Funny sentence? Make people laugh.

1, the difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people. ?

I took a fancy to you because I was out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry. ?

3, people who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and people who don't eat fat are fearless. ?

4. Your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good. ?

If people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed. ?

6. I like you so much that you will die. ?

7. I am not a superman, because I wear pants outside my underwear. ?

8. If this is not love, then I'd rather sell cabbage. ?

9. Waiting for your concern until I close my heart.

10, it is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love. ?

1 1, the weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense.

12, don't dawdle, or the days will mix you up. ?

13, you don't want beauty, you don't want money, what do you want?

14, alive will die sooner or later; If you die, you will live forever. ?

15, others always see us holding hands happily. In fact, the truth is that once I let go, she will go shopping.

16, I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

17, wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find their shoes nor find their way. ?

18, I have a grave in my heart, a place to bury widows. ?

19, couples need to investigate deeply, otherwise how can they understand each other? ?

20. People who travel all over the brothel are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

market quotations

1. At our age, we must wear a helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise we will be recognized by our classmates when driving a BMW Mercedes-Benz.

There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. Think about it later, and I won't remember.

3. 2000 a month, I feel that I have reached the peak of my life. I'm still single, and I'm afraid to have a girlfriend because I'm afraid my girlfriend will try to get my money.

4. People don't eat when they are angry. Eat two bowls of rice when you are angry.

5. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

I used to think that money could buy everything, but later I found that there was not enough money.

7. My wife is a very reasonable person. She will ask my permission before hitting me. If I say no, she will argue until I agree.

8. People who like you will tell you that I took a shower, and then they will say that I have finished washing. People who don't like you seem to say that I took a shower and disappeared into the bathroom!

9, my circle of friends, half show love, half sad, mixed with several strong WeChat merchants.

10, you go, I won't see you off; Come on, no matter how stormy it is, I won't open the door.