboo, so of course it doesn't sound."

"The flute is also made of bamboo, so why does it sound?"

" The flute has eyes!"

"The sieve also has eyes, why doesn't it sound?"

"The sieve is dead"

"Firecrackers are also dead. "It has medicine in its belly."

"My medicine..."

The boss was dumbfounded by this kid.

4. Father: "You are responsible for teaching your brother well."

Son: "What if he doesn't listen to me?"

Father: "Then It proves that you are incompetent."

Er Yu: "What if I don't listen to you?"

Father: "That proves..."

5. The boy was having dinner at his aunt's house, and her aunt cooked fish for him to eat.

While eating, the child said: This fish is so delicious, it would be even better if there were no thorns!

6. Mom asked Pippi to get up: "Get up quickly! The rooster has crowd several times!"

Pippi said: "What does the rooster's crow have to do with me? I am Not a hen!"

7. The father told his daughter about how she often went hungry when she was a child. After hearing this, the daughter had tears in her eyes and asked sympathetically: "Oh, Dad, are you because you have no food? Did you just come to our house to eat?"

8. Tongtong asked his mother: "Why do you call Mr. Jiang 'ancestor'?"

My mother said: "Because of 'ancestor'? 'It's a name for the dead."

Tongtong said: "Should the deceased grandmothers be called 'Fresh Milk'?"

9. Mother often tells the child. Mei: "Don't swing on the swing when wearing a skirt, otherwise the little boy will see the little underwear underneath!"

One day, Xiao Mei happily said to her mother: "Mom, today I and I Xiao Ming competed on the swing, and I won!"

My mother said angrily: "Didn't I tell you not to swing when wearing a skirt?"

Xiao Mei said proudly: "But I'm so smart! I took off my underwear so that he couldn't see my underwear!"

10. My daughter was very curious about her belly button, so she asked her father, "Dad?" The umbilical cord connecting the fetus and the mother's body was briefly explained. After the baby left the mother's body, the doctor cut off the umbilical cord and tied a knot, which later became the belly button. My daughter said, "Then why doesn't the doctor tie a bow?"

11. One day, Xiao Ming went out to play with his father. When it was time to eat, his father led him to the door of a small restaurant. Xiao Ming refused to go in. His father asked him why. Xiao Ming pointed to the door in front of the restaurant. The sign said: "I don't want to eat pee fried rice -" It turned out that the sign said: Fried Rice

12. Father: Pierre, you don't want to go to school today. Your mother gave birth to you last night. Two little brothers. Just tell the teacher. Pierre: Dad, I only said that I gave birth to one child. I want to save the other one for next week when I don’t want to go to school.

13. Father Buck was sitting on a bench in the park and resting. There was a child standing next to him for a long time and never left. Buck was very surprised and asked: "Little angel, why are you always standing there?" Here?"

The child said: "This bench has just been painted. I want to see what it looks like when you stand up."

14. There is a little boy. After school, Tian asked his mother: "Mom, where did I come from?"

My mother felt that this question was difficult to answer, but she should take this opportunity to educate her children, so she spoke seriously about cats and dogs. For example, talk hesitantly about the process of reproduction.

After hearing this, my son said in confusion: "How could this happen? My deskmate said he was from Shanxi!"

15. A classmate went to the toilet. I always use other people's toilet paper and never buy it myself.

Once, when he was seen taking paper, they said angrily: "Why do you always use other people's toilet paper? Don't you know how to buy it yourself?"

He said: " Why are you so stingy? Isn’t it just some toilet paper? I’ll give it back to you after it’s done!”

16. Mom: Pierre, do you want a piece of cookie?

Pierre didn’t respond, and his mother asked again: Pierre, do you want to eat a cookie?

Pierre said: I want to eat, mother.

Mom said: Why do I have to ask you twice?

Pierre: Because I want to eat two pieces.

17. In the year of graduation, go out for fun and ask local classmates to help book a hotel before arriving at the destination. After arriving, we called him and asked him which hotel it was, and he said: Baixia Hotel. We asked again: Which BAI? He said: It is red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple and white.

18. Xiaomao went to kindergarten. One day, the teacher asked: Who knows how many countries there are in the world?

Xiao Mao said: I know!

The teacher said: Then tell me what countries there are.

Xiao Mao said: There are two countries, China and foreign countries!

19. Xiao Ming went to his grandma’s birthday party. When it was time to eat birthday buns, Xiao Ming asked: “Why do we eat birthday buns that look like butts?” Everyone’s faces changed after hearing this. Then Xiao Ming opened the birthday bag, looked at the bean paste inside, and said, "Grandma, look! There's still poop in it!" Everyone fainted and vomited.